Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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dean? likes the cleveland steamer.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Not me! Lindsey!

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I read this in Spin, is all that I'm saying.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Kim Catrall in training.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

what does that Vines dork have to do with Lindsay Lohan?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

lindsay likes kabbalah.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

cabbalah on torah

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

my apologies to the Jewish people, obv.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

what a wonderful thread.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

my apologies to the Jewish/Puerto Rican person, obv.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

you haven't offended my PR side yet

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

challah on tostones

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

coconut on tembleque

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

LL is extremely nice to look at.

Je4nne Ć’ury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

am I getting close?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Didn't Rolling Stone used to be a music magazine?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Hayley Mills is lucky her career came and went before the internet and Britney Spears

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

So is Annette Funicello

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

RS has a pretty cool office setup tho

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't you mean, "I'd like to brag that I've been to the offices of Rolling Stone"?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I met Rob Sheffield once, but I'm not sure if that's anything to brag about (tho he seems nice).

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Kirsten Dunst's bed is extremely comfortable.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Bill gates can be very generous if you catch him at the right time of day.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I quit RS when I found out the "Christmas bonus" involved Wenner "bottoming out" or some such thing.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I love that RS was formerly the flagship mag of STRAIGHT ARROW Publishing until somebody revealed their shift in lifestyle.....prompting a hasty name change to Wenner Media.

I accosted Rob Sheffield at the Devo show on Friday. And made a drunken ass of myself. As usual.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Swizz Beatz is doing my album.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Adaml, try and impress us.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Rob Sheffield's review of Kurt Cobain's journals was unintentionally hilarious.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex, if you've seen Perfect you shouldn't be bitching about Rolling Stone NOW not being about music.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Jann wuz robbed at the Oscars

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I sent David Thomson some of my writing. It made him cry.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Obama asked if he could please touch my face.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Any magazine that employs Peter Travers loses points straight off the bat.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

s off the b

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah I actually don't mind LL. i dont mind paris hilton tho either!

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't actually seen anything with Lindsay Lohan in it, so I'm kind of annoyed she's getting all famous and stuff. I like to know whether or not I consent.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

the funny thing is that if paris hilton were Jewish, she'd basically be the kind of girl my parents would have tried to set me up with.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I wholly approve of Paris Hilton, though.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

what matters is that according to the headline SHE would consent, rowr!

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't understand this 'legal' thing. Are you really not allowed to have sex until you're 18 in the States?

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

NO

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Kyle is only 16.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

paris is all right, its that richie fool who can take a hike.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I met Lohan about 15 months ago. I hadn't seen her since, like, a few movies ago.

She walks into the room in a wife beater and a miniskirt and sits down next to me for the interview.

Her chest was gonzo. And she's has tons of freckles.

That's pretty much all I remember.

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I just assumed the age of consent was 16, like it is in the UK. Gosh.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cs.duke.edu/~anderson/travesty/gonzo.jpg
Lindsay Lohan's chest

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Hooray for boobs and freckles!

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link


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