*plop*
― harbl, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
In grad school there was a prof who my wife had the misfortune of overhearing in the department restroom too frequently. It was the grunting/moaning/squishes combo. That gets my vote.
― offshore "drilling" for (Euler), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
at any rate the poll leaves off my two favorite options, "weeping with occasional mumbled interludes about how unfair life is" and "whoops and hollers"
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha I really should have included a "self-pity" option
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
"my God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me"
vs.
"Release the Kraken"
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I am sad when I hear someone sit down and fart the kind of fart you can just tell has been welled-up inside for a long time, because the person was too tight-assed to let one fly more luxuriously in the hall or wherever.
― offshore "drilling" for (Euler), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
"the worst examples of 20th-century poetry to hear coming from a bathroom stall in a public restroom"
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
there must be a subgenre of echo-y ringtones that are the worst to be accompanied by moangin/grunting/slurping
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
"here I sit broken-hearted"
― offshore "drilling" for (Euler), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
April is the cruelest month, breedinglilacs out of the dead land, mixingpoops and desire
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I start reciting that one DeWolf Hopper style whenever I hear somebody come into the bathroom
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
that was an xpost, but it didn't really matter
biblical quotes seem tasty for this sort of thing
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
"Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?"
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
I hope never to see the word "tasty" in association with bathroom stalls ever again.
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
:: farts ::"It is done."
― my full government name (WmC), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7ZM16NZuGqQ/Sbx67dR-CxI/AAAAAAAAHL8/KFCvC9SFQE0/S1600-R/TastyTreasures_Header.png
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Curt1s I feel like somebody should beat your ass for that one
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
the woman has a problem--she should get that checked out imho
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
"and Aminadab begat Naasson"PLOP!"and Naasson begat Salmon"PLOP!"And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab"PLOP!
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
'“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle...' NEURRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!*faints before finishing quote*
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahaha
― my full government name (WmC), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
whenever I get a bifurcated stream I recite the "the road not taken"
drives the ladies wild
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
why are you using the ladies' room
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
My answer:
Larry Craig's voice.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Might even answer Curt1s's question.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Curtis it may come as a shock to you to learn that some of us have bathrooms in our houses
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
and/or that ladies sometime stop by to say hello, or request the repayment of a loan
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
but I trust it will not surprise you to know that if you have two streams of piss goin & you break out with some classic Robbie Frost, those ladies will swoon like cornstalks in a strong wind
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
gender is a social construction and we must start with the bathrooms
― uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
'Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me.Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.'PLOP!
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
In addition to being sexist, God is being a real prick to Job right here.
Five words: "What the fuck is THAT?"
― C-L, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha "Gird up now thy loins"
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
what is life if, full of care, we have no time to DEAR GOD I'M BIRTHING A BROWN HIPPO
― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
this is a different subject but there really isn't anything sexist about God telling Job: "there's going to be a battle now, between you I, so gird up your loins like a man." women did not gird up their loins then, because they did not fight in battle. that culturally prevalent sexism accounts for women's absence from the battlefield seems most probable, but God drawing a comparison between being battle-ready and being "manly" isn't really sexist.
I apologize that this post is not a full seven thousand words but I got a couple other things I need to be doing.
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link
PLOP
the NIV version says, "Man up, Job"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
the NIV version also has advertisements in the margins iirc
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Haha I would love for God to tell someone to "sack up," esp. in the middle of a life crisis.
― how is abbott formed (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
other (the gentle whirring of a zoom lens)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^criminally underrated poster
― uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link
other - isn't total silence actually more disturbing?
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
the continuous splash caused by diarrhea + the same guy laughing out loud at his own ass
^^^ heard this once
― caek, Tuesday, April 6, 2010 3:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
tbh i've unexpectedly let out ferocious burbling farts in public bathrooms before and had to suppress laughing or saying stuff like 'oh jesus what in the hell was THAT'
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
re: biblical margin ads: "Summon the strength of Samson without killing thyself in the gymnasium"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
"look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"*sound of rubble falling into the toilet*
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
that'll be ozymandias' labia
― uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link
and now exude the cumdrops of evermore
One is pretty vulnerable on the toilet so hearing the hiss of a venemous snake or the growl of a lion or the click of someone taking the safety off their gun would trouble me a lot more than flatulence and whatnot. Fortunately, very few large cats wander through the bathrooms I use. The gun-toting snakes are pretty easy to distract.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
what about.....cougars ;)
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3251/3119458386_7719935d02_m.jpg
― I went to your blog and I didn't feel anything (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link
other--->
your name being whispered
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link
So as of this morning 'a jauntily-whistled tune' has unexpectedly become my answer to the question posed itt.
― A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 February 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link
crying, self-berating panic attack in work jacks
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link
heavy, labored breathing is the one that bothers me the most
keep thinking someone's going to keel over from a heart attack in the next stall
― mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link
The tinny, muffled responses of someone who is tragically unaware that they're on the phone with someone who is presently defecating.
― A functioning gazebo made of Candlebox cassingles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link
alternatively, the full volume responses of someone wearing a headset who is responding to a question on a conference call
― mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link
people who can't help but emit orgasmic groans while shitting should be shot
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link
Guy in my work used to sing hymns.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link
I once worked with a woman who used to moan softly. It was so bad we requested they pump music into the bathroom.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link
Alban Berg's Wozzeck
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link
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― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:18 (three years ago) link