worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

I don't mind him; it's part of my early Sunday afternoon routine to watch his antics with Grandma, who never fails to be amused. But what kind of woman would want to stick her fingers in his coif is beyond me.

Jackass Roll $6.95

the couldn't just call this the "Guy Fieri Roll"?

Lol okay zing for iPhone, plz stop holding onto old things I decided not to post

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

Oh My God! Guy Fieri is Poochie!

*brain explodes*

I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism

I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism

It isn't?

Marinated donkey:

http://www.foodnut.com/i/Jinjiang-Palace-Chinese-Restaurant-Taiyuan-China/Jinjiang-Palace-Chinese-Restaurant-Taiyuan-China-Donkey-Penis.jpg

i wish there was one in my area

a donkey?

a tex wasabi's

The thing is, like Guy Fieri, I have a strong love of both BBQ and Sushi, so in theory this should be the perfect place for me. But clearly something went horribly wrong in the planning and execution stages of Tex Wasabi's.

i wanna be part of his Krew

Well, Guy Fieri's American, so if you don't like him, you don't like America.

^^^a one man conservative think tank

The Purgative Foundation.

I don't mean
To seem like I care about culinary things
Like balanced ingrieds
I just want
Four meats and pepperjack cheese
For my rolls

lol dan

vancouver is the fucking capital of brown rice arugula bacon mango sushi roll bullshit and i hate it because it all tastes like shit but fuck this guy has a roll with BBQ PORK AND FRENCH FRIES.

this stuff sounds great. sorry, guys.

this is unutterably repulsive

If you guys were stoned, you'd eat this offal.

no

also offal > this

when i'm stoned i eat pizza or wendy's -- fuck bbq sushi

If you guys were stoned, you'd eat this offal.

an insult to stoners everywhere

eating this while stoned would be an insult to the great tradition of stoned eating

(fwiw I don't think its any coincidence that the Bay Area has a high concentration of stoners AND a high concentration of awesome, world-renowned restaurants)

The first guy who gets stoned tonight, plz report to this thread.

Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before

and on that note, do not go to 99schnapps.com if you don't want to be annoyed

rice and cheese... just... no. except paneer but god forbid this psychotic gets his hands on that

this sushi is not even real

i've never been to a Hard Rock Cafe, but i always assumed it's basically what this dude looks like.

OK am having a jazz cigarette RIGHT NOW and no way would I eat this shit. My go-to is salt and chili spare ribs but made do with Napoli sausage and lentil caserole.

it's not even really stoner food, it's food that coked-out a-holes would eat if coked-out a-holes ate

^^^^^^^

i would eat this if i were stoned, not because its appealing, but because im not really that picky, when im stoned

Why would you make sushi, if you're against everything that has anything to do with sushi?

this stuff sounds great. sorry, guys.

― dylannn, Saturday, April 3, 2010 6:02 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark

cosign, sorry dudes but this is just regular american food w/ sushi rice mixed in

that said I voted for hidden chicken roll because then your meal becomes a game

it used to be game was a meal now it's all upside down thanks to Tex

never seen tempura in a sushi roll

― Mr. Que, Friday, April 2, 2010 3:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Really? By no means would I say it's in 70% of sushi rolls, but most sushi joints I go to usually I have at least one or two maki with shrimp tempura.

they also like to use tempura flakes so they can add 'crunch' to the name

I'm sure this restaurant and Guy Fieri are awful but I'm kind of interested in the fusion of international food styles below the sorts of fancy restaurants that get called "fusion."

Also I bet the profit margin on these suckers is pretty high, you get to offer ingredients like bacon and BBQ beef brisket to jack up the price but I bet they're mostly rice.

screaming gobbler is a kind of cartoon dragon

are the french fries in the rolls?

guy fieri is the culinary carlos mencia

Signature look

Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7] includes bleached spikey hair, sunburned face, sunglasses on the back of his head, bowling shirts, "bling", and a wristband worn on his forearm rather than his wrist. Says Guy,
“ The wristbands started out as a thing between me and Hunter (Guy's son). I gave Hunter a wristband and he gave me one, and I told him that I’d wear it while doing The Next Food Network Star so he could see it. That’s why I wore it. I gave mine to Santos from the Food Network Kitchens on the night we wrapped. Now it’s turned into a bigger thing. These high school kids at a recent demo I did were all wearing them. I’m trying to find a pink one for breast cancer.[8]

wouldn't it just be some shit if guy fieri wearing a pink wristband on his forearm was the thing that cured breast cancer?

I know I've heard him referred to as a "human cheese fry" somewhere, though the Poochie comparison is pretty spot on.

Tex Wasabi's management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone not havin' a bitchin' time

can i just

http://www.johnnygarlics.com/images/index_07.jpg

there's a NYC place like this except 'sophisticated' where they serve sushi with like, molé sauce