i mean it took us until two days ago to get enbb to her rightful position
― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Taking her place on the throne, as it were...
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Next week:
The worst smells to hear coming from a bathroom stall in a public restroom
― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link
The worst smells to smell, obv
Some smells you can hear coming.
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2064/2324143771_4dda2cb757.jpg
― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Man I hate it when you end up in synch with the person in the cubicle next to you.
I can't stand shitting in stereo. It's an otherworldly experience. My turds smell bad enough on their own without having to get a whiff of my neighbor's anal cupcakes. It's a symphony I really don't want to conduct.
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Friday, 9 April 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
There was this one time this kid was farting absolute wet razor blades in the stall, obviously farts with 'substance'. He was also going "oh man" over and over again so I figured he had a bad case of the shits. Farts get louder and louder, as do his cries, but well ya know that's what stalls are for, right?
So I hear a flush, he leaves the stall....but the wet fart sounds CONTINUE as he leaves the bathroom. So like, did he just poop a little, decide that was enough, and hold the rest in?
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Friday, 9 April 2010 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Other- hearing a guy in the stall next to mine talking about cutting up someone/harming them in some other way, non-stop.
― RR, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I know -I'm hoping it was just revenge-scenario fantasizing and that he didn't end up doing any of those things.
― RR, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
So I hear a flush, he leaves the stall....but the wet fart sounds CONTINUE as he leaves the bathroom.
at first I interpreted this as, "...but the wet fart sounds continued to emanate from the empty stall" & was about to agree with you that yes, disembodied demon sharts are truly the worst noises to hear coming from a bathroom stall in a public restroom.
― broa super (unregistered), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 19 April 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
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― I went to your blog and I didn't feel anything (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
other--->
your name being whispered
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
So as of this morning 'a jauntily-whistled tune' has unexpectedly become my answer to the question posed itt.
― A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 February 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link
crying, self-berating panic attack in work jacks
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link
heavy, labored breathing is the one that bothers me the most
keep thinking someone's going to keel over from a heart attack in the next stall
― mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link
The tinny, muffled responses of someone who is tragically unaware that they're on the phone with someone who is presently defecating.
― A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link
alternatively, the full volume responses of someone wearing a headset who is responding to a question on a conference call
― mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link
people who can't help but emit orgasmic groans while shitting should be shot
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link
Guy in my work used to sing hymns.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link
I once worked with a woman who used to moan softly. It was so bad we requested they pump music into the bathroom.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link
Alban Berg's Wozzeck
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link
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