i think the SRM is there strictly to collect data, not to be looked at during the track event. so they put it in the back where it's aero and not in the way.
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
saw some pics of one of the NZ team when they were in melbs for the world cup meet last year - SRM mounted behind the seatpost.
― haitch, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i like that srm has sorta kept that diy "built with housing and display parts from radio shack" aesthetic lo, these 20 years. and charged $$$$ for it.
― fat mantis (Hunt3r), Thursday, 1 April 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Things that make you feel 10ft tall -
A little child standing by the side of the road shouting 'Mummy! A racing bike! I just saw a racing bike!'
― porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 1 April 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
ha yeah SRMs are still the most expensive of the power meters
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 1 April 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link
http://velonews.competitor.com/2010/04/news/reconstructive-surgery-places-contadors-season-in-doubt_110106
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i liked patrick's story about breaking into the bike tourism biz, touting the marketing/cross-selling opportunities, but closing, "About the only thing we won't be able to sell them? Leg razors. Not even to the chicks."
― fat mantis (Hunt3r), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.shopslipstreamsports.com/2010-apparel/rider-tee-shirts/steven-cozza-tee.html
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Saturday, 3 April 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://kotaku.com/5508520/f1-driver-plays-modern-warfare-2-while-riding-a-bike
― full government name (cutty), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.shopslipstreamsports.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/s/t/steven_cozza-01.jpg
so i'll be racing against cozza's former team next weekend on their home turf. do i rock this look or not y/n
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66DtgCNhHJo&feature=player_embedded
y, obv
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkh5uTVQeZM
― jaxon, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/290227
― full government name (cutty), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link
enhanced by the 'female buttock' image I think
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
that's quite a female buttock
― jaxon, Friday, 9 April 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.fatcyclist.com/2006/09/29/an-open-letter-to-assos/
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 April 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
(oldie but goodie)
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 April 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Me, last night, after two beers, wheeling my bike to a ped xing and, in front of a line of traffic stopped at the lights, mounting my bike, clipping in one foot, and falling over flat on my side like a tombstone.
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Friday, 9 April 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that assos article is great- i had never seen it before. however, i can't agree with him on the chamois cream - that stuff is great, as long as you keep it off your junk.
― a bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (ytth), Saturday, 10 April 2010 06:32 (fourteen years ago) link
not really lolz at all, but i didn't think it was worth starting a cycling o_O thread...
http://www.spokemagazine.com/2010/04/hand-brake/
― a bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (ytth), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.maya.com/sprocket
http://www.maya.com/images/433.png
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i am not really loving the use of bloggable ye olde photocopies of typographic ornaments
― caek, Friday, 16 April 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgrA3xqB4sI
― Bike Snrub ILX (haitch), Saturday, 17 April 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit
― fat mantis (Hunt3r), Saturday, 17 April 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
just played that about 10x in a row
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 17 April 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
haaaaaaa! did he win
― etrian odysseus (cozen), Saturday, 17 April 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
from http://www.fatcyclist.com/
If you are a male cyclist with an injured female cyclistRefrain from telling her how hot she looks in lycra. Now is not the time. Trust me.Tell her how tough and awesome she is. By the way, she is very tough, and very awesome. Just in case you weren’t clear on that.Tell her anyone else would be crying harder / acting more pathetic than she is, including you. But don’t use the words “acting more pathetic,” because that implies she’s being pathetic at all, which she is not.Get her bike ready to ride again. The woman is going to want you to shut up at some point. This is a good time for you to fiddle with her bike and make sure it’s good to go.Volunteer to make a tourniquet / bandage out of your jersey. But not until she’s on her feet and seems like she might appreciate your sense of humor again.Describe the events leading up to the injury. Be expansive and generous with the difficulty of the triggering obstacle and / or event. She didn’t endo when she hit a rock. It was a big ol’ honkin’ ledge, and she darn near cleared it anyway. I’m not exactly sure why we all start telling the story as soon as the event happened, but it seems to help, and it seems to help more if you get started with the exaggeration right away.If you are a male cyclist with an injured male cyclistAsk if he’s alright. Depending on how old you are and where you live, you should either end the sentence with “dude,” “man,” or “bro.” It makes the question affectionate and concerned-sounding without being too affectionate and concerned-sounding.Lean his bike against a tree. He won’t trust any tweaks, fixes, or adjustments you make anyway.Wait for 30 seconds before asking if he’s ready to ride. If he says he needs another minute, wait another thirty seconds and ask again. Repeat as necessary.Describe the event, but feel free to trivialize certain aspects (such as the prime cause of the event) and enhance other aspects (such as the high-pitched scream the victim made upon suffering a compound fracture).If you are a female cyclist with an injured male cyclistTell him how hot he looks in lycra. For guys, there’s no bad time to hear this, and even when we’re injured there’s a small part of us that’s wondering if our guts are sufficiently sucked in.Otherwise let us suffer quietly. We’re trying to be manly and stoic. If you begin to describe the event, we’re going to think it sounds silly, because you’re not exaggerating our manliness sufficiently. If you call the injury on our leg a “nasty little scrape,” you’re making it that much harder to refer to it as a five-inch-long gushing gash when we recount it later.Don’t touch our bikes. Unless we beg you to help us unclip.If you are a female cyclist with an injured female cyclistHonestly I have no idea. Do whatever it is you women do when you’re with each other. Like, talk about how much you miss us men. That’s what you do when we’re not around, right?
Refrain from telling her how hot she looks in lycra. Now is not the time. Trust me.Tell her how tough and awesome she is. By the way, she is very tough, and very awesome. Just in case you weren’t clear on that.Tell her anyone else would be crying harder / acting more pathetic than she is, including you. But don’t use the words “acting more pathetic,” because that implies she’s being pathetic at all, which she is not.Get her bike ready to ride again. The woman is going to want you to shut up at some point. This is a good time for you to fiddle with her bike and make sure it’s good to go.Volunteer to make a tourniquet / bandage out of your jersey. But not until she’s on her feet and seems like she might appreciate your sense of humor again.Describe the events leading up to the injury. Be expansive and generous with the difficulty of the triggering obstacle and / or event. She didn’t endo when she hit a rock. It was a big ol’ honkin’ ledge, and she darn near cleared it anyway. I’m not exactly sure why we all start telling the story as soon as the event happened, but it seems to help, and it seems to help more if you get started with the exaggeration right away.If you are a male cyclist with an injured male cyclist
Ask if he’s alright. Depending on how old you are and where you live, you should either end the sentence with “dude,” “man,” or “bro.” It makes the question affectionate and concerned-sounding without being too affectionate and concerned-sounding.Lean his bike against a tree. He won’t trust any tweaks, fixes, or adjustments you make anyway.Wait for 30 seconds before asking if he’s ready to ride. If he says he needs another minute, wait another thirty seconds and ask again. Repeat as necessary.Describe the event, but feel free to trivialize certain aspects (such as the prime cause of the event) and enhance other aspects (such as the high-pitched scream the victim made upon suffering a compound fracture).If you are a female cyclist with an injured male cyclist
Tell him how hot he looks in lycra. For guys, there’s no bad time to hear this, and even when we’re injured there’s a small part of us that’s wondering if our guts are sufficiently sucked in.Otherwise let us suffer quietly. We’re trying to be manly and stoic. If you begin to describe the event, we’re going to think it sounds silly, because you’re not exaggerating our manliness sufficiently. If you call the injury on our leg a “nasty little scrape,” you’re making it that much harder to refer to it as a five-inch-long gushing gash when we recount it later.Don’t touch our bikes. Unless we beg you to help us unclip.If you are a female cyclist with an injured female cyclist
Honestly I have no idea. Do whatever it is you women do when you’re with each other. Like, talk about how much you miss us men. That’s what you do when we’re not around, right?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
cozen apparently he did win
― Marissas now living will never her (haitch), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hqfWAJ2wJI
― jaxon, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
nyc 'protecting the potus':http://www.thisisfyf.com/2010/04/happy-fucking-earth-day-hundreds-of-bikes-trashed-for-obama-visit-.html
bike bomb faqhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_bomb
probz lotsa nyc bikers with the sad face now tho
― painu vittuum... (jdchurchill), Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link
xxxxpost: shasta i hope to god that you rocked that steve cossa mustache/goatee thing
― painu vittuum... (jdchurchill), Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i did! there's a pic on the race log thread.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N0/SdSxrBXGr3I/AAAAAAAAGzk/q84bBZNrnyk/s1600/fixieup.jpg
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 23 April 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://tweetphoto.com/19898811
― kill whiney (cutty), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Minoura's tips for riding rollers.
Make sure most weight are gathered in centerAt first, get on bike and support your body by holding a wall or handrail.Apply your main weight to the saddle. Do not apply any force to the handlebar. Just touching is fine.Grab the handlebar at the area as close to the stem as possible where should be the better position to keep balance easily.Do not look down, see 2 - 3 meters ahead.Start pedaling while supporting your body by holding the wall. You should pedal a little fast, not slowly, if you want to start riding without hand support.The gear position should be set in middle, not too light nor too heavy. Keep 20 km/h or faster.The handling must change quickly on rollers. Even a little angle will move the front wheel to the roller end very rapidly. To avoid such thing, do not apply any force to the handlebar to help the bike's own stability.When you can ride without any stagger, release your hand from the wall and put back to the handlebar quickly.At this moment, be careful not to lose balance. Do not look down and keep watching 2 - 3 meters ahead.Make sure you "spin" the pedal, not pushing down. When you push down the pedal, imagine you need to pull up another side pedal. It is essential to use both pedals at once. Make sure you set your kneecaps close to the top-tube. Do not open your legs.Keep the certain speed.If you put 100% of your weight to the saddle, it is not difficult to remove your hands from the handlebar, but do not do while you are still a beginner.Do not apply brake to stop training, otherwise you will be brown backward dangerously. Just stop pedaling and wait until the speed gets down. Then hold the wall to support your body just before stopping.
Start pedaling while supporting your body by holding the wall. You should pedal a little fast, not slowly, if you want to start riding without hand support.The gear position should be set in middle, not too light nor too heavy. Keep 20 km/h or faster.The handling must change quickly on rollers. Even a little angle will move the front wheel to the roller end very rapidly. To avoid such thing, do not apply any force to the handlebar to help the bike's own stability.
When you can ride without any stagger, release your hand from the wall and put back to the handlebar quickly.At this moment, be careful not to lose balance. Do not look down and keep watching 2 - 3 meters ahead.Make sure you "spin" the pedal, not pushing down. When you push down the pedal, imagine you need to pull up another side pedal. It is essential to use both pedals at once. Make sure you set your kneecaps close to the top-tube. Do not open your legs.Keep the certain speed.
If you put 100% of your weight to the saddle, it is not difficult to remove your hands from the handlebar, but do not do while you are still a beginner.
Do not apply brake to stop training, otherwise you will be brown backward dangerously. Just stop pedaling and wait until the speed gets down. Then hold the wall to support your body just before stopping.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― kill whiney (cutty), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link
tapeworms-bad for racing
― fat mantis (Hunt3r), Saturday, 1 May 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
was just reading that and came to post about it O_o. yuck.
― sous les paves, Saturday, 1 May 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm not quite sure they are bad for racing. ben day has been killing it consistently. that worm helped him.
― kill whiney (cutty), Sunday, 2 May 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah but is it NN?
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 3 May 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link
it's a parasite, it's not food
― cutty, Monday, 3 May 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Not entirely sure what happened here
http://cdn.media.cyclingnews.com/2010/05/03/2/mxcdsc3910_600.jpg
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2kb5wYiRY1qznfx5o1_100.gif
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Monday, 17 May 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3301/4610785124_ea8a4207a4.jpg
XD
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Monday, 17 May 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
lol, mormon hipsters
― jaxon, Monday, 17 May 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link
*contemplates giving up bikes 4ever*
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.walmart.com/shop/fixie_culture.php
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
u know they sell a fixie at walmart, right? http://www.walmart.com/ip/700C-Men-s-Mongoose-Cachet-Fixed-Speed-Bike/13398142
― jaxon, Monday, 17 May 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOmg5_7eHEU&feature=player_embedded
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly laughing my ass off at pure slapsticky goodness of dude disappearing around the corner after bike
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
totally cartoonish
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Monday, 17 May 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link