WHITE PEOPLE FOOD

STRAWBERRY PRETZEL JELLO SALAD

2 c. crushed pretzel sticks
3/4 c. melted butter
3 tbsp. sugar
8 oz. cream cheese
1 c. sugar
8 oz. Cool Whip
1 (6 oz.) pkg. strawberry banana Jello
2 c. boiling water
2 (10 oz.) pkgs. frozen strawberries, partially thawed

Mix first three ingredients and press in bottom of a 9"x13" pan. Bake at 350 degrees (metal pan) or 325 degrees (glass pan) 8 minutes. Let cool completely. Beat 1 cup sugar and cream cheese. Fold in Cool Whip. Spread over pretzels. Mix Jello and water until dissolved. Add strawberries. Stir into Jello, then set aside for 10 minutes. Pour over cheese mixture. Chill.

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link

what the hell is that thing with the gumdrops?

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:11 (sixteen years ago) link

it's shaped like a toilet seat

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:12 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/images/hhmicrowavesingles.jpg

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:12 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.grouprecipes.com/images/recipes/big/904991071.jpg

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.crabcoll.com/images/bean1.jpg

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.crabcoll.com/images/bean5.jpg

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:22 (sixteen years ago) link

heavens

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 11:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.lomexicano.com/images/store/flan.jpg

― cutty, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link

RONG

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

white ppl no eat flan

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.whitetrashworld.com/foodndrink/taterTotCasserole.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link

people of many races enjoy many of the foodstuffs on this thread

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

except for whatever that noxious looking tater tot thing elmo just posted is

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.ilovepickles.org/images/recipes/friedpickles.jpg

fried pickles, y'all

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link

http://mmm-yoso.typepad.com/mmmyoso/images/p1000471.JPG

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

totlasagna.jpg looks delicious

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.lonestarconey.com/images/082805%20pics/Frito%20Pie%2001.jpg

FRITO PIE

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.calorieking.com.au/branding/dc/runtime/portionsense/295.jpg

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

NOT IN BAG: NOT TRUE FRITO PIE

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.shopnewzealand.co.nz/images/cache/100x121.06537530266_images_Onion-Soup.jpg

LIPTON ONION SOUP MIX MAKES EVERYTHING FANCY

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/meat/spewpuke.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link

i always thought of vienna sausages as primarily a white baby food. do grown whites eat them too?

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/97/240758500_a6a966fefc.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

RING-AROUND-THE-TUNA

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Miracle Whip Cake

1 c. sugar
1 c. Miracle Whip
1 c. lukewarm water
2 c. flour
2 tsp. soda
4 tbsp. cocoa
1 tsp. vanilla

Cream sugar, Miracle Whip and cocoa. Stir soda in lukewarm water. Add alternately with flour. Pour into well greased and floured cake pan. Bake at 350 degrees.

― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

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― sexyDancer, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link

imagine yr mom serving Ring-Around-the-Tuna -- it's got [i]eyeballs{/i]

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link

don't fill up on that banana bread, save some room for the ring-around-the-tuna

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

You're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Im fucken hungary

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i smell like jail

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link

fried pickles! yay.

― lauren, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

o shit guys

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

ok all of these things are disgusting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

except for the fried pickles, that might rule.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread is gross
xpost!
i am white

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

they're like really salty fried zucchini sticks.

xpost

― lauren, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

other obvious thing:
in general most pictures of food are gross/make it look gross
xpost

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

ok yeah, i would eat that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/173000/173423wCfB_w.jpg

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't like zucchini. And haha, I'd never heard of flan until I was served it by a Mexican!

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Skipping 44 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I just looked up some "ole and lena" jokes, and damned if I can even understand a one of them.

THE DOCTOR asked Ole when he discovered he had diarrhea.

      Said Ole, "When I took off my bicycle clips." 



HOW CAN you tell if the Norwegian you're talking with is extroverted or introverted?

      "He's extroverted if it is your shoes he keeps looking on."

?!?!?!

I wonder if Space Cake is the same as "Wacky Cake".

And I'm pretty sure that I've seen a non-white person eat cornbread and collard greens before. They just didn't put mayonnaise on it, that's all.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

those jokes are awesome.

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

 Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely, he grumbled: "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for dat flight insurance!



Lars:  "Ole, stant in front of my car and tell me if da turn signals are vorking".  Ole:  "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No...."

That last one's pretty good, yah.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

norwegians are so DUMB

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/17/Gg_bettywhite.jpg/180px-Gg_bettywhite.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

betty white people food

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

betty white is soylent green?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

coyote ugly betty white people food

norwegians are so DUMB[

Hey, you'll never catch me making jokes about Norwegians.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5198/baldknobbersrn5.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

rejected jbr screen name: ludafis

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

betty white tastes like:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/rAr_18/CannedChicken.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

the chicken cordon bleu upthread looks kinda good i gotta say

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.hartlarsson.com/greatis/imgs/mayonnaise.jpg

plus

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00060ON8Y.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

equals

http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/cond%201%20007.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

basically any food that uses mayonaisse as a binding agent is de facto caucasian

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i was gonna put mayonnaise up there, but i thought somebody was gonna call me out on it.

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

Fish

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:01 (two years ago) link

Meat
Vegetables
Fruits
Grains

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link

ranch water

― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 06:51 (two years ago) link

cheese on rice

― davey, Sunday, 26 September 2021 09:22 (two years ago) link

Every other week white American ppl and white British ppl on twitter get into a fight about which country has the worst cuisine and both sides pretend like the other country has no non-white people in it.

― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:19 (two years ago) link

I remember the difficulty of finding things like peppers, chilies and spices when i was first living in Dublin in the early 90s.
Does seem quite abit better now. But there have been waves of immigration in the interim that have lead to other palates widening general taste i think.
LIke I'm thinking now that I had to go out to larger suburban supermarkets or go into Smithfield itself to find things. Could be i was missing some outlets.

― Stevolende, Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:44 (two years ago) link

cheese on rice
― davey, Sunday, September 26, 2021 4:22 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is a hong kong thing if I understand correctly

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 26 September 2021 16:01 (two years ago) link

― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:19 (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Partly this, partly the white chest beaters of each culture dictating to the rest of the world that they own the true definition of all whiteness tbh

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

salmon is pink

― sarahell, Monday, 27 September 2021 00:53 (two years ago) link

xxp another damaging effect of colonialism smh... but srsly that is interesting, i thought it was strictly midwestern wipipo stuff

― davey, Monday, 27 September 2021 05:10 (two years ago) link

yeah, cheese in general is often used in Korean cuisine in ways that would horrify many, always ends up tasty as fuck