Batman's Boner

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My favourite:

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/25.html

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you ever see such a happy bride?!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Good god, what's he watching? Beaches? What a pussy.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, the things Curt Swan had to do for a paycheck.

Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I like how Superman's saddest day is the day on which he's forced to watch a chick flick rather than, say, the day his home planet exploded.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

See! The Death Of Krypton retold in the pulse-pounding epic "Superman's Third Saddest Day!"

Vic Fluro, Friday, 22 July 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

That actually looked more Schaffenberg-y (sic) than Swan-y.

Also: I think Jimmy was showing him 8mm.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

When did Aunt May turned into the Cryptkeeper?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

turn, ahem

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait wait wait - so would "Superman's Second Saddest Day!" be the day that Lois called out Jimmy's name while getting Supersized?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I like how Batman's in the background going, "Hmmm. Maybe just a little more on the chin, Momus."

(I was going to delete "Momus" from that joke but I'm losing my shit too hardcore.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Goddamnit, not while I'm at work, Dan! I'm going to get in trouble.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i love hilarious comic panels & covers!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 July 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG Alf was still being published in 1991???

Huk-L (Huk-L), Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Captain America looks so annoyed to be on that cover. "Fifty years... has it come to this?"

Vic Fluro, Saturday, 23 July 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

omg that is hilarious hilarious. i'm dying.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 July 2005 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

the batman one made me cry

sleep (sleep), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

BONER

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
http://www.kathleencullenfinearts.com/

under the artists listing, click on Mark Chamberlain.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

or here's a more direct link.
Not really SFW, btw.
http://www.artnet.com/artist/424157172/mark-chamberlain.html

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

THANKS FOR THE BELATED WARNING, YOU GIGANTIC JERKFACE

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

well it is art.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Gee, a link to an art site on a thread with the word BONER in the title wasn't work-safe? COLOR ME SHOCKED!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought it was going to be goofy! And it was, but not in a work-safe way! Smell my farts, Daver!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

OH WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!

(re: the pictures, not Dan's farts, which are probably more aesthetically pleasing than BATWANG is)

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahahahaha if "BA-TWANG!" isn't an onomonpoetic punch-bubble sound-effect, I don't know what is!

The Ghost of I Say This To Keep From Screaming (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4167032.stm
Holy Batwang!

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:06 (eighteen years ago) link

FAIR USE FAIR USE!

Fucking Time Warner pricks...

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Two years ago an artwork featuring Kylie Minogue's bottom was pulled from the Royal Academy's summer show after the singer's lawyers complained.

Eh, she's going to be needing that, mate!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

To be fair the art is totally shite.

Do you think DC wouldn't have complained if the Batknob had been a little larger?

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 11:06 (eighteen years ago) link

To be fair the art is totally shite.

And, unless it was done 30/40 years ago, it's a pretty trite and played out concept. The only people who'll get excited about this are mothers of five-yr-olds and lawyers.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

it's a pretty trite and played out concept.
Agreed. It' John Currin for fanboys.

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

can we crosspost that to "worst music writing"

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Thursday, 20 September 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link

JFC

growing up in publix (morrisp), Thursday, 20 September 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

I always imagined Batman with a bigger penis tbh

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 21 September 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link

It's like learning the truth about Santa, really.

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

yeah santa’s dick was a real disappointment

CRABCORE’S NOT DEAD (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

Santa’s little helper in more ways than one amirite

CRABCORE’S NOT DEAD (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

It shakes when he laughs, iirc.

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/lGBIvxh.jpg

growing up in publix (morrisp), Friday, 21 September 2018 20:12 (five years ago) link

Batman is cut.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:42 (five years ago) link

more like bruce wang

rip van wanko, Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link

I didnt c batmans dick but hes american so it makes sense that hes circ’d

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 22 September 2018 02:17 (five years ago) link

And also that he's labret'd (we all have them)

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 September 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link


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