Why do noise dudes talk like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, April 26, 2008 9:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^ truth bombs

sanskrit, Sunday, 27 April 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link

^^http://www.canyoncourt.com/package_images/dennys_logo_lg.gif

am0n, Sunday, 27 April 2008 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

jesus fucking christ on the mother fucking cross

TOMBOT, Sunday, 27 April 2008 07:22 (fifteen years ago) link

but the first tmnt movie was filmed in 1989

kingfish, Sunday, 27 April 2008 07:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Why did I just read even a fifth of that :|

Trayce, Sunday, 27 April 2008 08:09 (fifteen years ago) link

According to an interview in Ornette: Made in America, Shirley
Clarke's movie about Ornette Coleman, he asked a doctor to castrate
him, but the doctor convinced him that getting circumcised would be
enough.

Ward Fowler, Sunday, 27 April 2008 09:25 (fifteen years ago) link

A friend of my dad's used to work in a group home for the mentally disabled. One of the residents had been watching an educational program about monks of some kind who castrate themselves as a means of being closer to enlightenment (this is the explanation I was given, I don't know a thing about that, what sort of monks or anything...), and later he came by to check on him, catching him with his balls out and just going to town on them with a child's safety scissors. He didn't get far (I'M IMPLYING SOME SMALL AMOUNT PROGRESS HERE), but jeeezus. I can never think of that story without the mental picture of a scrotum rolling around the "blades" of that scissors.

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 28 April 2008 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link

My friend's mom worked at a school for the mentally impaired as a helper or something. One time she left the class unattended for a short period and when she came back four or five of the students were missing. She found them in the bathroom having sex. It caused a huge uproar and made the news.

filthy dylan, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

WHOA. Shit man.

You know, for some reason I don't totally understand I always read your posts and in my head imagine you're Dylan Ny0uki$. Not completely sure why. Weird thing is a friend of mine who also lurks/posts here a bit said the exact same thing to me (we were talking about the brainbombs?) and we had this "whoah wtf you too" moment. It was weird.

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 28 April 2008 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link


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