Anyone know how to make Cum mousse?

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LOL!

― Klaus Koch, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha! Did the hund's carcass become in two parts like our one's did?! he-he! :-)

― Lucy Zimmermann, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi, I too recently had ein incidenten mit eine Hund und mein Schroeder und some Train doors. How very strange!

Ich wonder if this has happened to any other readers of diese fine massagebaord?

― hans lufthansageneral, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

HI LOL!! I THIS HAPND 2 ME LAST YESTERDAY ON DA TUBE I WOZ WIV MY BOYF + HE GOT HIS MASSIV TACKEL OUT AND HE PUT IT ON THE TRAX BUT A DOG JUMPED OVER HIS WILLY + SAVED HIS DICK FROM BEIN SMASHED TO BITS BY THE TRAIN WOW LOL!!!!!!! LUV U ALL CATHY

― CATHY HARRISON, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Ho! Ho! Ho! ;-)

― Lucy Zimmermann, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I at one time saw a mann and lady get off a the an train in Hamburg und die damen was too slow and in the door she popped open one of her breasts! a very funny, she have like the Pamela Anderson boob so, POP! ha ha ha.

― Stefan Weisefarmmann, Monday, 6 March 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha!

― Claude Monet, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

This is very funny I am really thinking to become a "Tea-Drinker!"

― Synthesizer Patel, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Me too Synthesizer Patel, me too.

― Computer Jones, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I once saw a transvesite drinking a mug of ox-tail soup through her penis. (which was 45" in length incidently)

― Jimmy Karnnweiler, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I may have met her.

― Karl Meitsner, Monday, 6 March 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Him or Herr?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi Hi Hi!!

― Monsieur Honclebert, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 08:33 (eighteen years ago) link

This is a message for Lucy Zimmermann.

Ja, he was!

― Herman Baldigruberstuckbaaderfruhlingsmeinhofumgebung, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 08:38 (eighteen years ago) link

U GUYZ R WERD!!!! LOL!!!!!!1

― CATHY HARRISON, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 08:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Morning touchers!

― Tev, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 09:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Ja, das is remind me, ich bin at zas schoolen fate.
Ich bin got jiz all up mein boat from that man. ich laughen so much I did a gelp.
I was three jarer alt.

― teufel (dog), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 13:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Har! Har! Das ist doppel funny!

― Grettle Billingbaum, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Tag! Es tut mir leid for I am late to this thread of joy. In responding, I also had a funny incident when ich habe put mein Herr-piece in die Train dooren und dan ein man he got ein brot und put die ketchuppen on mein Schroeder aber then ein Hund lecken all over mein weiner. Alles die people were laughing and even my daughter made einem quick sketch for her Schulenartprojecten. Funny no?

― Helmut "Typische Deutschen Name" Schmidt, Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SILLY SAUSAGES WHATS WRONG WITH YOU THE ONLY REASON I TYPE IN ALL CAPS IS COS IM POSTING FROM A SEGA DREAMCAST FUCK OFFS

― FROMBERT SIM, Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i love everyone! XXX

― gertrude fielenbonk, Friday, 10 March 2006 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

ja! ja! ja!

― spanish alan, Friday, 10 March 2006 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Hallo mein friendes. I kiss you for this talking all about der cum mousse it has been most enlightening und gluckliche funny. Does anybodys have any other story about willies und hunde?

― augustus bloomp, Friday, 12 May 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

BORED

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Have sex with me

xxxx

-- gertrude fielenbonk

― gertrude fielenbonk, Friday, 12 May 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

nein danka
ich dont fink so!

― sates, Friday, 12 May 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

more stories about dogs and trains and dicks please!

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 07:54 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

hey pestos!

― carne asada, Thursday, 30 July 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

this sujet has not been covered in enough detaille

― French Admin Branch, Monday, 30 November 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

On s'en fout - mousse.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Monday, 30 November 2009 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

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