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Round of applause for whoever added the current last para to Fluxblog. I roffled hard.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

respect

electricsound, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

By this stage, Fluxblog's existence has almost been justified by its Wikipedia entry.

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ban wendy's IP

electricsound, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:41 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ fluxblog wiki, still

Jordan, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

haha sorry that was me

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 20 May 2007 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link

good work!

latebloomer, Sunday, 20 May 2007 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

gold star

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Sunday, 20 May 2007 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link

keep it up and we'll throw a pizza party!

latebloomer, Sunday, 20 May 2007 00:55 (sixteen years ago) link

http://gmkfreelogos.com/logos/P/img/book_it.gif

remy bean, Sunday, 20 May 2007 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link

• During the August coup in Russia which eventually led to the collapse of the Soviet Union, then-Russian SFSR president Boris Yeltsin famously ordered Pizza Hut for everyone barricaded in the Russian White House during the coup.

remy bean, Sunday, 20 May 2007 00:58 (sixteen years ago) link

remy otm!

latebloomer, Sunday, 20 May 2007 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link

• More than 300 million pounds of cheese are used by the company each year, making it the world's largest user.

remy bean, Sunday, 20 May 2007 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link

now I have competition dammit

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 20 May 2007 01:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Fluxblog is a burrito created and updated by Matthew Perpetua. The burrito began in 2002 and began to host fillings at the end of that year. Two tortillas are commonly rolled every weekday, filled with meat and lettuce, and slathered in salsa.

and what, Sunday, 20 May 2007 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Levy

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 May 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

from the memedriver's wiki it looks like kate/the lex/louis has snappped

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link

No, that'd be my bipolar ex-girlfriend.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

You know this is why pseudonyms are a good idea, right?

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

You use a pseudonym with your girlfriend?

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

It stops her finding out about my wife.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 20 May 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

It's all fun and games til somebody loses a reputation

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Sunday, 20 May 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

[[Category:Fictional Italians]]

max, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link

right up there with Vito Corleone and Waluigi

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

"here are some facts about me.

- i live with my mum

- i only date needy girls

- i once got suspended from school for stalking my teacher, lol erotomania

- im really fat and ugly yet still have the biggest ego in the world

- i order viagra online, and recommend it as it does wonders for my impotence, getting me nice and hard in order to pole those bitches.

- i lost my virginity in the disabled toilet of a northampton mcdonalds. classy. no wonder i didn't see the inside of a girls pants til i got to college.

- i like hypnotising women because it's easier than actually convincing them to fuck me.

- i really don't like women all that much. they smell and end up hating me. but i have a massive fear of being alone, so it's easier to hone in on one demented bitch after the other until they all blur into one. me so manly.

- mooching off them is ok, though. if you want to take me out and pick up bar tabs it'll help me pretend to have the lifestyle i crave but am too crap to pay for. so i can live out my sad mens magazine fantasy of being mickey spillane or damon runyon or someone instead of a fat anglo sad act.

- i fell for a girl i met only once, and when she told me to fuck off, i stalked all her friends as well until they too had to shut down and move their accounts. i'm still here for you, baby, if you ever see the light and want five and a half inches of sweet lovin.

- gambling is my life. maybe I'm on a poker machine near you! check it out.

- im italian, from that well known italian city of northampton england.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

*sigh, rolls eyes*

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

The idea that I'd play those £25 jackpot poker machines is quite frankly humiliating.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Did you manage to get the .co.uk site pulled or something?

Pashmina, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

It was either that or a restraining order, so yeah.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

wait, what

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

The idea that I'd play those £25 jackpot poker machines is quite frankly humiliating.

You're more of a Foxy Bingo dude, amirite?

Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Passantino rolls strictly Las Vegas Elvis Top 20 £500 jackpot machines.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

no cache of that site in google :(

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

*sigh*

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Feel free to e-mail my psychotic bipolar ex to ask for a copy of it.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link

09:02, 23 May 2007 ‎I Love Horses (hist) ‎[35 bytes] ‎I am the God of hellfire (Talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'they're my friends.')

31g, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Yet another explanation is suggested by Carl Sagan in his book Comet. Sagan reproduces an ancient Chinese manuscript (the Book of Silk) that shows comet tail varieties: most are variations on simple comet tails, but the last shows the comet nucleus with four bent arms extending from it, recalling a swastika. Sagan suggests that in antiquity a comet could have approached so close to Earth that the jets of gas streaming from it, bent by the comet's rotation, became visible, leading to the adoption of the swastika as a symbol across the world.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Dom Passantino (born 2nd November, 1982) is a UK-based music journalist, who grew up in Northampton. He is the UK editor and senior writer for the American music webzine Stylus Magazine, as well as a former contributor to Bizarre, The Guardian and Dazed & Confused. In his music writing he has championed acts as diverse as Half Man Half Biscuit, Nellie McKay, Shimura Curves and Klashnekoff. His feature work has included lengthy essays on MySpace suicide, Aristasia[1], and the evolution of nerds in pornography.

It is Passantino's theory that we are trained to over-rely on the brain's left hemisphere, which he says requires more sleep than the right. By subsisting on a "Stone Age" diet of raw foods and suppressing conceptual thought, he claims, he avoids the stresses on our neurology brought on by modern lifestyles, and is able to perform such feats of deliberate insomnia.[1]

and what, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link

The Magna Doodle has been enjoying a diverse use in its product life-cycle. Its most recent success has been at Gymea United Football Clubwhere it is used extensively as a coaching aid for the Women's 30 and Under 11's sides. Both these teams are serving with distinction in their B Grade competitions respectively. The ease of use and its ability to be clearly seen has assisted in players understanding tactics and the finer arts of playing football (soccer). The colour variant allows for more expressive outlines on match play to be drawn and discussed.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 7 June 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Fred Durst stated Klaus Nomi was one of his influences while making the Limp Bizkit album "Significant Other".[citation needed]

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

lolololololol someone from my workplace edited this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_bovine_semen

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link


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