dirt bag style

in my case it is hoodie + army jacket

no weed/ash/stems/paraphenalia but mad dirty underwears and stacks of ungraded papers + curriculum revisions up to the ceiling ... every time i look for a worksheet a fucking army of silverfish comes crawling out ...

sleep on floor with dogs, never shower, sell pot and lsd, repo cars for a living, shoplift for kicks, coca cola for breakfast was living large, living out of cars, always gettign high and making noise, oh the list goes on and on

when i had a car, though, i never washed it because 7-8 months of the year, it was covered in snow and salt so there was no point. in the summer, i let the occasional rain shower take care of it.

sometimes i leave food in the fridge for months at a time and find it later and get really grossed out. i've lost a lot of dishes that way.

they are apc rescues

and actually they are not my last pair, i just got a pair of LVC 1947 cone denim 501XX

busted

=(

Amish sweep their floors every day. I try to keep to once every two days, though I think I'm at like 3-4 right now (was hoping I would get to it today but didnot).

things are better now : D

girls are dirty!

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seriously though, she doesn't get to complain when her poor cat is walking around with crusty poops stuck to its butthair because she doesn't empty out the litter often enough!

I like yr attitude, Vahid! How are the LVCs btw? I was thinking about a pair, but the Japanese seem to be kicking everyone's ass on the denim front these days.

thing is they are shrink-to-fit, but i bought them fairly tight because all of my other raw jeans have stretched about two or three inches. i wonder if i should have bought them too big and done a cold soak to shrink them ... i don't know, i guess i just chickened out on the idea of buying these huge jeans and spending all that time crouched in the bathtub waiting for them to dry on my legs and shrink to the perfect fit.

problem is, if these DON'T stretch, i am going to be the owner of some tight-ass jeans.

what would be ideal is if they stretched a bit, but not too much. then i'll just wear them unwashed FOREVER.

Despite the cost, the way these are worn is in keeping with the dirtbag thing, I say. If they were some sort of designer predistressed denim, I would turn in my dirtbag card though!

come to think of it, i do shampoo my beard once a week

b) just made out with TOTAL STRANGER, kicked him out when came to senses (well, quarter-way came to wft??! senses. i r resonpsonible.)

c) haven't washed hair in 3 days. looks good. wel fuck u. hair.

I seriously wear my costco smartwool clone socks like 8 times between washings, and even then they don't really stink, they just aren't as soft anymore

that is like a known thing w/wool (vs say polypro), it never smells

Man, I have met some stinky sheep before though.

Putting off getting that antibiotic til after deadline; sinus infection turns into ear infection. Lose prescription slip while rushing to make overnight train trip out of state.

went grocery shopping last night and when unpacking felt like something was missing; i look in my bag this morning and a jar of pickles is sitting among the books and folders.

that's the cosmos giving you free lunch.

thats not dirtbag, thats luck

yeah but i paid for it!

Yeah but then you forgot about it so

free pickles

got asked if i could meet for a job interview today, said yes then immediately said "wait how about friday?" when i remembered i am wearing pants with a hole in them and my shoes are in desperate need of a shine

Been waiting for nights when the temperature falls below freezing and leaving dress shirts overnight out on my roof instead of washing them

I only dry-clean my wool sweaters like once per winter.

My parents visited last month and left a half a quart of ice cream in the chest freezer that happens to be in my garage. Now most of the time when I come and go that way I stop to eat some of it right out of the container using a giant screwdriver because I can't be bothered to bring a spoon down there.

That trumps what I've got.

http://i.imgur.com/fCxdP4D.jpg

I like to kick back on ILX. Usually in the same place with my feet up every time.

So you're saying you eat change?

algae started growing in my water pitcher at work but i kept drinking out of it anyway?

Take that, kombucha.

many fridays incl. today i don't shower or brush my teeth or anything before i go to work.

fuck em, you're giving them better than they deserve every other day

I fell asleep on the couch last night AND forgot to brush my teeth this morning. Thank you, minty gum! *breathes garbage*

i need to shower this morning, i'm out of clean towels so i'm using .. a dishcloth

Been there, dried with that.

omg dying

towellessness

I tore the crotch of my corduroys when I was at work a few weeks ago, so I went to the bathroom with a roll of duct tape, turned my pants inside out, and taped them back together. luckily my shift ended an hour later and I don't think anybody noticed.

on another occasion I forgot to wear my belt to work, so I looped a ziptie between two adjacent belt loops to keep my pants from falling down. I cut off and replaced the ziptie every time I went to the bathroom.

See now you're just maligning good old fashioned ingenuity.

i am currently living in a van with two other people

cycled to work showered out of a can worked cycled home walked a few miles around the city slaved over a hot iron for an hour went to bed kinda forgot how nice it feels going to bed sticky

towellessness

― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, September 6, 2015 12:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dried myself off with sweaty-ass underwear the other day when I forgot my towel after jogging on my lunch break.

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screen%20Shot%202015-09-08%20at%208.39.43%20PM_zps9pup5w7s.png

i used to have a free gym t-shirt in my gym bag specifically for days when i forgot to bring a towel to the gym.

i am currently living in a van with two other people

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, September 8, 2015 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful post, rich w/o belaboring scenario

Remove a used paper towel from trash and re-use, because, you know, it's not that dirty, and the roll of paper towels is so far away, in the kitchen

bare cardboard in the tp holder, new roll is always on top of the toilet

i haven't used the tp holder in a decade because of cat

not sure this counts but I just ate a piece of pie with my hand, like a pizza slice