10th grade. used to always take a shit before cross country practice. through trial and error i found that the boys bathroom at the far end of the special ed wing was always the cleanest and least frequented. so that's where i'd always go. one day, i entered my usual stall only to find that someone hadn't flushed. then i noticed why they hadn't flushed. it's cause they couldn't have flushed. in the bowl lay a turd about the size of a small grapefruit, or a very large baseball. it appeared to be perfectly spherical. i couldn't look away. making it all the more amazing was the fact there was NO TOILET PAPER occupying the bowl. just the freakish large, geometrically impossible piece of shit, and some water. absolutely unbelievable. but i had to wonder, what kind of an ass did this come out of, anyway? can asses stretch that large, or did this thing begin as a series of smaller shits that the shitee then reached in and molded into a solid shitball? i didn't want to know, i never found out anyway, and our junior varsity cross country team took 5th place at the state finals that year!!!
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link