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I'm here and now

Last night was the only day I let myself go this past month. I did nothing I regret. However I am still regretful this morning if only because I spent $20

I was offered money to snap a girl's thong (she was showing way too much crack). Thankfully I would never do that

I must say that my friends put a little too much effort trying to get zings in on me last night (2/3 of them were drinking).

IMO doing an Andy Bernard impression (The Office) and singing the "pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girls" part of Beasts of Burden isn't zingworthy. And especially not pointing out that I'm a constant drinker (obviously untrue) or that I'm swearing (big fucking whoop) or that joke I said wasn't funny enough for insecure non-drinker friend or that interesting thing from mythbusters was somehow an opportuinty to try to zing me for telling it... I think I just have a lot of insecure friends.

funny how the girl in our group can get away with saying some absolutely boring stories (and I just smile and nod) meanwhile I got a target on my back just because insecure dude's try to zing the lady's man (Leon - that's my nickname when I go drinking LOL I like that nickname)

-played a steam punk board game with my friend. I lost but that's how it goes when you play a new board game for the first time
-went out to eat at subway. Enjoyed the tunes on the radio
-bought a 6-pack of PBR tallboys. Watched Macgruber with my friend
-he thought it was dumb (he didn't drink). I thought it was hilarious. Thank you ILX for the recommendation
-friend left. Just chillin' by meself watching Project Runway. Waiting to get a bit more sober so I can drive and buy some smokes of some sort. I barely ever drink or smoke these days
-beach boys poll rocked you guys

Be true to your school even if you don't give a shit about it

hey lorax!

Wacka wacka wacka let's have a night out in the town

partytown usa!

i have steadfastly avoided smokes tonight, but not beers. or snus. god help me.

While it may seem to you two that AAD occupies the same metaphysical space on ilx as an unoccupied chat room, it is far from unoccupied. As a matter of fact,when you came barging in yakking away I was dozing peacefully in the bathtub, where I was taking a short rest from whomping up a batch of bathtub gin.

Fine use of the verb whomping, there, Aimless. Carry on.

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekjkxU9l01qa7bh4o1_500.jpg

That man has recently immersed his head and left hand in a bucket of ink. And he has a pointy growth under his nose. What kind of a freak are we entertaining here?