Beer & Vodka

Martinis then Skag, poo in a bag.

I hadn't heard that one, thanks.

Wine then whiskey, pukesy and pisskey.

The grape or the grain, but never the twain.

Also, far superior to beer and vodka is beer and bourbon. Not only do you get the cool alliteration, but it's also called a boilermaker, so it's even more alliteration than that!

Also, very delicious.

If your date is a vampire
You won't have to stake her
As long as you give her
A tall Boilermaker

fucking give it up guys please.

Cold turkey?
No!
You must be mad!
Have a boilermaker
Lad.

i drank this last night, too. i didn't vomit, but it's almost 3:00 PM and i'm still under my comforter, eating soup out of the pan, reading ILM, so... the choice is yours.

Sounds like a perfect Sunday to me.

During one particularly lengthy binge I ran into a guy who called himself Kennedy who insisted on pouring bourbon into the beer.
We were a group of about eight in a packed Pizza Hut on a Sunday afternoon. He would yell "SUPER BEER" and bring the bottle up from under the table and pour a good slug into your glass when the beer was about half done. Then he'd yell "CANNONBALL" and laugh hysterically until you downed the thing. I remember being particularly drunk and embarrassed at the same time. Everyone in the restaurant was looking at us. I can't imagine why we didn't get kicked out. But pretty soon the booze took over, and I really didn't snap back to reality until, as we were walking out after about an hour of this I noticed Kennedy had urinated all over himself and his pants were completely soaked.

I was an enthusiast for the turbo shandy / power shandy craze about three years ago. (Buy three pints of Stella, get a fourth glass, share out the lager and fill it up with Smirnoff Ice)

if i spend a night on beer and vodka, i'm fine. it's when i try diversifying into gin/sambuca/aftershock/brasso that i get into trouble.