forksclovetofu needs ur help sonning wite kids in a film festival youtube beef

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Having not heard back from you on the last email, I'm enclosing my top five and a host of alternates... still not sure if the "UPPERS" webpage is appropriate for what we're doing, so I'll put it on as an alternate.

Here's the top 5:

K+ K Mime: http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index3.htm
Valentine for Perfect Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQ0urHjSIk
Magic to Do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qTgwJkP1dg
Dog 264's cover of Phil Collin's 'I Wanna Know' (Wii Style): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJxbyO-ISTE
In the Studio with Rick Rubin and Ray Stevens (this is a bit long, if that's an issue, I can sub out for an alternate below... probably squirrel melt): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gUwG7CtqYY

Some alternates:

UPPERS (please let me know if this is appropriate/interesting, as I may want to slip into the top five): http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=60&threadid=2955
Squirrel Melt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlK0Xd4c2c
Big Blades: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DZzcZxcZW8
B4-4's 'Get Down': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
Laser Tag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAYgYrVmDI
Rebel Whipped Cream Mix: http://evolution-control.com/videos/The%20ECC%20-%20Rebel%20Whipped%20Cream%20Mix-vcd.mpg

You can credit me as John Seroff, repping Tofu Hut, Joe's Pub and ILX Noize Bored

Very excited about this!

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 26 March 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

godspeed, for the glory of the republic, etc :) :)

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 March 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

YOUR PARENTS HELP YOU HOOK IT UP...I am so sampling for a jam.

― nickalicious, Monday, 26 March 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd be worried that not everyone in a mixed audience would know who Ray Stevens and/or Rick Rubin are.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, that occurred to me too.
To be honest with you tho', they're friends and I wanna help get as many eyes on their stuff as possible.
And it's fuckin' funny!

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

And it's fuckin' funny!

True. They should do more things in that vein.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 1 April 2007 07:48 (seventeen years ago) link

the rick rubin thing is a bad idea. 7 minutes is far to long for the attention spans of people who go to things like this. wait, has it already happened?

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Sunday, 1 April 2007 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I lost in the second round to a video of what was supposed to be 500 asians fucking.
Whiney, do you wanna explain what happened?

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 1 April 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

where can i find this video?

― modestmickey, Sunday, 1 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― fies, Sunday, 1 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Local "hipsters and bloggers" went head to head in a competition where they never explained fully explained who any of these local hipsters and blogger people were.

People who had played-out or boring videos got booed into oblivion by the drunken crowd. Forksclovestofu came out strong with "Valentine For A Perfect Stranger" and won his first round (the guy who MADE that video was, coincidentally, in the competition and lost real quick). During the second round, FCT brought out Dog264 singing Phil Collins. The audience was on some Timmy shit, mortified by the idea of enjoying this (or, more likely, Dog264 doesn't hold up to an audience of drunks for 4 minutes) and was booed. It took a video of 500 asian people fucking in a gymnasium to knock out the vid: http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=10130 (it's not 500, there's a mirror)

The political correctness of the audience didn't stay put, because the audience of all-white hipsters was ready to have a good auditorium-sized chuckle at the winner--the incredibly played out Reh Dogg video (dudes, it was in the Village Voice a MONTH ago).

All in all, good effort by FCT. He made the board proud.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 1 April 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a minute, since when do people like porn more than singing retards

― fies, Sunday, 1 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

recount

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dog264 is better than everything, ever.

― BLASTOCYST, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

hey forks could you bookmark your set there http://feedbeat.net/ so we can wtch it webtv style.

other ppl should do that too yes

― Sébastien, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

"A couple's choreographed wedding procession becomes a Web sensation."

this is on the front page of yahoo, should i click it?

― cum on baby Finnish what you started (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

It's on CNN too: Wild wedding entrance stuns guests

I have a feeling it's just going to make me mad.

― cum on baby Finnish what you started (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Dude, I (predictably) linked to it on the Chris Brown thread

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm gonna watch it then?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Ugh.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a wedding. they play chris brown's 'forever' (which always makes me think of gum). everyone's white. some of them can dance. some of them can't. some people on facebook said they were brought to tears. it's halfway cute. tevs.

― like totally gr80 to the max (jaxon), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

― like totally gr80 to the max (jaxon), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

This is fucking awful but I'd take 100 of these over LOL BABBYS BRAEKDANCING

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

ok so i just saw that "valentines for perfect strangers" video upthread for the first time and nearly spat out the beer i was drinking while doing so

― hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Saturday, 25 July 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link

it's an all-time favorite

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQ0urHjSIk

― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 17:07 (one year ago) link

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