Aim less and splatter your trousers.
Don't be original; just plagiarise.
I loved the idea of the coat of arms where the lion is impaled on the unicorn's horn. But rather than Americanising it with Jerry Springer (who, lets face it, is already a distant memory (and thank gawd)), why not have a monkey with sword for a penis, flying out of the unicorn's bum, a snake swallowing the sword, and a cocker-spaniel humping the lion's leg. Just imagine the lovely colours we could work into this uplifting image. Do you think we need to work a goat into this scheme?
― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 7 April 2005 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link