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http://image03.webshots.com/3/6/84/52/18568452rIogEVteDs_ph.jpg

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 04:57 (sixteen years ago) link

another shark ... versus a navy SEAL:

http://vernettiarts.com/files/images/heli_shark_attack.jpg

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I need shark v polar bear. Anyone help me out?

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:01 (sixteen years ago) link

and the snopes debunking of the shark v. navy SEAL photo.

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:02 (sixteen years ago) link

http://vicissitude.net/Images/Cat-KittenRideShark.jpg

John Justen, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:02 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah love it when eisbar posts 3 year-old fake internet photos.

hstencil, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

lol
http://www.validorbit.com/images/shops/amitreal.gif

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I need shark v polar bear. Anyone help me out?

;__;

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost oh we all love it yeah

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:04 (sixteen years ago) link

it's funny! he can help it, being so far behind. he "doesn't do williamsburg."

hstencil, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link

rrobyn wins

HI DERE, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link

so sorry i can't be an underemployed williamsburger with enough time to keep on top of important things like internet hoaxes ...

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link

from three years ago!

hstencil, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:07 (sixteen years ago) link

i guess i should just move to greenpoint, get drunk and harrass women when i'm not bashing jews since that's what hpencil thinks that that's what all us polacks are good for.

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link

it's a good picture though even though it's a hoax (i can tell from the hoaxational pixels)
xpost

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link

eisbar, u so mad

hstencil, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Let Bigos be the field of peace.

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link

he's like a shark who smells blood.

hstencil, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:10 (sixteen years ago) link

SHARKWEEKTHREADJUMPSTHESHARKRECURSIVELOOP.JPG

John Justen, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:10 (sixteen years ago) link

a lawyer shark!

hstencil, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:10 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.iciclesoftware.com/LawJokes/shark.gif

hstencil, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

more like paczki stuffed with too much jelly -- THAT shit looks more like blood.

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jkn0025l.jpg

hstencil, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:13 (sixteen years ago) link

okay this made me laugh ridiculously

http://www.bearskinrug.co.uk/_articles/2006/02/21/shark/hero.jpg

hstencil, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link

BTW on "Bite Force 2" last week (which I was able to see only cause we were on vacation), it was shown that the humble Nurse Shark generates a bite force almost equal to the Great White. (Great White = 600something lbs, Nurse = 500something.) This is cuz the GW relies on the slicing action of its teeth to dice up its prey, whereas the Nurse is crushing shellfish with its platelike jaw.

Also, pound-for-pound, Tasmanian Devil did not do too badly either.

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://sharkspage.com/jpgs3/sharks_flyers60.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

aww he look kewt!

xpost

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d150/suicidetekky/shark.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:19 (sixteen years ago) link

this is courtesy of Curt1s on the noize funny thread, wait until the end for the relevant bits:

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?ei=UTF-8&gid=137966&vid=702227&b=0

latebloomer, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link

shark bite foot

http://www.surfersvillage.com/gal/pictures/Shark-foot_Gal.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link

HARN Museum in Gainesville has a 1/1 mockup of the jaws of the prehistoric sharks that lived in the (wider, deeper) prehistoric Florida rivers. Srsly it's as big as the one behind that hockey guy.

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link

oh ffs

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link

ghostface on shark n***as (biterz):

Niggaz is fuckin crazy... knowhati'msayin?
Hell yeah man
Word... you know how niggaz be bitin and shit
Niggaz be bitin mad styles n shit from niggaz man
Yeah, no doubt
That's what i be hatin man, i can't stand a fuckin bitin ass nigga
Wanna use your lines all ahead of time
Word
Before you even get a chance, to shine on your own shit
True, nah niggaz be killing me though son because
Yaknow, they be take be comin with your words and shit
They hear you say one word then here they come with the word
Tryin to flip it and bounce it on some bullshit
Yeah, yeah
Not sounding like first of all and shit
Yeah
Yaknowhati'msayin? boom, but then you got niggaz son on the real
Yaknowhati'msayin? niggaz niggaz niggaz niggaz is bitin off your
Album cover and shit
Yeah!
Whoa bad enough they biting lines like niggaz killed me
Yeah
When they came with some nas, niggaz bit offa nas shit!
Knowhati'msayin?
*chuckling*
Word niggaz niggaz niggaz niggaz caught his little album cover move
And then they got wise to that shit
Yeah
I'm like damn what the fuck man?
It's like these happy-go-lucky niggaz man when they get on man
They wanna pop a little, a little champagne
Word like i said
Youknowhati'msayin? every few, every time you see em
Youknowhati'msayin? like, front on don't fuck with me
Yeah man
You gonna play that role play it though
Yo man, it's like this man, niggaz man
Niggaz know not to fuck around with this shit
I don't give a fuck how nasty they are
Nah son, let me tell these niggaz somethin god
I don't want niggaz soundin like me... on no album!
Youknowhati'msayin? for real cause i'ma approach a nigga man
For real man, i don't want nobody sounding like me man, for real son
No doubt
Bad enough nigga, i don't want nobody sound like nobody from my clan
Man keep it real, get your own shit man, and be original
Word up
That's all man
And you'll be a better man
And you gonna come out on your own
Word up
Whatever how you gonna take it man, fuck it
Word up

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link

THAT'S A WHALE SHARK NO FAIR!!!

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Jesus how is it 1:30? I'm goin to bed.

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:27 (sixteen years ago) link

exactly. shark ya later.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:28 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah me too

http://theroguejournal.com/stories/humans-dinner/man_food.jpg

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:28 (sixteen years ago) link

scott - that thing is hilarious!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link

GAH

John Justen, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link

the signing shark, that is. not that ^

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link

just home from the tattoo parlor, where I got a sweet shot of a bikini girl straddling a hammerhead shark inked on my left bicep -- you're all welcome to see it at the HStencil/Universe Peace Talks

nabisco, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link


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