On The Homeless

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Ouch, bad phrasing.. let me try again,

So, in the Persistence By The Homeless awards, Seattle takes the prize.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

Give me a dollar, man.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

I'm jonesin' for a chocolate bar. I'm a fiend for chocolate!

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

GIVE ME A DOLLAR

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

me too--hey you work that side of the block, we can cop together and split some dark.
xpost

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

TWO DOLLARS

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

My favorite ever being-asked-for-change story was in L.A., I was on my way to see Men's Recovery Project and the Locust and I forget who else in this seedy warehouse space in downtown... My friends and I were walking, and this woman sitting outside her iron gated apartment complex asks us "You have fifty cents?" and before I had a chance to complete the second syllable in "Sorry", she said "aaaaaah fuck you".

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

i love l.a.

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

There's a small band of Native Americans that live homeless on the streets of Downtown Oakland, including an elderly lady. They're all quite drunk almost all the time, but I continue to give them change, knowing what they'll most likely buy with it.

Centuries of white guilt, I guess, coming home to roost.

andy, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

TWO DOLLARS

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/3998/bodpics/1johnny.gif

TWO DOLLARS!

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

(And yes, my intent is to ruin this thread like the homeless are ruining your life.)

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

(shhhhh)

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, well, keep in mind that a) homeless folk hardly ever recieve even perfunctory politeness and b) many of them are mentally ill.
So don't take it personally when they call you, as one such local dude recently did to me, a "yellow-skinned n@2i indian-fucker".

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

seedy warehouse space in downtown

Was that ... The Smell?

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

That's the thing, Andy, there are MANY homeless Native Americans in Seattle, probably moreso than in any other mid-to-large urban city, but very little of them ask for change. Many of them just shout things at me, never insulting though, just random things.. or they just grumble and make weird noises. I actively go up to them and give them change sometimes even if they don't ask. It's really disquieting.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

for you or them?

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

I see a lot of the same ones when I go out in L.A. There are TONS of homeless people at Sunset and Cahuenga by Amoeba Records. One of em is a really friendly guy who probably makes more money sitting there than I do, another is a woman who always stands by the stoplights and literally will knock on the window of your car holding out a can, and if you say "sorry" she'll give you this really sad look. She never says anything, either.

There's one guy at the Ralph's on Sunset I always see who has apparently been trying to gather money to go to Redondo Beach for about a year now.

The worst thing I've ever seen was when I was in the Valley and at a stoplight in front of me was a Jaguar. There was a guy on the median holding a sign, asking for money. The driver of the Jaguar held out some change and as the guy approached, he tossed the change out into the street and drove off, laughing, as the homeless guy scrambled for the change. I've never wanted to run someone off the road so badly.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

Huck: for me... in terms of just making me feel sad. Although SOMETIMES i take off the scary clown mask when I give them change, so I hope it's less disquieting for them.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder if there are any statistics on "homeless" people who actually have homes.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

My most memorable encounter was when I was walking to class and a homeless man asked me for money. I was (and am) always perpetually broke and literally only had about 80 cents on me so I had to turn him down. He then proceeded to very loudly give a scathing critique of my wardrobe -- my boots were tacky, the shirt I had on was ugly, etc. It was like a bizarro version of Mr. Blackwell.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

I would love to set up some sort of non-exploitative homeless talk show.

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

I was once pursued down Broadway in NYC by a fellow who asked me for a dollar. After I gave it to him he began rapping, extolling my perceived virtues, which included my hat and coat and generosity.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

They would probably just scream at you for not paying them enough to be on the show.

(xpost)

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

when I was working for a different place than I am now, I used to get the odd advance screening pass for opening movies and I would sometimes give them to panhandlers.

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

xxxpost l.a. has a homess newspaper downtown

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

Here's my local ratings on pandhandling:

San Francisco/Tenerloin/Market St: Fucking pandemic, out of control, but these are the real deal - crazy, drug addicted street people. Market St is their Mecca.

Berkeley: Annoying psychedelic relics with funny signs like "Spare Change for Weed?" Haight St. is like this, too.

Oakland: Mind-numbing poverty, but pandhandlers are often polite (usually) and quite deferential - lots of "Excuse me, sir, can I trouble you for a moment of your time?" etc.

Santa Cruz: The fucking worst! Dread-head stoner Crass punks with pitbulls and face tattoos that make comments - "Sorry I don't fucking shop at the Gap, bro!" There should be a camp somewhere... round 'em up!

andy, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

xxxpost l.a. has a homess newspaper downtown

I've seen it! It's called "bedsheets and blankets."

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

Re: Santa Cruz, ugh ... It's unfortunate that Streetlight is right next to the bus station.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

when I lived in Calgary in the mid-90s, the homeless had a newspaper.

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

Most cities have them. Seattle has "Real Change". Richmond, VA has "Hard Times". etc.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

Does Santa Monica still have the bronze dolphins on every block which were provided as a determent to panhandling?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

I've seen quite a few of those dolphins. How does that deter pnahandling though?

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

Hypothetically, donations made to each dolphin were to be used for food and shelter programs for the homeless and hungry. I know at least one UCLA on-campus apartment (SAXON) that has hosted one of the dolphins in the living room.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

wow, talk about charitable college kids!

Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

I'll bet it makes a great Kings Cup.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago) link

Living in Detroit panhandling or "hustling" is ubiquitous. When I was young, I'd give money to panhandlers pretty often, but here there are too many, I'd be giving out like $50 a day in change if I gave 50 cents to everyone who asked. Usually I say no, sometimes if the person is particularly pathetic I'll give up a little change or a beer if I'm getting beer (which is usually welcomed far more eagerly than change).

If people are too persistent, I degenerate quickly from "no" to "F*ck Off". I realize the homeless are people too and often not treated with dignity, but I just don't care anymore. To all the non-aggressive homeless out there, too bad there are so many assholes that ruin it for you.

webcrack (music=crack), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

I never say "sorry" anymore, only "no" because at Berkeley once I said sorry to some panhandler and he comes back with "Don't be sorry" in the most irritating snide tone ever. I wanted to strangle him.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

since i smoke, i ALWAYS get hustled.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

I used to say sorry because it just came naturally, but when I thought about it, I wasn't all that sorry. Nope is usually my reply. I try not to use that too much though since it's not true either as I usually have change. But it sounds less mean than "Yes I do have change but I'm keeping it all for myself," which is the truth.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago) link

i just lie and say 'no change mate' most of the time

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

since i smoke, i ALWAYS get hustled.

That's worse than money. The money I can see because that's like the gateway to everything else ... but the cigarettes. Ugh. I usually will give out like 1 a day to a random person if I'm feeling generous but it's likefuck, cigarettes cost a lot of money, you know? Because you see me smoking are we like friends or something? I saw you eating a sandwich but didn't ask you for a bite. I also don't say sorry in this situation either, but rather "no thanks" and is in "no thanks I don't want to pay for your smoking addiction dick."

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

The worst are indie kids though. It's like Daddy's money doesn't stretch far enough past the scarves and hair gel for cigarettes.

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

Has anyone on here ever panhandled? I had to beg for emergency bus chnage once but only once. Also have had to hang around at gas stations asking for rides which is much more effective than hitching. Gives a different perspective. So, I often give food or rides to people who ask but not money. (I'm always walking around with a meal worth of food in my backpack- never know when you will need it while doing long walk, bike and bus trips.) Last guy I met a week ago, while I was filling my new-old van with dumpster-dived books- gave him a ride and a grocery bag worth of expired but good DD'ed candy which he loved and thought it was cool where it came from.

sucka (sucka), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

I have a soft-spot for rambling homeless drunks, but usually I can only take about 3-5 minutes of their stank-breathed mumblings; unfortunately by this point they've decided they're your new best friend and suddenly there's no escaping them. However, once in Somerset, KY (a dry town) I was accosted by a homeless man chugging Listerine. I listened to him ramble for like hours. It was so easy, he had such wonderful breath! If only all drunks smelled so nice...

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

i repeat -- 3 years of newark, as well as several more years of NYC, and having been (a) spat on; (b) charged; (c) accused of having sexual intercourse with my mother; (d) accused of racism; (e) threatened with physical violence; for not giving homeless people cigarettes and/or money -- my compassion is LONG gone, to the point where i cheer every time i hear about how giuliani got rid of the squeegee men.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

I am thinking of Asking various Questions with one-word -ing verbs just so the thread connections people can have a field day

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

lemme clarify: the homeless DO need help, and i would READILY support any legislation that would HELP them -- give them food, shelter, treat them for substance abuse or mental illness, etc., and does so HUMANELY. and i am repulsed when the cops treat the homeless brutally (though in the absence of humane treatment, that's the too-easy fallback).

OTOH, i have rights too. and i DON'T like being threatened or hustled by folks.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

Tiajuana breaks my fucking heart. Last time there an Indian girl of about four tried to sell me Chiclets - she was obviously new and was being coached by an older sister. I gave her almost a dollar in change which was immediately knocked out of her hands by a bunch of streetwise toddler urchins... she just looked up at me scared and amazed as they dove for the change.

Ah, the anguish...

andy, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

good god. i am flying out to sf on saturday so i will bear this information in mind. plan to spend obscene amounts of money at amoeba records and come out with loads of bags just to make them annoyed with regard to my considerable disposable income. i have a gun licence so hopefully i will not have to pick off the homeless should they have the insolence to traverse my path.

Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 5 February 2004 09:57 (twenty years ago) link

idk if there is anywhere that fully implements this though, like providing housing or paying rent for anybody even if they aren't in traditional 'in need' groups

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

Thats the deal in denmark iirc. There should totally be a right to housing as well as healthcare.

Treeship, Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

idk about denmark, doesn't that denote things like rent controls, social housing provision, security of tenancy etc not just a carte blanche 'here is a house for u'?

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

so even in the more enlightened european countries there is still a coterie of drug dependents, lumpens etc without homes because they fall within the gaps of social provision

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link

There is a right to housing in ireland

dmacation problem (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 August 2013 07:51 (ten years ago) link

It's just that nobody wants to live there

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 08:37 (ten years ago) link

ha strong zing but, ime, untrue

dmacation problem (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 August 2013 08:59 (ten years ago) link

OK, qualify that, the Irish don't want to live there

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link

Problem solved:

https://medium.com/architecting-a-life/fee8f3ee97a0

1. I will come back tomorrow and give you $100 in cash.
2. I will come back tomorrow and give you three JavaScript books, (beginner-advanced-expert) and a super cheap basic laptop. I will then come an hour early from work each day—when he feels prepared—and teach him to code.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 12:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck naïve techies and their "simple solutions" to enormously complex social problems. i sometimes meet people like this at parties and it takes great inner strength not to bitchslap them.

also in US at least a huge chunk of the homeless are mentally ill

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link

Homeless guy once asked me to buy him some KFC. I was heading in the opposite direction & was in a hurry but I said I would give him the money for it. He got really offended and said he didn't want money, just something to eat. I was like dude that's cool I believe you but I need to get back to work, you can use money to buy food. He didn't appreciate the life hack I had offered him and took neither it nor the money, just swore at me and walked off.

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Thursday, 22 August 2013 10:00 (ten years ago) link

I mean he would prob have exchanged that chicken for smack anyway

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Thursday, 22 August 2013 10:01 (ten years ago) link

i see the same roster of homeless guys quite regularly in my area. there is one who asks for a quid "for the doner kebab fund" and it works pretty well on people who haven't heard it before, he's good humoured or whatever. there's another guy who asks really rapidly if you have any money and says "thanks anyway" and moves on, i figure his technique is based on covering more miles and asking more people.

then there's this one guy who has a bloody arm always, it's v weird, dunno if he self-harms, and he says he's crashed his motorbike and needs money to get to hospital. seen him loads of times and seen people falling for it. never intervened.

Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Thursday, 22 August 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link

I get approached by the bike guy every couple of weeks.

xps, i guess it's possible that KFC refused to serve him, maybe, and he wanted someone to get the chicken for him.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 22 August 2013 10:20 (ten years ago) link

finger lickin hood

dmacation problem (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 August 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link

there was a colonel of truth in his story it seems.

Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Thursday, 22 August 2013 10:27 (ten years ago) link

I get approached by the bike guy every couple of weeks.

bethnal green? i've seen him all over the place, once really near my flat but more often whitechapel or shoreditch.

Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Thursday, 22 August 2013 10:27 (ten years ago) link

Theobald's Road, the Strand, Camden...he gets about.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 22 August 2013 10:32 (ten years ago) link

Jesus, he prob does alright from it. There is something kinda morbid about him.

Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Thursday, 22 August 2013 10:34 (ten years ago) link

i am filled with hatred rn

― the spectacular cow (Lamp), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 8:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

somehow misread this as 'i am filled with ham rn'

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

four years pass...

I’ve made friends with the homeless people in my area and their character is amazing. I’ve had a cast applied for my broken arm by a former nurse who is homeless, been given beer, smokes and pot. Ultimately character is what counts imo not life circumstance

Eris (Ross), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

lol

imago, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

:(

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 10:01 (five years ago) link

I saw an interesting talk recently about these programmes that involve homeless people in the creation and/or production of operas. Streetwise in London has been going on since 2000; the Opéra de Montréal project started just a couple of years ago and just presented a new opera about two weeks ago (I didn't see it):

http://www.streetwiseopera.org/about-us
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/theatre-and-performance/lopera-de-montreal-collaborates-with-formerly-homeless-to-craft-opera/article33351804/

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 10:18 (five years ago) link

So many rough sleepers in London right now: I walked the canal from St John’s Wood to King’s Cross around 8am and under half of the underpasses, there were men rolled up in sleeping bags and dirty uncovered duvets. A few days ago, walking from Dalston to Angel on another stretch of the canal, people were sleeping in little tents on grass verges.

The government here makes me sick.

suzy, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 10:26 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

After spending the last 8 years in various reaching out to the homeless, my advice (possibly obvious) would be never give them money. I’ve seen them clear 70 dollars a day, spend 10 bucks a pop on heroin or meth (or cheaper)

Most homeless people I know around here get food all day, that would benefit them vs the cash. Also a lot of homeless people live in shelters or even drift and crash on friends couches. A good 8-10 hours of their day may be spent panning, usually early to late afternoon or evening.

Ime most homeless people are not worth trying to befriend,
I’ve had a guy I knew 8 years scream at me while in the throes of crack. Some are sweethearts, names withheld because i respect their anonymity.

Often the police let them off with drug possession, the kinds of things the cops give them a court date for involve stealing money from parking metres, vending machines or fights with other street people or cops.

Without going too deep into how many of these people are victims of sexual abuse (especially women who are often approached to be picked up or alcohol is given to them to try to get them to come back to some assholes place) - - -
Local resources like Work BC will offer anyone a job if they spend 4 weeks or so cleaning up their clothes and act. The act is the harder part, clothes and food and free transit passes are all provided by Work BC. The reason my friend doesn’t work in her words is “I can’t work around other people” and “I would get dope sick”. Attempts to offer to take her to the hospital, 12 step or an alternative rehab centre are met with indifference. First thing and last thing on a lot of these folks minds is scoring and doing drugs.

How can you blame them? I would want to be out my gourd if I was on the street too. Also most homeless people in specific areas know every other street person, often sharing the same dealer.

Anyway, here’s some homeless slang to finish up:

Side: meth
“Got any side?”
Red zone: police kicking you off a block or radius for crimes
“I was redzoned for stealing from a parking metre”
Goof: pedo or human trash person
Binner: bottle or can collector

Etc

Ross, Saturday, 11 August 2018 13:24 (five years ago) link

wow great tips ross, thanks for "redzoning" me on giving to the homeless.
and you say they could all get jobs but aren't willing? damn, sounds like these homeless are a bunch of "goofs"

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Saturday, 11 August 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

No need for the snark

My post was intended to be thoughtful

Not to one up anyone

Ross, Saturday, 11 August 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

You can give if you like. Sometimes I still give money. Your world

Ross, Saturday, 11 August 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

big news from the Ninth Circuit Court:

Cities may not prosecute homeless people for sleeping outside if they have no access to shelter, appeals court rules

sleeve, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

we should give them some homes . i think there are plenty empty ones around .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

san francisco, one of the richest cities on earth, cannot afford to provide for its homeless, but can afford to roll rocks onto the sidewalk where they sleep.

this country's contempt for the poor *it creates* is staggering. https://t.co/OpIyguozwy

— p.e. moskowitz (@_pem_pem) September 29, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 September 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

exterminationist rhetoric against the homeless is obviously a deliberate 2020 strategy for the GOP. Dems should start discussing hate crime protection for the unhoused. Austin's already seen at least two anti-homeless vigilante attacks this year and more will likely follow. https://t.co/q4rwmv1pxI

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) October 2, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 October 2019 04:51 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

they always find money for alcohol tobacco and drugs so i wonder why?!

xzanfar, Monday, 24 January 2022 16:24 (two years ago) link

bye, thanks for playing

Buchiko and The Man (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 January 2022 16:26 (two years ago) link

poor people all have smartphones and 40" televisions yada yada yada

calzino, Monday, 24 January 2022 16:44 (two years ago) link

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