https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS8zHoxOFTw
― van smack, Friday, 26 March 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Bellamy Brothers, "Do You Love As Good As You Look"
Long blonde hair, sky blue eyesYeah, that well-bred look is easy to recognizeA tailored dress, a fit so fineAnd it adds up to the question on my mind
Honey, do you love as good as you look?Can you satisfy your man, like your body says you can?Judging from the cover, I'd love to read the bookHoney, do you love as good as you look?
If you could read my mind, you might blush blood-redBut then again you might come over here insteadI see they brought your check and soon you're bound to goIf I don't make my move right now, I may never know
― Euler, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
The Brothers Ween, "...Mr. Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker..."
― bodacious ignoramus, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
Just heard Chris Young's "I Can Take It From There", which has a lyrical shoutout to Conway & "Lay You Down"!
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 06:03 (nine years ago) link
No, we never learned to loveWithout leavin' love all over the place...
Eww
― paolo, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link
http://www.forensicssource.com/UserFiles/Images/Category/Detection_Identification_Category_400X180.jpg
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
There was a "comedy" C&W duo in Britain in the early '80s, can't remember their name but they did an album called Taking the 'O' out of Country
MacLean & MacLean, that was, Canadian not British. They were actually arrested in my town for using "obscene language" during a performance. (LOL '70s Ontario prudery)
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link
Neal McCoy - "Wink" because he pronounces it like "wank" every time
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
Somebody wrote about '70s songs like this:
http://musicweird.blogspot.com/2014/06/skin-songs-controversial-sexy-country.html
― xhuxk, Friday, 27 June 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Hearing Gary Allen's "Nothing On But The Radio" at a Whataburger rn.
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 July 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link
Luke Bryan has a new-ish song called "Boots Knockin'" that unfortunately isn't an H-Town cover.
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 20 May 2019 02:05 (four years ago) link
All the cheerin crowdsat all my sold out showsAin't worth a bucket of KFCas my loneliness grows
Together we were a system,like a Super NESWithout you i am nothingan Atari Lynx at best
I do all kinds of drugsJust to forget about you(Tho if my P.O. asksI'll deny that part is true)
I spent my whole life lyinBut what I say is trueI wasted my life fingerin' chordsWhen I shoulda been fingerin' you
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 06:10 (four years ago) link
When a whole lot of Decembers are showin' in your face Your auburn hair has faded and silver takes it's place You'll be just as lovely and I'll still be aroundAnd if I can I know that I'd still love to lay you downThat’s an excellent Conway verse.
― dad genes (morrisp), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 06:49 (four years ago) link
Disappointed Ken Burns didn't get to the bottom of these in the doc series.
Hearing Gary Allen's "Nothing On But The Radio" at a Whataburger rn.― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, July 14, 2017 5:57 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, July 14, 2017 5:57 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
This happened again the other day. Different WB tho.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 06:53 (four years ago) link
I love these songs.
― juntos pedemos (Euler), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 08:13 (four years ago) link
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2424/0487/products/TightfittinSTKRWS_88be3aae-8aa8-4f02-9a7b-6968f9a12ea6_800x.jpg?v=1596032993
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 19 June 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link
johnny paycheck's lesser known follow-up "take this cock and suck it"
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 19 June 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link
was hoping that was real & found a load of porn
― Left, Sunday, 20 June 2021 00:41 (two years ago) link
why do variations on "them jeans" account for such a high proportion of horniness in country? is that the closest thing to sexy nashville will let you get away with?
― Left, Sunday, 20 June 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link
lol @ m bison <3
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 June 2021 01:20 (two years ago) link
How'd we miss the blunt entendres of "Rub It In" by Billy "Crash" Craddick?
Lie beside me on the sandPut some lotion in your handCome on and make me feel niceN' kiss me once or twiceSay you love me againThen rub it in, rub it inRub it in, rub it inI feel the tingle beginYou're gettin' under my skinRub it in, rub it in(Do it)Feels good(Do it)(Do it)Put a little bit on my left shoulder(Do it)Yeah(Do it)Put a little bit right here(Do it)Yeah(Do it)Turn your radio onAnd find a slow grooving songBaby, whisper in my earSay the things I wanna hearMake me know your love is strongAnd rub it in, rub it inRub it in, rub it inI feel the tingle beginYou're gettin' under my skinRub it in, rub it inPut a little on my nosePut a little on my toePut it on my back and my sacroiliacAnd a dab on my chinny-chin-chinRub it in, rub it inRub it in, rub it inI feel the tingle beginYou're gettin' under my skinRub it in, rub it inRub it in, rub it inRub it in, rub it inI feel the tingle beginYou gettin' under my skinRub it in, rub it in
Then rub it in, rub it inRub it in, rub it inI feel the tingle beginYou're gettin' under my skinRub it in, rub it in
(Do it)Feels good(Do it)(Do it)Put a little bit on my left shoulder(Do it)
Yeah(Do it)Put a little bit right here(Do it)Yeah(Do it)
Turn your radio onAnd find a slow grooving songBaby, whisper in my earSay the things I wanna hearMake me know your love is strong
And rub it in, rub it inRub it in, rub it inI feel the tingle beginYou're gettin' under my skinRub it in, rub it in
Put a little on my nosePut a little on my toePut it on my back and my sacroiliacAnd a dab on my chinny-chin-chin
Rub it in, rub it inRub it in, rub it inI feel the tingle beginYou're gettin' under my skinRub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it inRub it in, rub it inI feel the tingle beginYou gettin' under my skinRub it in, rub it in
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 05:04 (seven months ago) link
Er, CRADDOCK
<paging dr. freud>
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 05:09 (seven months ago) link
surely that song was featured in a Danny McBride show at this point
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 05:15 (seven months ago) link
In 2023 appears the song Rub It In of Jack Jersey and The Jordanaires in Sex Education (TV series) season 4 (episode 5) which will be broadcast by Netflix.
― slugbuggy, life has new meaning to me (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 10:24 (seven months ago) link
Gene Watson's fantastic 1975 hit Love in the Hot Afternoon starts off like this: "From somewhere outsideI hear the street vendor cry, 'filé gumbo'From my window I see himGoing down the streetAnd he don't knowThat she fell right to sleepIn the damp tangled sheets so soonAfter love in the hot afternoon"
― Briania, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 10:48 (seven months ago) link
XP That's were I saw/heard it and then subsequently looked it up. I was a little surprised that it was a real song, as I only knew it as "Plug It In", a jingle rewrite used in commercials for plug-in air fresheners.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:42 (seven months ago) link
Have we talked about "I'm Your Toy" /:"Hot Burrito #1"?
You may be sweet and niceThat won't keep you warm at nightCause I'm the one who taught you howTo do the things you're doing nowHe may feel all your charmsHe may hold you in his armsBut I'm the one who let you inI was right beside you then
Once upon a timeYou let me feel you deep insideAnd nobody knew, nobody sawDo you remember the way you cried
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:57 (seven months ago) link
> Do not pass go, go directly to the album Country Porn by Chinga Chavin with full DL hosted by WFMU. Titles:
I found this LP decades ago in a dollar bin, and was doing some searching a few years ago to figure out how it got made, discovering that Nathan "Chinga" Chavin testified against murderer Robert Durst, who was his long time friend:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst
― bendy, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:18 (seven months ago) link
"Whispering" Bill Anderson was kind of known for the same type of seduction country songs as Conway Twitty. This one is also a bit of a country/disco hybrid.
I can't take any longer baby I mean I can't wait any longerMhm I gotta have you I gotta know how it is to touch youTo hold you to feel you our lives have touched our minds have touchedAnd I can't wait any longer for our bodies to touch our souls to touchI can't wait any longer this feelin's gettin' strongerSatisfy my hunger you're the only one who canWhere do I have to go what do I have to doWho do I have to lie to so I can lie with you I can't wait any longerPatience has never been one of my virtues baby when I want something I want it nowAnd I want you now I want to kiss you now I want to love you nowI can't wait any longer...(I can't wait I can't wait doo doo doo) baby I can't wait any longerI want you now hmm now yeah (I can't wait I can't wait...)
― earlnash, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:23 (seven months ago) link
I guess Dixon Dallas doesn't really apply here
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:45 (seven months ago) link
"Neon Baby" by Annie Bosko
[Verse 1]Mhh, yeahBaby, what you say we say so long and leave right after this song?I've been dancing 'round with you and all I wanna do is dance you back homeTwo-step me to the kitchen, to the bedroom with nothing onBut the candle on the mantle and some vinyl playing Haggard and Jones[Chorus]I'll be your neon babyI'll drive you midnight crazyI'll hit your lips like whiskeyWhen you lean in to kiss mePut that whiskey down and kiss me againAnd againTurn me onI'll be your neon baby[Verse 2]Hey cowboy, give me that cowboy hat and watch this cowgirl light up the roomNo, nothing gets me buzzing like loving on you[Chorus]I'll be your neon babyI'll drivе you midnight crazyI'll hit your lips like whiskeyWhen you lеan in to kiss mePut that whiskey down and kiss me againAnd againTurn me onI'll be your neon baby[Bridge]OoohHmm-mhLet's pour up another one 'cause we ain't done until the sun comes upAnd when it goes back down again[Chorus]I'll be your neon babyI'll drive you midnight crazyI'll hit your lips like whiskeyWhen you lean in to kiss mePut that whiskey down and kiss me againAnd againTurn me onI'll be your neon babyYeah turn me onI'll be your neon babyYeah turn me onOh I'll be your neon baby
[Chorus]I'll be your neon babyI'll drive you midnight crazyI'll hit your lips like whiskeyWhen you lean in to kiss mePut that whiskey down and kiss me againAnd againTurn me onI'll be your neon baby
[Verse 2]Hey cowboy, give me that cowboy hat and watch this cowgirl light up the roomNo, nothing gets me buzzing like loving on you
[Chorus]I'll be your neon babyI'll drivе you midnight crazyI'll hit your lips like whiskeyWhen you lеan in to kiss mePut that whiskey down and kiss me againAnd againTurn me onI'll be your neon baby
[Bridge]OoohHmm-mhLet's pour up another one 'cause we ain't done until the sun comes upAnd when it goes back down again
[Chorus]I'll be your neon babyI'll drive you midnight crazyI'll hit your lips like whiskeyWhen you lean in to kiss mePut that whiskey down and kiss me againAnd againTurn me onI'll be your neon babyYeah turn me onI'll be your neon babyYeah turn me onOh I'll be your neon baby
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 13 January 2024 17:20 (four months ago) link
I'll hit your lips like whiskeyWhen you lean in to kiss me
― Wooly Bully (2005 Remaster) (morrisp), Saturday, 13 January 2024 18:00 (four months ago) link
A nice, wholesome song about checking out the babes of the phone company: "The Belles of Southern Bell" by Del Reeves
There's a Southern Bell Telephone Company in our townEvery afternoon, I'm right there hangin' aroundThem telephone operators walking up and down the streetAny fool could figure out what I'm there to seeOh, I'm watching the belles of Southern Bell go bySwinging their hips and rolling them pretty eyesThem high-heels clickin' make me start a-kickin' my heels up, to the skyWatching the belles of Southern Bell go byWell, the google-eyed traffic cop out in the middle of the streetA-lookin' every which-a-way, except where he oughta beWith both arms waving, giving everyone the "go-ahead" signYou can tell directing traffic's not on his mind'Cause he's a-watching the belles of Southern Bell go bySwinging their hips and rolling them pretty eyesThem high-heels clickin' make me start a-kickin' my heels up, to the skyWatching the belles of Southern Bell go byThey say that the hemline's gonna be shorter, this yearWell, that sounds like mighty sweet music to my earsI wouldn't have you thinking that I'm the wrong kind of guyI've just sort of got an eye for the finer things of lifeAnd I'm watching the belles of Southern Bell go bySwinging them hips and rolling them pretty eyesThem high-heels clickin' make me start a-kickin' my heels up, to the skyWatching the belles of Southern Bell go byYeah, I'm watching the belles of Southern Bell go by
Oh, I'm watching the belles of Southern Bell go bySwinging their hips and rolling them pretty eyesThem high-heels clickin' make me start a-kickin' my heels up, to the skyWatching the belles of Southern Bell go by
Well, the google-eyed traffic cop out in the middle of the streetA-lookin' every which-a-way, except where he oughta beWith both arms waving, giving everyone the "go-ahead" signYou can tell directing traffic's not on his mind
'Cause he's a-watching the belles of Southern Bell go bySwinging their hips and rolling them pretty eyesThem high-heels clickin' make me start a-kickin' my heels up, to the skyWatching the belles of Southern Bell go by
They say that the hemline's gonna be shorter, this yearWell, that sounds like mighty sweet music to my earsI wouldn't have you thinking that I'm the wrong kind of guyI've just sort of got an eye for the finer things of life
And I'm watching the belles of Southern Bell go bySwinging them hips and rolling them pretty eyesThem high-heels clickin' make me start a-kickin' my heels up, to the skyWatching the belles of Southern Bell go byYeah, I'm watching the belles of Southern Bell go by
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 15:58 (six days ago) link
Ol' dawg Del likes to fantasize: "Girl On The Billboard"
Doo da doo doo dooA doo da doo doo dooWho is the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highway?Rolling down the highway in my Jimmy hauling freightFrom Chicago to St. Louis, Lord, I see her every dayA double clutching weasel like meCan hardly ever get a girl to look at him that wayLike the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highwayWell, what a girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highwayI bet it wouldn't take her very long to get goneIf someone would pull a dirty trick and take her towel awayI slow my Jimmy down to 20That's how many wrecks I see there every dayCaused by the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highwayA doo da doo doo dooA doo da doo doo dooOh, I love the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highwayI guess I'm getting bolder 'cause I'd rather kiss and hold herThan just keep looking at her every dayAt 4:45, coffee drinking, eating time, Jimmy shimmyWhile I woke up the artist that painted the displayOf the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highwayDoggone that girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highwaySleepy-headed painter said the girl wasn't realAnd I'd better get the-, on my wayOn Route 66 from the billboard to ChicagoYou'll find tiny pieces of my heart scattered every which a-wayShattered by the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highwayA doo doo doo dooA doo doo doo dooA doo da doo doo dooA doo doo doo doo
Who is the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highway?
Rolling down the highway in my Jimmy hauling freightFrom Chicago to St. Louis, Lord, I see her every dayA double clutching weasel like meCan hardly ever get a girl to look at him that way
Like the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highway
Well, what a girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highway
I bet it wouldn't take her very long to get goneIf someone would pull a dirty trick and take her towel awayI slow my Jimmy down to 20That's how many wrecks I see there every day
Caused by the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highway
A doo da doo doo dooA doo da doo doo doo
Oh, I love the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highway
I guess I'm getting bolder 'cause I'd rather kiss and hold herThan just keep looking at her every dayAt 4:45, coffee drinking, eating time, Jimmy shimmyWhile I woke up the artist that painted the display
Of the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highway
Doggone that girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highway
Sleepy-headed painter said the girl wasn't realAnd I'd better get the-, on my wayOn Route 66 from the billboard to ChicagoYou'll find tiny pieces of my heart scattered every which a-way
Shattered by the girl wearing nothing but a smileAnd a towel in the picture on the billboardIn the field near the big old highway
A doo doo doo dooA doo doo doo dooA doo da doo doo dooA doo doo doo doo
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 16:07 (six days ago) link
fantasizin' about doo doo
― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 16:07 (six days ago) link
XP It's like a Country "Pictures of Lily"
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 16:08 (six days ago) link
This thread is making my Tuesday
― Indexed, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 16:10 (six days ago) link
Genius has this listed as by Glenn Tillbrook(!?!?), but I knew it by The Cornell Hurd Band: "The Genitalia of A Fool"
Everybody's got a hobbyEverybody's got a schtickPlease, consider me eccentricDon't think of me as sick.Didn't mean to spoil your partyDidn't mean to be uncoolBut I'm standing here holdingThe genitalia of a fool.'Cause I thought if I exposed myself, you'd fall in love with meBut when I burst in to my chagrin, you had company.I'm afraid I've shown your familyThe wrong kind of family jewels'Cause I'm standing here holdingThe genitalia of a fool.Well, I guess the show is overSo I'll just go on homeI'll pack my prize possessionIt's the nicest thing I own.Didn't mean to scare the childrenOr make your grandma droolBut I'm standing here holdingThe genitalia of a fool.And I pray that you'll forgive me and try to understandBut I'm afraid you'll always picture me with my whole world in my hands.And I'll go through life just wonderingHow fate could be so cruelLeft me standing here holdingThe genitalia of a fool.Now I wish that you were holdingThe genitalia of this fool.
Didn't mean to spoil your partyDidn't mean to be uncoolBut I'm standing here holdingThe genitalia of a fool.
'Cause I thought if I exposed myself, you'd fall in love with meBut when I burst in to my chagrin, you had company.
I'm afraid I've shown your familyThe wrong kind of family jewels'Cause I'm standing here holdingThe genitalia of a fool.
Well, I guess the show is overSo I'll just go on homeI'll pack my prize possessionIt's the nicest thing I own.
Didn't mean to scare the childrenOr make your grandma droolBut I'm standing here holdingThe genitalia of a fool.
And I pray that you'll forgive me and try to understandBut I'm afraid you'll always picture me with my whole world in my hands.
And I'll go through life just wonderingHow fate could be so cruelLeft me standing here holdingThe genitalia of a fool.
Now I wish that you were holdingThe genitalia of this fool.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 18:18 (six days ago) link
I'm guessing this has the tune of "Labelled with Love" so that might be why...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 23:49 (six days ago) link
No, Tilbrook covered it on his first solo albums.
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 05:11 (five days ago) link
> Do not pass go, go directly to the album Country Porn by Chinga Chavin with full DL hosted by WFMU. Titles:I found this LP decades ago in a dollar bin, and was doing some searching a few years ago to figure out how it got made, discovering that Nathan "Chinga" Chavin testified against murderer Robert Durst, who was his long time friend:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst― bendy, Wednesday, October 4, 2023 11:18 AM (seven months ago)
― bendy, Wednesday, October 4, 2023 11:18 AM (seven months ago)
Chavin featured prominently in season 2 of The Jinx. Won't be adding this one to the collection.
― bulb after bulb, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:37 (five days ago) link