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myspace let me inject an IMG SRC into my name which shows up on searches

so I put a huge image of myspace.com as that image.. so if they click on it, it goes to my profile:

here is the image....

http://wizardishungry.com/m.jpg

I must confuse dumb people!

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 27 September 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

i should use a 4000x44000000 pixel image

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 27 September 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

the very reason people like it is the reason it is ugly (allowing people to put images in their names and giving them html control). friendster is elegantly designed, or was before the ads and websearch stuff. anyway my exgirlfriend is on both of them and hasn't contacted me so 'sall good.

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 27 September 2004 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=6071806&friendName=Captain%20Mike&Mytoken=20050220224216

thank god we left rhode island ian!

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Monday, 21 February 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"meaninful" advice from Jon's namesake (some douche from SC):

http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=925578&groupid=100009201&Mytoken=20050221005924

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon's Interests
General paintball,music,movies ya know the usually teenage crap
Music anything Rock or Metal maybe some classical depens on who is around
Movies I love all movies (except chick flicks)
Books What r these books u speek of????
Groups: Wren High, Irish Luck, We go down together..., Greenville

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.godslittletoy.com/i/mypsace_thanks.jpg

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Captain Mike's Interests
General Hanging out on Thayer Street? Is that a valid interest? Star Trek, too.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

THANKS T33T3R SP3RB3R AND J3SsSICA "DOC" H0PPER KILLER OF KERMIT T> FROG FOR WEIRDING GERARD OUT ENOUGH THAT HE DELETED HIS ACCOUNT. DORX.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"U.S. federal authorities have conducted the first arrest for spimming. Eighteen-year-old Anthony Greco was arrested for sending spam to instant messenger users of MySpace.com." From the article: "Greco had allegedly threatened to share his methods for spamming members of the group if MySpace.com didn't sign an exclusive marketing deal that would have legitimized the messages he was sending via the service."

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

that isn't the Greco who is friends with Laura, right?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

From: Lakeshore

Date: Mar 15, 2005 8:28 PM
Subject: Nicolette's (Too) Cool Kid Party Mix
Body: I've decided to do a mix tape series that I (Nicolette) will be posting on myspace, so if you want to make the mix yourself, either compile the songs you already have, or download the songs (which I highly discourage, of course).
Anway, here's the first installment:

The 2 Kool 4 Skool Mix

1. Cornelius - "Count Five Or Six"
2. The Faint - "Sex Is Personal"
3. The Fall (Remixed by Ladytron) - "Hit The North part 1"
4. Moving Units - "Anyone"
5. Ratatat - "Seventeen Years"
6. New Order - "Shellshock"
7. The Cure - "The Walk"
8. lcd soundsystem - "Yeah (Crass Version)"
9. Peaches - "Fuck The Pain Away"
10. The Juan Maclean - "By The Time I Get To Venus"
11. !!! - "When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Karazzee"
12. Erase - "Owls"
13. Death From Above 1979 - "Little Girl"
14. Q And Not U - "Hooray For Humans"
15. Electralane - "On Parade"

well there it is. it makes a damn fine mix for any electroclash dance parties that might be happening out there. hope you enjoy!

-nicolette-

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:38 (nineteen years ago) link

ELECTROCLASH DANCE PARTIES ARE TEH BOMB YO

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

that was the girl who wanted me to DJ with her.

Sadly, she does have a dance night!

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

electroclash girls have good hair

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 17 March 2005 08:41 (nineteen years ago) link

http://g.myspace.com/00056/83/41/56961438_l.jpg

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

EWWWW, THATS THE 13 YEAR OLD THAT GAVE NATHAN BARLEY A BLOWJ0B

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i swear i have seen that girl somewhere

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

She is a Rochester Scenster and DJs at the Bug Jar

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG I FOUND MY WHOLEFOODS CRUSH ON MYSPACE. THERE ARE PROVACATIVE PHOTOS. GU-GU-GUH-GUH

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

POST PLZ

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

http://l00062.myspace.com/00062/52/96/62206925_l.jpg

http://g.myspace.com/00049/53/87/49647835_l.jpg

mo-dettes, ludus, pop group, this heat, the dance, born again$t, sparks, wipers, essential logic/lora logic, homosexuals, gina X, very early farmers boys, james chance/contortions, Can, arthur russel, early damned, grauzone, circus lupus, maximum joy!, Blowfly (the black man, not the swedish band), desperate bicycles!, mu, hawkwind, silver apples, pere ubu, boredoms, petticoats, bohannon,lizzy mercier descloux, esg, flying lizards, yoko, kleenex, scissor girls, u.s.a, early Fall, fire engines!, germs, zounds, void, beefheart, fehlfarben, john holt, pragVEC, six finger satellite, chrome, slits, steve albini, mazing vids, minutemen, necros, X, crass, (good) chicago/euro house&disco/dance, early dc hardcore/Dischord/Gravity, Rough Trade, Factory,dancehall, 99, 4AD, Beggars Banquet, Y, Studio 1, Load, West End, ZE, etc.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link

dude go for it even tho she has lame tatzzzz

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

bad tats. oh, and she's vegan. that shit turns me off more than anything.

she djs in her undies and plays rad music. she makes eyes at me and even tried talking me up one time in front of my wife (that didn't go over too well). but, let's see, uh, i have a wife.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link

SEND HAH TOO MEEEEEEEE

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Friday, 18 March 2005 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i know who this person is... she is indeed HOTT. Jason, did you know she was standing next to us at the F0x P@use debut show at the Edinburgh Castle... or did you not know that...?

I ate dinner at F0x P@use house tonight, damn she can cook!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:37 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, 28 mt. st. helens agree!
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:34 (nineteen years ago) link

gygax, i remember her that night. she was wearing a hawt all white outfit and i think i pointed her out to you. when i was walking out she said hi to me and i went "eep!" and walked away sheepishly.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

HAAAAA...THATS KATHERINE!!!

I KNOW HER!!!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

xXxSTRAIGHT EDGExXx

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

haha. totals!

where do you know her from? the xSCENEx?

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

she dances with DJ SHITBIRD AND THE ULTIMATE PARTY MACHINE!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

aka the band with eric from Crack WAR & Big Techno Werewolves and the knob twidler from Comets on Fire

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

HA, the scene!!!!!

she used to live over here and was a bike dork...so we became bros.

She is super cool..very weird, very FLIRTY.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

interesting

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

after she moved to SF...she used to IM me about how she couldnt get a boyfriend.

sad.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

AH YES... i have had the... pleasure doesn't seem like the right word. i only remember eric dude and lilpocketknife/kit girl tho. extras?
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

her bike is also way nicer than mine.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

as least you have a bike. i have feet. i ALSO have a wagon, but i only pull the wagon. but hey. butt hay.
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

my friend (who's not even really into fixed gears) saw her riding around on a 10speed and the first thing she said was "uh, this isn't my bike, mine's in the shop" all embarrassed like.

msp, DJ Shitbird has like 40 people dancing all dressed up in weirdo unicorn, robot, zebra outfits now. http://littlepants.com/music/eagle.html

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

SHE HAD BRACES.

SHE LOVED DDB.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

wOw on the djsb+upm tip. sounds like the idea they originally seemed to be trying for is really happening. cool.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

EEK!...I FORGOT SHE HAD BRACES.

AWESOME!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=8280307&friendName=Ashley&Mytoken=20050319004937

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Saturday, 19 March 2005 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i just found out my 16yr old little sister is on myspace. i told her i'd fucking punch her if she put any hoochie pictures up.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer has convinced me to join myspace.

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

myspace is about the worst designed site ever

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Monday, 21 March 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

that's the beauty of it tho. at first i was like, "what a shithole?" and then i embraced it's ass-jungle quality. it's like the shitter... nobody looks pretty on the toilet. not exactly. so in a sense, myspace is a great cosmic equalizer.

i've enjoyed finding some decent bands on there lately.

we finally put up some tunage on our myspace page. it's demo quality. not perfect. my improv of the lyrics wasn't as good as other times, but we had little time with our friend's nice 16-track and so on. i just did everything in one take and rolled with the punches.

it's a myspace page after all.
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 21 March 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

The King Of All The Cosmos is my new friend.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Skipping 236 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/sexybabe420oh69/Picture199.jpg

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Do u like me? http://www.doulike.com/affid11/1059.html
Body: Hi:) I like your profile!!!
Have u heard about "Do you like"? It is very funny site.The thing is, they show you a pic of a boys and ask if u like them. You answer Yes or No. If you do they send them your pic and ask the same. If you both like eachother you can get in-touch and meet up.
Do you like me???
if yes you will be my future sympathy!

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i can do that with my tongue!
xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

YSI?

― nervous.gif (eman), Sunday, 23 April 2006 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=34981735

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey folks – http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gifshould I say mates?http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif – We just launched the UK version of MySpace. We’re featuring more UK music and some of the features should work better with local postal codes, etc.
As a result, my lawyers told ME what I have to tell YOU: now that MySpace is looking more UK-ish, you should know that we are still running our site from the US, all your data still resides in the US, and that MySpace’s data management practices are still governed by US laws.

Click HERE to show me you read this. –Thx Tomhttp://x.myspace.com/images/tom_face_left.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 09:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://lads.myspace.com/

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS IS A *REAL* customer service email I just got:

Why did you take the web site from myspace.com and change it into your own?
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=splash&MyToken=4f96fd48-3750-487c-92ec-33f93f811edb
I think its totally lame you guys stole this web site from them and I am going to contact them as well to let them know you stole it from them.

STUPID CUNTY, JUST BECUZ WE USE FUSEBOX DOESN'T MEAN WE STOLE IT

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

huh? link didn't work

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

From: Aaron
Subject: thoughts
Message: ya know when I saw that photo of you in glasses
chilling in your room I thought to myself I could see
myself hanging out with her. Thats what I really
thought.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/6485000/ngbbs432cf4a1e1235.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle @ 14 year-olds with private profiles sending friend requests!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12078197

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

latebloomer, were you aware that south carolina's lt governor has a myspace profile? and why are they wasting time talking about that on the news and not the fact that this fucker is corrupt and can't drive a car, much less fly a plane?

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, didn't he get in a plane crash?? i heard something or other about that but i haven't been watching news lately.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://myspace.com/7888619

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, he crashed his plane because he didn't take off properly and brushed some trees.

he's also the one that gets pulled over for going 100 and gets out of the tickets all the time.

awesome dude.
xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Schenectady girl killed
Body: You've opened it!!!! Good Luck! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tommorow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life.

If you break this chain u will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 10 yrs. post this within 15 mins.

post as(home town )girl killed

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

-Reply To Poster- -Delete From Friends-

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i've gotten requests from some really freaky characters lately.

a gay industrial, matthew barney worshiping couple
http://www.myspace.com/anarcocks
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/01.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/05.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/000000.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/11.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/17.jpg

and a freakish, plastic surgeried trans sexual
http://www.myspace.com/eternallyangelic
http://myspace-990.vo.llnwd.net/00747/09/95/747115990_m.jpg
http://myspace-058.vo.llnwd.net/00842/85/05/842235058_m.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, and a coffee shop in seattle? wtf? http://www.myspace.com/santalucia

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for the add!

http://www.legendheart.com/TLH-butterflies.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for the add!

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boobala137r/goddess.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for the add! Love u!

http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/27/27245ssrdatis2n.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:49 (seventeen years ago) link

1,000,000s of variations of this theme available in yer myspace friends comment box, urgh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:52 (seventeen years ago) link

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 23 June 2006 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haaaaa

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 23 June 2006 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is that angel wearing a padlock like a locket? A padlocket?

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know! I just went through a few of the pages of ppl on our friends list, and noticed a such images in the comments sections of a few of them. They seem extra-prevalent on new-age electronic artists and female singer-songwriter's pages, for some reason. They were just the worst 3 examples I found quickly. If someone stuck something like that in my comments box, I'd delete it, but wtfe.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=7F710484-5201-42E7-934B-D86CF9E6B65F

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

38-year-old paedo woman sent me a message on MySpace wanting to chat

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

this douche just tried to add me http://www.myspace.com/searchingforangeline
i told him he is really creepy and if i was angeline i would run away because i'm being stalked by an obsessive weirdo

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

In addition to friend requests from hott 19 yr old women w/398 friends (all guys) now I get em from "gay bodybuilders" in thongs. yeah dude that straight/married/proud parent stuff is a FRONT!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

cousin larry bundgee, how did you find me? i was hiding.

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Our story thus far:

A few months ago, I managed to hook two of my good friends "A" (male) and "B" (female) up together. Instant chemistry leads into a passionate affair. I stay out of any drama between them as best I can, but I hear a lot of it from both sides.

Some unknown dude "C" starts posting suggestive comments on "B"s myspace blog. "A" is annoyed, asks "B" to remove said comments. Jealousy is exposed and arguments ensue. Neither know who "C" is or could be.

Except that after a loud, dramatic break-up last weekend, "A" does some sleuthing and gathers evidence. "B" is confronted and confesses... SHE CREATED A FAKE MYSPACE PROFILE TO MAKE HER BOYFRIEND JEALOUS. WTF CRAZY BITCH. She claims that her friends were the primary agents of deception, that she just played along. Bullshit. WTF???

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The fake profile was promptly deleted, also, which purged all of the correspondence and comments from myspace etc. STUPID.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

You have been invited to join the my flash live show while I'm online group on MySpace.

Click the link below to see the group:
http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=103910077

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

you know, as bad as losing twelve years of music is, it's kind of worse that NOBODY FUCKING NOTICED FOR A YEAR.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/myspace-apparently-lost-12-years-worth-of-music-and-almost-no-one-noticed/

― the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Monday, 18 March 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

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