pooping right before showering

Nothing could ruin barbecue sauce for me; I don't think even calling it "santorum" could.

"Santorum Sauce - looks just the same when it comes out the other end!"

ugh, u savages

"shit, wipe, shower, shave"

^^^^^ completely OTM, anyone who says differently is not sitting on my furniture

what if I wear a trucker hat?

not sitting on my furniture

Missing an "h" there...

"neat man is that a color changing couch?"

"well....no....."

Should never have taken the polythene wrapping off the G Plan...

well HI DERE your friends can't be blamed if you didn't act proactive and buy a brown couch

How now, brown co(uch)

"hey cool your white couch has a Friesian pattern!"

that's like taking the couch peeing episode of Seinfeld to new scatological levels

i find scary amounts of hair from my roommate when I step in the shower each morning. i'm really scared to even consider from what part of the body it came from....

You're saying your roommate has the taint hair of a wookie?

No, but you just put the image in my head. It's going to take years of therapy and paint huffing to make that one fade.

it's dead here in poopland

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Who are our 5 disgusting savages?

REVEAL YOURSELVES

on the contrary, I'm surprised it was only 5....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlfyEhmoDrg/SkEZ--GQIhI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/xsdAqLdk31k/s320/bbq+sauce.jpg

http://gustavus.edu/groups/unitedway/images/Slow_Cookers_BBQ_Pulled_Pork.ashx.jpg

http://www.zazzle.com/custom_urban_dictionary_stein_mug-168217834155890357

godfucking dammit it was supposed to have the throw a barbecue definition on it...

btw I want a frothy walrus mug too

Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?"

still feel like this needs more discussion tbh

Not in this context.

lol for real wtf Curt1s

votes of disgusting savagery proof once again that fluffy bear still lurks here imo

lurks inside us all

Deep in the bowels of our souls?

Classic thread

I've revised my stance

i just read it and my stomach hurts from laughing

need to poop and shower

xxp well they do say that squatting rather than sitting makes pooping easier...

An ilxor.com search for "bad briquette" shows that it was never used again after this thread, which I think is a shame.

A google search for "bad briquette" turns up a bunch of early 20th century geology research.

Bad briquette. 20% less water than theory for complete hydration. Theoretical amount of water. Bad briquette. 20% excess. 40* excess. Sticky, lumpy, mass.

Briquette jonesing diary

this is the only thread on ilx that has actually ever made me lol, and i lol'd hard, which is the best form of lolling

"recently utilized anus" is definitely a phrase I had forgotten, which made encountering it again all the more delightful

The best bit of this thread is an expired link in one of Dan's posts, whose image couldn't be any more appropriate or perfectly timed

also bad briquette and 'let he who is without scat'

https://i.imgur.com/xEpBUWx.png

Clap your hands and stomp your feet WAIT NO

this all depends on the consistency of the poop itself surely

like if you’ve got a nice, well-formed type 3 on the Bristol stool chart loaded and ready to go then hell yeah you get out of the shower and onto the pot

on the other hand if you’re anticipating a type 7 rusty-water-firehose situation then maybe the convenience of just letting go right there in the hot water is acceptable

there are no right or wrong answers here imo

thread delivers

Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname

a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread

I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened