This story relayed to me by an acquaintance many years ago, so I can't be sure of the details. Anyway, acquaintance (call him F) goes paintballing with his friends, and his side split into pairs so they can cover each other more effectively. F and his partner N are out in the woods for a while, when suddenly N says "I gotta take a shit right now - keep watch to make sure that no-one shoots me while I'm tooling one off!". F keeps watch while N goes behind some bushes. Suddenly he hears N shouting, goes to see what the trouble is, and sees N standing on a tree stump, squatting, with a two foot long turd dangling out of his backside.So in summary, I can believe ur baseball bat sized excrement story.
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Saturday, 10 April 2010 08:09 (fourteen years ago) link
that is what's known as "laying down a bunt"
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 10 April 2010 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link
have the rumblings post burrito/chimichanga. bets using the Bristol STool chart?
I'm going to wager #4...
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1wNpE1Z.jpg
Pretzel on Paper, 2016.
― Wes Brodicus, Sunday, 11 December 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link
The lyrics to "TAISO" by the Yellow Magic Orchestra are actually instructions for defecating in an amazing way
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link
One time a while back I was absently humming a tune while I shat and it wasn't until afterwards that I realized the tune was Chuck Mangione's 'Feel So Good'. My subconscious knew what was up.
― Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link