Rick Ross - Port Of Miami

here you go: i think al shipley's choice of herb-ass rappers to stan for indicates he can't really criticize a dude like rick ross saying his voice sucks

1st law of esoterrorism

the katt williams interlude on the dj drama album is the most annoying bs ever

the special he did for hbo is great though

i think ross' problem is that he sounds best over fast beats like "we takin over" and "holla at me" but all his singles are all "gothic synths"

not to mention that he only has one verse on those other songs

his main problem is he's a shitty rapper, m@tt is otm

more classic katt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rChotQQT0bg

here you go: i think al shipley's choice of herb-ass rappers to stan for indicates he can't really criticize a dude like rick ross saying his voice sucks

-- and what, Monday, January 28, 2008 4:03 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

see, coulda been so much more direct about it instead of beating around the bush with your usual "you like x therefore your opinion doesn't matter" bullshit. so do you seriously like Rick Ross's voice, dude, or are you just being sassy? i understand where someone like Jeezy the voice and the delivery kinda overshadow the rhymes sometimes, but I don't hear that at all with Ross.

my fav katt bit is about dmx not being able to cheat in school because he can't do anything but bark

i think ross' problem is that he sounds best over fast beats like "we takin over" and "holla at me" but all his singles are all "gothic synths"

not to mention that he only has one verse on those other songs

-- J0rdan S., Monday, January 28, 2008 4:06 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah co-sign on this. him and Fat Joe really benefit from getting the only part of "We Takin' Over" where those bells come in.

the way ross says 'chiiiickens' >>> your favorite rapper

I'm actually gonna go to boot for Ross' voice here. He does sound badass. I'll give him that.

yeah, i dunno. i generally like weird raspy throaty rapper voices like Gorilla Zoe or whoever, but listening to RR makes me feel like i need a lozenge.

Alex in Baltimore pls note that i agree with you about rick ross, so you're probably wrong

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rChotQQT0bg

-- deej, Monday, January 28, 2008 3:08 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"you got time to do stupid shit, like look at your own dick."

guys less debating whether rick ross is a 5.5 or a 6.0 rapper and more katt williams

most posts to tried by 12 vs my world premiere

i do like the cheeeekeeens part of that song. i don't hate him as a rapper, and he has enuff panache to get even some of his more boner rhymes over real well.

rick ross's greatest boners

i love the way he says "i'ma booughsss"

rick ross sux thirded

worst ross verse ever is on the make it rain remix

rick ross's greatest boners

-- and what, Monday, January 28, 2008 9:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

whip-it, whip-it REAL HARD

Ross, I'm a boss (I'm a boss) I'm the mayor (I'm the mayor)
Make it rain (Make it rain!), on these haters (on these haters!)

alright so are me and preview of the matrix 12 the only dudes really digging this?

ilx poster whiney g weingarten? has anyone else even heard this??

this thread can also double as the one where we prognosticate which of these songs is gonna end up in whiney's voice column. i'm going with "reppin my city"

so why are dudes like briehan clowning this like it's a paul barman album even though they liked the first one? i mean the beats are all really good but he gets a bunch of great hooks out in his own right, and i mean the rapping isn't great (duh) but he gets in a few good lines and he sounds pretty good in general.

i mean it seems like the party line on this is like "omg this is so depressing all this awful materialism corporate machinery" from dudes who jizz bombed american gangster and it doesn't make much sense to me, its just a totally listenable rap album imo

bink song is the jam surprise surprise

KHALED INTERLUDE MAN! WE THE BEST, MAN!!

Posted by: DJ KHALED at March 25, 2008 6:31 PM

i love the way he says "i'ma booughsss"

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, January 28, 2008 9:27 PM

yeah "We Shinin'" is unsurprisingly the one song I really fuck with. haven't even gotten through the whole album yet, though. what I said above about his voice making me feel like I need a lozenge still stands.

hes a boring rapper so im not really paying attention to his album, im sure it has some beats on it. lead single blows

"here i am" is a good radio jam

#Rick Ross Has No Hard Feelings About His Omission From T.I.'s 'Swagger Like Us'

"Paper Planes" freestyle: "What's funny about that record, I was up one night eating a Hot Pocket," he remembered. "Like 4 in the morning, watching one of them video shows. The [M.I.A.] video came on. This was two or three weeks ago. I had never heard the record. I was like, 'What's this? It's dope, whatever it is.'

maybach music is my top 5 of the yr mostly 4 tha beat

i'm looking forward to going home in two weeks and hearing lots of RAWWWS on the radio

"Niggas will learn...trillaaa."

"I'm the biggest boss that you've seen thus far"

^^^^^ so ridiculous

like, oops I need two more syllables, let me throw in some filler

also seems open to the possibility that a bigger boss may appear in the near future

"Niggas will learn...trillaaa."

― The stic.man from the hilarious 'Dead Prez' albums (some dude), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 18:03 (55 minutes ago)

^^this

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3076/2694093215_5307eb7e06.jpg?v=0 http://www.therundown.tv/wp-content/gallery/rick-ross-the-co-boss/rawse-cop-half%5B1%5D.jpg

http://rickrossboss.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/thewireross.jpg

lmao

im sitting here in class giggling

http://i36.tinypic.com/w02h5v.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/j0cif6.jpg

http://209.18.98.116/promo/illseed/FunnyRossFolder/raws01.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p191/chosen1234/Hip%20Hop%20Music%20Dot%20Com/r6.jpg

omfg

http://rickrossboss.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/villagepeople.jpg

yacht club is wack but then again i hate reggae

― unbandictionary (k3vin k.), Sunday, July 5, 2009 4:18 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yacht club is wack but then again i hate reggae

― unbandictionary (k3vin k.), Sunday, July 5, 2009 4:18 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yacht club is wack but then again i hate reggae

― unbandictionary (k3vin k.), Sunday, July 5, 2009 4:18 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yacht club is dope fyi

kill all the middle-men im the militant gilligan speakin creole with gentlemen as i cruise the carribean

certainly there is so no purer representation of manifest destiny than ross having a song called "gunplay" (ft. gunplay) - never ceases to crack me up

someone needs to tell me where to get the FLA MaybachMusic new eras that teddy and officer ross are wearing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVXduv0Y3Kc

BOSSSS

oh. i guess i could have googled it ebfore i posted that. obv still not gonna really get one but they're kinda tyt

http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/2009/06/18/maybach-music-group-x-diamond-supply-co-fitted-hat/

apparently "Lay Back" ft Robin Thicke was the SIXTH single from DTR??? it says it came out in Oct., what a terrible time to release an incredible summer jam that could have been a huge hit imo

love this video. robin thicke is so hilarious

http://www.thehypefactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Rick-Ross-Robin-Thicke-Lay-Back.jpg

I'm still amazed that he has a song called "Cigar Music"

beard music

alright so yeah this is really good

http://nahright.com/news/2010/01/21/rick-ross-mafia-music-2/

*wait for it*

BAWSE

my last load was gift wrapped by castro

it would be nice if he didn't release a dogshit whip cream & crumpets single like "magnificent" again

man that track is:

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/de89a67b401952d4a403bcd51aa8d0db/199135.jpg

kinda funny when he does a sorta jay/beanie "quiet voice" fadeout part on those last lines.

damn this is hot shit.

(RAWSE)

my last load was gift wrapped by castro

― waka shame (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 21, 2010 3:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

is this an im the shit / toilet bowl young money-style joke

i was thinking more about jizz tbh

i love 'the teflon don'

I still can't believe dude thought "The rumors turn me on, I'm masturbating at the top" was a hot line

seeing the top of this thread makes me sad for the days I actually wanted to contribute things to ILX besides zings and trolling

new year's resolution

I mean, he can't rap, yeah, but his voice sucks too.

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, January 28, 2008 8:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah with a voice like that he'd be laughed out of grand buffet

― and what, Monday, January 28, 2008 8:48 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is the point of a zing that only a the recipient of the zing understands, and doesn't think is particularly funny? whose benefit is that for?

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, January 28, 2008 8:49 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

<3 this thread so much

seeing the top of this thread makes me sad for the days I actually wanted to contribute things to ILX besides zings and trolling

NEW BOARD DESCRIPTION 2011

you guys are nuts, rick ross is awesome, and i <3 whiney g. in zing mode or otherwise

you do realize this thread does include opinions from people who like Rick Ross, right?

whiney your non zing/trolling posts are very good & valuable & sorely missed esp on rap threads of late

deeper than rap is great

where does PoM rank in the overall scheme of Ross? last place? worth hearing? already have a gazillion things to listen to on my laptop.

http://www.vulture.com/2014/01/rick-ross-sues-lmfao-over-catchphrase.html

this strikes me as funny because:

a) i was talking to my brother in Wisconsin last week about the snow, and he said "everyday I'm shufflin'" and i was like "ahhh, nice Rick Ross reference" and he went "that's Rick Ross? i thought it was LMFAO" and it turned out he's never heard "Hustlin'"

b) is the "every day I'm hustlin'" loop actual Ross's voice? it always sounded like someone else to me and The Runners always seemed to sample those slowed-down vocal loops from other songs so i kinda assumed it was from some obscure song i hadn't heard before.

https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/rick-ross-has-reportedly-been-placed-on-a-life-support-machine-news.44981.html

wow yikes

cmon rozay it's not your time yet

fuck

or maybe not!

https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/rick-ross-is-not-on-life-support-fat-trel-says-news.44989.html

FYI: A post from this thread is in the OED.

lol @alshipley is in the OED now pic.twitter.com/JoJB18aDEC

— John M. Cunningham (@jmcunning) June 5, 2020