Explain to me this whole "Kingdom Hearts" thing

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Just to get back to the main topic a bit here, guys, the "Kingdom Hearts thing" is easy to explain. It's 1 part furries, 1 part disney, 1 part anime, all parts perverted. This is a hentai game, whether u realize it or not. If you think this is game is good for children, you are wrong because it will merely encourage them to develop a furry fetish.

Sorry for that sad taste of reality.

Blastochrist (blastocyst), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link

That is so frighteningly OTM.

I got home last night and thought: "Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was just too tired." Thankfully I caught myself in time and spent the next hour or so learning where the armor and weapons are in the first part of Vice City. So much more satisfying. Fuck a perverted, woodwind fuelled anime gloop-fest! I mean come on: "Who knows how long we'll have together [before your parents come home]..."*

they're recommendations

Cringe x 1,000

*This might not be in the game...

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 09:11 (thirteen years ago) link


SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha I just reread this whole thread


The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

that one's for the ages

latebloomer aka freedom williams sr (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

four years pass...

i thing k.h is the best vidio game. but i hate everyones shoes in it they are shitty and ugly.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:16 (nine years ago) link

i never beat this game... perhaps... i never will...

David Warner (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:34 (nine years ago) link

This has a few laughs: Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:01 (nine years ago) link

Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth

hahaha I don't know why but this is the best fact basically ever.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, January 16, 2007 1:07 PM (4 years ago)

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:30 (nine years ago) link

haley joel osment was the protagonist iirc

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:30 (nine years ago) link

I looked it up, and you're not "secondhand lion" (lying) (HJO career!).

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:31 (nine years ago) link

lmao thats probably the first ever secondhand lion pun in world history

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (nine years ago) link

i... own that on dvd btw

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (nine years ago) link

eight years pass...

kingdom hearts 3 it's so good

adam, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (one year ago) link

"Kingdom Hearts was awful. Plodding and dull with crappy controls. I can't imagine the new one will be any better.

― adam (adam), Saturday, November 19, 2005 7:12 PM (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

this is a wrong opinion

adam, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (one year ago) link

sora has a phone now and all the loading screens are like instagram posts from various characters

adam, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:31 (one year ago) link

I'm a sucker for Donkey, Has this been posted?


Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:06 (one year ago) link

p accurate summary actually

ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:12 (one year ago) link


Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 February 2019 19:56 (one year ago) link



Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 04:40 (one year ago) link

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