Rex may take some time in returning to AAD. A substantial portion of him was quite unfortunately misplaced during a trial run of an experimental atomic transporter system. There was a software glitch, where an NAND operation was substituted for an XOR and consequently a fairish number of his atoms were sent to Coventry while the remainder were reassembled in Leith.
The technicians are working on it, but in the meantime, Rex is living in several rather large jars in a council house in the East End of London. He hopes to be reunited with his gall bladder and pancreas in time for Boxing Day.
― Aimless, Friday, 16 November 2007 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link
As for my joining the WDYLL brigade, I think I can give satisfaction upon that head:
Here I am, joined by my uncle Feckless, going out for a spin. My top hat and tails were unavailable on this day, due to some rather savage stains that required a crowd of dry cleaners several weeks to subdue and capture.
― Aimless, Saturday, 17 November 2007 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I have consulted a gypsy. (In truth, it was a dog with a bandana around its neck.) According to this unimpeachable source, the future of Ask A Drunk shall be similar to that of a flourescent greenish-yellow tennis ball that has been played with first by tennis players, then reused as a dog's toy, then lost in some tall grass. In gratitude for this prescient forecast, I crossed her paw with kibbles.
― Aimless, Thursday, 22 November 2007 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Seems like it was only yesterday....
― Mikemikemike, Monday, 8 February 2016 19:24 (five years ago) link
The gypsy dog was remarkably prescient.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:39 (five years ago) link
For the present the future of ask a drunk shall be thus:
That there is strength in numbers everyone agrees. But no one has yet faced full on the question of which number would prevail in a contest of tossing the caber, or opening a pickle jar with a stuck lid.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 2 June 2016 20:26 (five years ago) link