The worst noises to hear coming from a bathroom stall in a public restroom

I know -I'm hoping it was just revenge-scenario fantasizing and that he didn't end up doing any of those things.

So I hear a flush, he leaves the stall....but the wet fart sounds CONTINUE as he leaves the bathroom.

at first I interpreted this as, "...but the wet fart sounds continued to emanate from the empty stall" & was about to agree with you that yes, disembodied demon sharts are truly the worst noises to hear coming from a bathroom stall in a public restroom.

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your name being whispered

So as of this morning 'a jauntily-whistled tune' has unexpectedly become my answer to the question posed itt.

crying, self-berating panic attack in work jacks

heavy, labored breathing is the one that bothers me the most

keep thinking someone's going to keel over from a heart attack in the next stall

The tinny, muffled responses of someone who is tragically unaware that they're on the phone with someone who is presently defecating.

alternatively, the full volume responses of someone wearing a headset who is responding to a question on a conference call

people who can't help but emit orgasmic groans while shitting should be shot

So as of this morning 'a jauntily-whistled tune' has unexpectedly become my answer to the question posed itt.

Guy in my work used to sing hymns.

I once worked with a woman who used to moan softly. It was so bad we requested they pump music into the bathroom.

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