REQUIEM.
― "Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:48 (11 months ago) Bookmark
loooooooooooooooooooool
― uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
Best part of the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock sex tape.
― o. nate, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
"Oh Fluffy...Oh Fido..."(I could have sworn that I'd posted that to this thread already, but I don't seem to have done so.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Inspired by 'Your highest 3 darts total'
"One hundred and eighty"
― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
"The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as 'the greatest or most significant or most influential' rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art."
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
"Never go full retard"
― milo z, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:35 (6 years ago) Permalink
dying
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrNyTvOZDY
― ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 25 March 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link
I used to think the who thing where you call out the wrong person's name in flagrante delicto was a hackneyed comedic device that never happens in real life but um. I have done this.
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Friday, 25 March 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link
"TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT"
― an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link
"SWEEP THE LEG"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:27 (eight years ago) link
any of the lines from the half dozen or so programmed for the announcers in the NBA Jam games
― art, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU
― an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link
lol the exact quote from the movie, thanks to a review:
"“He has the power to wipe out the human race. And if we think that there’s even a one percent chance that he’s our enemy, we have to treat it as an absolute certainty.”
Batman actually says this.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link
uhh wrong thread
"uhh wrong thread"
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link
"This one's for the Gipper!"
― get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link
"God, mom, don't you know how to knock?!"
― Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link
"Winter is coming... and so am I!"
― putting the laughter in manslaughter (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link
"HOLD...THE...DOOR!"
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link
Have any of the 935 posts in this thread been funny yet?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link
jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
― the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link
xpost No, but the moment of climax is a solemn event and shouldn't be sullied with laughter anyway.
― Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link
"Amen."
"Sad!"
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link
c16 deep tread
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link
'please clap'
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link
Bosko Balaban Stats For Season
Name Bosko BalabanTeam Aston VillaTotal Appearances 0Starts 0Substituted 0Total Minutes Played 0Avg Minutes Played Per Start 0Goals 0Avg Goal Mins When Starting 0.0Avg Mins Played/Goal Scored 0Goals Scored As Sub 0Number of Bookings 0Total Booking Minutes 0Avg Bookings Per Start 0Number of Red Cards 0Total Red Card Minutes 0Avg Red Cards Per Start 0Avg Booking Minutes When Starting 0.0
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 11:08 (seven years ago) link
"Covfefe"
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link
Swiggity swooty, I'm cumming in that booty
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 6 September 2019 06:19 (four years ago) link
BALLOON
― breastcrawl, Friday, 6 September 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link
Congratulations!
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:31 (four years ago) link
Bad command or file name
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:47 (four years ago) link
only one so far that evoked a modicum of mirth. well done, mookieproof.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:58 (four years ago) link
<whatever you were going to say anyway> + "Mr. Grimsdale!!!" in a Norman Wisdom voice.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt
Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax. [Started by mark p (Mark P) in April 2003, last updated five minutes ago by just another country (snoball)] 4 new answersrugby [Started by taylor in October 2003, last updated eighteen minutes ago by Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.)] 20 new answers
― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link
HADOUKEN
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link
Years ago I read a Street Fighter slashfic where Guile shouts "SONIC BOOM!" during the moment of climax(tm).
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link
I asked Transformer...
When I achieve orgasm I should say that:
- I had the courage
- I was motivated
- I was aware of my body's sensations.
― Maresn3st, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link
ahahaha yesss
― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link
Stop fucking your therapist, Transformer.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 November 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link
fingers crossed for Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!
― rob, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
xp
"and that's our time up"
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
'Vidi, vici, veni.'
Funniest joke in the world when I was 16.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link
"Scavino!"
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
Attica!
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
Can you smellllllllll what the cock is cooking?!
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link
"You tell him! You tell him I'm coming! You tell him I'm fucking cominnnnnnnngggggg!"
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 July 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link
"ATTICA!"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link
no referrer, can't tell
― sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link
Hot dog!
― calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link