BETTER CHEDDARS FUCKIN UP THE CHEESE CRACKER GAME

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Cheez-It Happy first day of spring! Sure it rains a lot in the spring, but CHEEZ-IT® crackers are perfect for rainy days!

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Cheez-It Kiss me, I’m made with real cheese! Umm…Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

this one is mad existential

Cheez-It If you could share your CHEEZ-IT® crackers with anyone, who would it be?

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Cheez-It wishes someone would crack open this box. It's dark in here!

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago) link

fuckin bus terminal price inflation KILLIN me on the cheez its.

ian, Monday, 22 March 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

on the way to bbqfap i stopped at a gas station and got some cheddar chex mix

"they're no better cheddars," i said to whiney, "but they'll have to do"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, March 20, 2010 10:43 PM Bookmark

"(the rev has infected my inner thoughts)"

grady "cougar" mellencamp (The Reverend), Monday, 22 March 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i love that jordan is facebook friends with cheez-its

billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

man...

The Reverend, Monday, 5 April 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

the cheese cracker game got fucked up

The Reverend, Monday, 5 April 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

btw i went downstairs in my underpants to steal some of my roommate's ritzq

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sneaked down them fuckers

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the stairs, not the underpants

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ritz are not cheese crackers now gtfo

― tehresa, Friday, July 17, 2009 11:39 PM Bookmark

The Reverend, Monday, 5 April 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I'M GOING IN

snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

ON A BAG OF WHITE CHEDDAR CHEEZITS

snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

ewwwwwwww

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 06:04 (fourteen years ago) link

The white cheddar ones, while they smell like vomit, are really good. I don't understand it myself.

― lol (roxymuzak), Monday, February 23, 2009 12:53 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dig the white cheddars but i feel mad decadent licking the fake white cheddar flavored powder off my fingertips

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, February 23, 2009 12:54 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^this is a fr$ exchange

snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

fuckin up the cheese cracker game atvm tbh

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck y'all imho

http://i25.tinypic.com/solutf.jpg

― trill ent. dudes get wiped down, totally (The Reverend), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 10:45 PM Suggest Ban Permalink
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mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Cheez-its are the only thing in the snack machine at work that I will eat. Otherwise you can get Lay's Cheddar and Sour Cream with like 5 whole chips per bag for 90¢.

third-strongest mole (corey), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

baked lays are dope imo

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

right now the three chips i buy at the store are

- cheez its (obv)
- lays plain yellow bag chips (favorite shit)
- lays kettle cooked jalapeno (this gets murdered within 10 hours of leaving the shelf)

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

did anyone itt talk shit on cheez its? cuz i will delete those posts, and i will do it now

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

kettle chips :o~~~

third-strongest mole (corey), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think anyone did. just cheese nips iirc. xp

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

wait a minute

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

someone did

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

yea kettle chips are BOMB. ima GO IN on sum salt & vinegar in a min

johnny crunch, Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I'M GOING IN

― snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Monday, May 3, 2010 11:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ON A BAG OF WHITE CHEDDAR CHEEZITS

― snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Monday, May 3, 2010 11:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ewwwwwwww

― J0rdan S., Monday, May 3, 2010 11:04 PM Bookmark

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

you should delete all posts by this "J0rdan S." character

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

oh white cheddar cheez its actually are gross

so are 'tabasco' cheez its or w/e the fuck -- use your own hot sauce ffs, get that powder shit out

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

They don't taste like hot sauce though. They taste like DELICIOUS.

third-strongest mole (corey), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it's really a texture thing for me -- i already know the cheez its are not things that humans should be eating, but the POWDER SHIT really hammers it home for me in a way that is too much

also i think the kettle cooked jalapeno chips are better spicy chips

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

- lays kettle cooked jalapeno (this gets murdered within 10 hours of leaving the shelf)

j0rdan i for 1 think u have impeccable taste in chips, i also love plain lays fwiw

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

sarge u need to stop with this "actually" shit

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

what was wrong with that use of "actually"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

thank u rox, next time i see you i'll bring some chips

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

it is annoying when people object to ALL use of the word "actually" because some uses are objectionable

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

fuckin up the cheese cracker game atvm tbh

― mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 7:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^it's happening again

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Saturday, 3 November 2012 06:36 (eleven years ago) link

cheese nipples

dojo nixon (am0n), Monday, 5 November 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

I kinda can't believe better cheddars still exist

if i could somehow communicate with the historical snackers of 2010 i would tell them plain lays are like eating salty paper

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 November 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

Yesterday, my sister brought me this big grocery bag full of snacks.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

eating cheez-its but wishing they were better cheddars

ttyih boi (crüt), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

been in that dark place too many times

The Reverend, Friday, 14 June 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

CHEEZ-ITS SMELL LIKE SHIT
PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS ALL ON MY DICK
BUGLES CAN'T TOUCH MY SPIT
PUT THAT ON THE RITZ
NABISCO CHEEZ NIPS
Cheetos Flamin' Hot Brand Flavor Filling on Cheese Flavored Crackers
Kellogg: FDA Confirms Salmonella In Crackers
Real organic mild cheddar cheese crackers. USDA organic. .... These are a nice alternative to huge brand crackers, however they taste like pure salt

― Alsem (usic), Sunday, February 22, 2009 11:25 PM Bookmark

we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Friday, 16 August 2013 07:31 (ten years ago) link

how about these buffalo wheat thins tho

also bugles, what a simple and wonderful snack

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

sorry 4 getting OT

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link

haven't had buffalo wheat thins but they sound chump

otm about bugles tho

s. cloverlandthug (The Reverend), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link

did anyone itt talk shit on cheez its? cuz i will delete those posts, and i will do it now

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 29, 2010 10:28 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link

so fucking rich of him that he TALKED SHIT ON CHEEZ ITS AFTER POSTING THAT

s. cloverlandthug (The Reverend), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 09:36 (ten years ago) link

I look at the buffalo wheat thins when I pass em and I give em a good hard look like maybe they're gonna get that promotion but no buffalo wheat thins not this week keep workin pal maybe someday

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link


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