nerd lolz

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lol yr a nerd!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

haha wow

universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

some asshole deleted the original nerd lolz
-- and what (an...), Wednesday 1:58 PM. (ooo)

ORLY?

nerd lolz thread

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

haha yesss

sleep, Saturday, 19 December 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Man, I always try to make this joke at work whenever I'm showing someone something on the monitor and I need to zoom in ("Let's see if I can clean this up a little", "Let me just 'zoom-enhance' this image"), and no one EVER laughs.

Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Sunday, 20 December 2009 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I wonder if that schtick has its ancestry in Blow Up (the difference being of course that you actually can enlarge/"enhance" from film)

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 December 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

no

leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Sunday, 20 December 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLTaMpRl2o

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

there's a predator one too i believe

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljEC7HKbP0g&feature=player_embedded

latebloomer, Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link

the fifteen yr old boy in me is just squealin in delight at the predacize

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

god damn it, april foolsies on me...i really wanted it

did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.mathworks.com/access/helpdesk/help/techdoc/ref/cumtrapz.html

caek, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link

heh heh heh

sleep, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

loool

fat pavlova slapping your tender mouth (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

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why would you use a recursive function to figure out someone's mass?

jaxon, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe they tried to use an iterative algorithm but it wouldn't work cause she had too many beltlooping constructs (cause her waist is so wide her pants require myriad beltloops)

iiiijjjj, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ive7eo.jpg

dud rock (crüt), Saturday, 29 May 2010 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link

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lolTeX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhh8Ao4yweQ

caek, Saturday, 11 September 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

nerdyball

Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 September 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Don Knuth should have been a player, that guy had stilts!

Dan I., Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

They should have got Fuller on that - he was a buckyballer...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

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high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

huh.

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't get it.

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

NERDS

jaxon, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pointlessbanter.net/files/2007/09/ogre03.jpg

ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm trying to link to something but ilx won't let me.
try here; http://twitter.com/#!/peter_nitsch/status/26650018744

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

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http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

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http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

l0u1s jagg3r?

http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

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cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

lol this works with multitouch on iphone too

jónsi - go die (diamonddave85), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

http://drrenfield.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/elements.jpg

ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

get Antimony?

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

yeah see i stuff my shotgun shell pockets with d cell batteries so i can get that real authentic look

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, February 15, 2011 9:20 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

this just reminds me of a time in 7th grade study hall when my discman was out of batteries so i leaned over and jokingly asked this one D&D/gamer lookin dude if he happened to have any batteries and he did. his pockets were full of fucking batteries. it was totally weird

― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:49 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

dayo, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPImlZ7ML3Y

richard melville hell (crüt), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link

o_O

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Soon_Bayts

pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/iXhnumbYnuz

ulysses, Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3YtLQni.jpg

micro brewbio (crüt), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 04:45 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/W2NqYOJ.jpg

, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 12:03 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...
three months pass...

https://about.gitlab.com/2017/02/01/gitlab-dot-com-database-incident/

At 2017/01/31 23:00-ish team-member-1 thinks that perhaps pg_basebackup is refusing to work due to the PostgreSQL data directory being present (despite being empty), decides to remove the directory. After a second or two he notices he ran it on db1.cluster.gitlab.com, instead of db2.cluster.gitlab.com.

At 2017/01/31 23:27 team-member-1 - terminates the removal, but it’s too late. Of around 300 GB only about 4.5 GB is left

ooof.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link

seriously would love a conference of just that kind of stuff

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link

my former employer (a popular online bookstore) had an internal memo system called "COE", for "correction of error", where teams would explain in excruciating detail how they had accidentally taken down important services for minutes or hours. There was at least one time while I was there where the website was inaccessible for hours because someone had manually deleted a virtual network resource because someone asked them to, in an attempt to "clean something up"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link

thank goodness git is decentralized, right????

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:24 (seven years ago) link

im being facetious of course, but the GITLAB/HUB/BUCKET IS DOWN!!! stuff is kinda ironic

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:26 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...
two months pass...
one year passes...

Emacs users trying to be normal pic.twitter.com/WaYCunXD1N

— Emily Blvd (@emilyst) May 21, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:55 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t96m2ynKw0

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 03:58 (four years ago) link

I don't want to see or be seen by Richard Stallman

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:06 (four years ago) link

Haha fair

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:23 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

tail recursion pic.twitter.com/GoX77x2j3d

— Bob Burrough (@bob_burrough) June 11, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:54 (four years ago) link

holy shit lol

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link

Not sure that quite counts as unwinding the stack tho

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link

whats it sitting on

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link

best cgi from the new avengers movie imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

ive made this pic.twitter.com/GBoFkH07i2

— the government man (@me_irl) November 26, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:41 (four years ago) link

lol

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link

lol brutal

mh, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link

"gui for ping"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 05:25 (four years ago) link

not only are there windows gui ping applications but also a electrical and computer engineer proffessor named Ping Gui.

joygoat, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

pic.twitter.com/BCTfn48nZ0

— Geheim-"ICD Y35.7!"-organisation (@geheimorga) July 8, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

lol

solo scampito (mh), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8DgpgtSQQ

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 24 October 2020 04:06 (three years ago) link

https://arxiv.org/abs/1807.10553

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

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