dadz r funny 2

I’m watching NOW on PBS with David Brancaccio – his guest is Kurt Vonnegut speaking about his humanist views.  Interesting.  He talks very reverently about Jesus but denies his existence a God. 
But get this, he says “imagine this hanging on the walls of the White House – forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.”  Hmmm, interesting thought as he contrasted the present day intent to just get revenge.  Then, he goes on to say that America needs more gangs – as in the gang is a surrogate for the shrinking extended family. More Hmmmm.  Then proceed to a discussion of KV’s past experience as a SAAB dealer – right car dealer – while he poses as the self-descried Luddite and mentions that Ray Bradbury doesn’t know how to drive.  Crazy.

But WOW.  What a joy to listen to free thinking, that in the end, actually makes you really think.

He has a new book “A man without a country”  Don’t know anything about it, have to look into it.  Take a look -- http://www.pbs.org/now/

Jane, sounds like Senegal is a real experience – and yes the French keyboards are nerve-wracking – so just write in French!

Love to both of you – and big hugs

Dad

WHERES MY FUCKIN BASS? I NEED THAT.

LOVE,
DAD
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my dad writes me in all caps.

DOES HE AT LEAST LET YOU SMOKE POT IN THE HOUSE?

it feels like he's screaming at me all the time, but he says it's because his eyes are getting worse. TURN UP YOUR MONITOR'S RESOLUTION DUMBASS

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pls swp ktchn.
thx
dad

Plus, he'll still eat up anything with Steve Martin in it. Or De Niro.

now he sends me the talk-radio type jokes. usaully about liberals and or democrats.

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Hi Theresea,

We got back home yesterday about 5 PM.  I changed my flight to travle back with Mom, which was really nice.  There was not anything sustanital that I could ahve dome by hanging around longer.

Will you please send me your airline ticket receiept, if they gave you one.  I may need it as part of accounting for funeral expenses.

Love,  Dad

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Whenever me & my dad hang out it is for a meal so we don't really have to try talking. So awkward, arrghhhhh.

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However, underneath all of the forwarded addresses from all the other forwardees, I spotted this line from the original sender:

HE is the only one that can save this country from the liberals that want him removed from the government. Our great nation will not stand if we delete HIM from all aspects of our government as the atheists want.

You know, I saw this message and thought it was sweet, so I fowarded it tomy son, If I had read it closer I would have SEEN that CONSERVATIVE RHETORICAL BULLSHIT that preceded it. Don't disguise or contort the meaning of Christ with your narrow inhumane views, it makes me sick and I already told you that...don't mix George Bush and Jesus Christ with me..it won't work!

...on the new Beonce single and video?

This is a must read - it's short but very informative!

The Muslim religion in the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States, especially in the minority races!!!

Allah or Jesus? by Rick Mathes

Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their belief systems

I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had! to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.

After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.

When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked: "Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?"

There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, "Non-believers!"

I responded, "So, let! me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can go to Heaven. Is that correct?"

The ____expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He sheepishly replied, "Yes."

I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr.Stanley ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to Heaven!"

The Imam was speechless.

I continued, "I also have problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me. Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah who tells you to kill me in order to go to Heaven or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going! to Heaven and He wants you to be with me?" You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.

Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslim's beliefs.

I think everyone in the US should be required to read this, but with the liberal justice system, liberal media, and the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized. Please pass this on to all your e-mail contacts.

This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well known leader in prison ministry.

I think everyone in the US should be required to read this, but with the liberal justice system, liberal media, and the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized. Please pass this on to all your e-mail contacts.

because THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT THINK THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS LIBERAL!?!?!

Johnny boy!!

dadz: "whenever i'm talking to your brother on the google chat he says 'haha' when he is laughing. very strange." i blocked him on gchat a long time ago lol.

mass text from dad:

"Listening to holly jolly christmas. Thinking o my kids! Love you all."

wtf is this even about? my dad's getting crazier

in response to me going to thailand next week:
"watch out for the hookers :)
bring a huge trashbag to jump in if they attack you."

is that a body condom ref?

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from: dadrza
to: sister, sister's husband, tza
subject: on my way

Theresa is on the bus and they left about 15 early. See you at the drop location. Make sure you are not followed. Bring cash, small, used bills.

"I heard people say we would have a black president when pigs fly.
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100 days in and......swine flu."

I asked Dr. B****** about the coca tea -- does it work? does it have any interactions, etc.?

Answer: No comment on whether it works or not, but it does contain c*o*c*a*i*n*e, so you risk flunking a drug test. Probably best for us to stay away from it. Espectially Theresa if you are job hunting.

His advice is that altitude sickness, if we have any problem, should be mild upt to 10,000. Just stay well hydrated, get plenty of sleep, and do not engage in vigorous exercise. Bus tour of Colca Canyon is the right ticket.

Love, Dad ---- Am I getting excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it does contain c*o*c*a*i*n*e, Espectially.

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Bus tour of Colca Canyon is the right ticket.

This shit was rad. Condors!

sis and i did a miniature hour hike along the rim trail while people were standing around watching condors and a condor flew like 5 feet over our heads from behind! it was awesome, felt the air whoosh and heard wings flap!

Nana was bragging about your success. My sister E**** is going to email you. Just respond and it will go away.

c*o*c*a*i*n*e

My dad has NEVER emailed me =(

Seems like it's tonight....RU coming over? Deb's here and the tub's not skanky. We can coolit off for the boys if you'd like.... I'll call.

Peace, Pops

Hello,

do you have a heavy jacket for your trip or do you want me to send one with P****.

Just received my first text message from my father:

D a u n t i n g  t a s k

Spaced like that and everything.

my dad's first e-mail to me ever iirc was after he accidentally drove his car off of a parking structure and totaled it, and miraculously walked away unscathed. he sent me a picture of the crumpled flipped over SUV with the subject line "AT RICK'S DRIVING ACADEMY YOU ALWAYS LAND ON YOUR HEAD".

Sorry I have been late in Answering- I think Hockey game would keep their attention best- Problem on vacation week is only Home game is their last day Sunday at 3pm(Feb26) "I could pick them up Friday afternoon-Could you meet halfway on Sunday eve??? Other Home games Friday-Feb 17th---Friday March 9th (Both at 7 oclock) and Saturday March 10th at 7 (Can work out Sunday returns if we could meet halfway (Or you guys come over on one of the Sundays) OK Hi to the gang- "Later" Ashley the "G'Pa (also I am the "Jazztruk')

my dad will never ever be on email
ever
it's some dumb thing he's committed to.

dad just signed an email to me and my brothers about an upcoming backpacking trip:

So let’s stay in touch on the details.

Pumped,

Dad

Subject: HIROMO UHARA- GIRL JAZZ PIANIST

Saw this Girl yesterday at Saratoga jazz festival-- Got the biggest ovation of anyone-Catch her on Youtube--She is scary good !!! I am the jazztruk

"jazztruk" is killing me

i can only imagine the funny emails from my dad, who is cool in an outdoorsy westcoast introvert way but has let the digital world bypass him almost entirely. i think the only way he would ever have email is if i bought him an ipad and he figured out which places in his (very urban) neighbourhood have free wifi. like hey, the library. pretty sure he doesn't know what wifi is though.

You can load pictures from digital cameras to iPads now!

^ this would be my leading selling point!

my dad pronounces onesie "once-ee" because he says "one-zee" is the american pronunciation

once-zed

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Major props for the red ball row in the middle.

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Sharing the high tech hotel thermostat in his “rad dads” group text. pic.twitter.com/kXylN0pTk8

— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) November 26, 2017

My friend’s dad had to bring an iMac abroad. Unfortunately, it didn’t fit in his carry-on. So he had to improvise. pic.twitter.com/x5LdQc407s

— Kirill Zakharov (@kirillz) January 14, 2020