worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (3017 of them)

Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

sushi with an attitude!

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

aw

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

i love how Ray's all into it

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

Vegetarian sushi is Satanic; rolls with meat are of course WRONG (and WTF with the heterosauce) but you would be foolish to think the Japanese aren't fond of getting drunk and eating many, many deep-fried things (including parts of hand rolls). The following deep-fried things normally appear in hand rolls: shrimp tempura, soft shell crab.

I am also BIG NUMBER ONE FAN of rice paper, but this is NOT the place.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

Red Dawn $9.00
Vodka, peach schnapps, midori, rockstar and finished with a splash of orange juice and grenadine. Sure to get your motor started.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

should change name to "Frosted Tips" imo.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

guilty sushi pleasure, when I can't afford a sashimi platter at the best local place, is a shrimp tempura/tamago roll w/ avocado and tuna on top.

I don't know if it's authentic or not (guessing the avocado is not so much) but it's fucking delicious.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

Dizzy Budda $12.00
Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.

jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

that's what she said

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

rolls with meat are of course WRONG

korean gimbap often feature galbi or other beef and are good.

mizzell, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

i hope that guy has a batcave in his mansion where he slaves away at night trying to figure out a way to get pepper jack cheese into cocktails

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

CATERING

Party planners are raving about the unique dining experience we bring to your event. It’s like TWO caterers for the price of one with the combination of sushi AND barbeque…and almost anything else you can think of!

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

haha the "reviews" section of the website is actually just testimonials from regular northern californians going by their first names. and each one gets a response from "tex"

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."
-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA

"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our food!" -Tex

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

hahahaafjodfasd

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."
-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA

"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our pepper jack cheese!" -Tex

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.johnnygarlics.com/images/index_07.jpg

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

that seriously looks like something that friday's wouldn't even serve

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

Is that Guy's hair atop the roll?

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

This is the place for all things Guido (that's what Guy's krew calls him)!

One of the things Guy digs is people. Hangin' with 'em, coolin' with 'em, sharin' stories...you name it. His favorite part of the life he lives is meeting people...not only the famous people, but regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.' Take a snoop around and you'll see and hear the inside 'dish' on Guid, the people in his Krew, some of the people he meets, and even get a chance to change Guy's look. As you can see, most of it's not serious. If you want serious go to boring.com.

And hey, if you've got a question we don't answer...ask away on Guy's guestbook! Or even better, check out Kleetus's blog or Guy's twitter page. They'll keep you up to date on what's going on with Guido. Enjoy!

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

'em, 'em, 'em

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

birth name: Guy Ramsay Ferry

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

If you want serious go to boring.com.

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri has to be one my least favorite TV personalities. His whole style and attitude makes my skin crawl.

I voted for the Screaming Gobbler for the godawful name more than the ingredients.

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

Congrats on being the first female poster in this thread!

Dizzy Budda $12.00
Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.

jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?

Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.'

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

I don't mind him; it's part of my early Sunday afternoon routine to watch his antics with Grandma, who never fails to be amused. But what kind of woman would want to stick her fingers in his coif is beyond me.

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

Jackass Roll $6.95

the couldn't just call this the "Guy Fieri Roll"?

he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

Lol okay zing for iPhone, plz stop holding onto old things I decided not to post

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?

Oh My God! Guy Fieri is Poochie!

*brain explodes*

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

i wish there was one in my area

harbl, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

a donkey?

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

a tex wasabi's

harbl, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

The thing is, like Guy Fieri, I have a strong love of both BBQ and Sushi, so in theory this should be the perfect place for me. But clearly something went horribly wrong in the planning and execution stages of Tex Wasabi's.

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

i wanna be part of his Krew

harbl, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

Well, Guy Fieri's American, so if you don't like him, you don't like America.

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^a one man conservative think tank

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

The Purgative Foundation.

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

not revealed: the fire was his out of control bbq pit

mh, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:22 (three months ago) Permalink

lol

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:23 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Inside FieriCon, the World's Only Guy Fieri-Themed Bar Crawl.

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/evbwme/inside-fiericon-the-worlds-only-guy-fieri-themed-bar-crawl?utm_source=dmfb

nickn, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 00:17 (two months ago) Permalink

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference."

“That Colt 45 is starting to sneak up on me.”

nickn, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 00:21 (two months ago) Permalink

Yikes

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 04:00 (two months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK6zuii2OLI
you want it to be one way but it's not it's the other way

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:46 (one month ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

An era ends

https://ny.eater.com/2017/12/28/16827086/guys-american-kitchen-bar-closing-nyc

Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:48 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I'm beyond the point of thinking critically about Guy these days. Probably because I (and most people, including ilxors) would probably eat at many of the places he highlights on his show (2x bonus if it's a damn food truck). And also because Food Network runs it so repeatedly during weeknights that I'm at that point where Triple D has sort of become some fucked-up bizarro-ASMR that I can easily fall asleep on the couch to. It's no "How It's Made," but my current cable subscription doesn't seem to carry the channel for that.

naus, Friday, 29 December 2017 08:33 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Kinda sad that harbl and I didn't make it to the NYC outpost.

There's always Vegas, harbl!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:44 (three weeks ago) Permalink

naus it’s even better if you can find a YouTube playlist of Triple D so it’s loud commercial free. I put that shit on every night at bedtime for a while during the miserable, drug-addled winter of 2010/2011. Deeply hypnotic.

fields of salmon, Friday, 29 December 2017 14:14 (three weeks ago) Permalink

RIP big man

Guy Fieri Guy's American Kitchen and Bar in Times Square has closed its doors for good https://t.co/wStaqYfdd6

— NBC New York (@NBCNewYork) January 2, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:47 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I only watch broadcast tv when I'm at the gym, and this means that two nights out of the week I get to watch Chopped or similarly decent cooking competition shows (Iron Chef etc, all ideal gym fodder). The other days it's 100% guaranteed to be 'Triple D', which is too bad because I just can't look at his face.

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:50 (three weeks ago) Permalink


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.