Hello to all, we are planning on tailgating sunday mornign before the girls 1:30 basketball game. To do it right we must all chip in some "dough" hehe, for what we wanna bring.So we are assuming that we will have about 20 guys coming, who rabbi kroll agreed to smuggle in without charge, and there will be no girls allowed.What we need to buy is the following:
1. MEAT 2. Drinks 3. Ice 4. Charcol for the grill 5. lighter fluid 6. Footballs 7. chairs
If you have a circular grill that is for charcoal that you think is big enough email me back or text jeremy rosh. If you have Chairs like those that you bring to camp please bring those. If you have a cooler for drinks please bring that. Jeff is bringing drinks so thats coveresMe and Michael kahn will be buying the meat and everyone will pay it back, but we'll figure that out later. We also need buns and stuff.Some one needs to buy charcoal and lighter fluid for the grill that can be bought at a gas station. please email me back or contact jeremy for further info or confirmation or whatever it is at xxx xxxx RoadCedarhurst, NY 11516 we would like to leave new rochelle or whereever you are 11 so we could be all set up by 12I have google mapped it and the parking lot is quite large so its gonna be a good time Please respond reuvi and jeremy
― deem & smash (bnw), Friday, 19 March 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Not so much an email but at work once we had an absolute bitch of an employee who we later fired for her attitude and poor performance. She was walking around raving that she worked twice as hard as everyone else in the building, and I was so sick of it, I went to send an instant message to a friend to whine "So and So said she works twice as hard as everyone in the building".
But I sent it to the bitch herself. Panicked, knowing this is going to cause a war we don't need on the floor, I send a few follow-up messages to try to spin it in a positive light, but it's failing. I poke my head around the corner and see that the moron hasn't even opened the message as it is still blinking in the toolbar at the bottom.
Then, she gets called away to a monthly meeting with her manager, and does not follow procedure and lock her computer when she's away from it. I nonchalantly walk over to it and close the message and walk by to my desk. Disaster averted!
― Cattle Grind, Saturday, 20 March 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Subject: World’s knowledge proved wrong over some basics of Astronomy and Light/Rays. Dear Sir/Madam, Enclosed/attached herewith two pages leaflet-information ‘Missile Hit Information’ over the basics of Astronomy and properties of Light/Rays to prove existing World’s knowledge wrong and false by the answer of the query ‘Why do the planets Mercury and Venus spin very slowly? World has been challenged from July 2007 of the wrong information/knowledge with it over the said subjects but the past mode to challenge the concerned had first preference to convince the concerned with the discovered facts than to prove World’s knowledge wrong. Now the Challenger has reversed the challenge mode; he has given the prime preference to prove the World’s knowledge, (thus the concerned’s knowledge) wrong over the said subjects. This leaflet information ‘MISSILE HIT INFORMATION’ is sufficient to puncture the brains of the concerned to flush-out thus to make their brain empty from the stored wrong and false knowledge that the planets spin by the conservation of angular momentum leading to prove wrong most other speculations over the said subjects. Please reply/comment/suggest to come at the conclusion that what is the correct? Thanking you
Ram3sh Varma# ..., Sector-8,Panchkula (Haryana)INDIA
― caek, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Hello ....
Let's schedule to meet on Thurs, April 15 at 11:00 AM. Figure 1 to 1.5 hrs.
I was thinking about your occupational goal and mention of the truck. It might be wise to think about "plan B" and start to work on a self-employment business plan as a way to get there. Then we can consider a plan requesting or not requesting a SBA type loan. Anyway, consider checking the following: www.vetbiz.gov for more details . Note mention of the new Patriot loan through SBA.
Also check out the 20 page pdf on the Business Plan on the site.
So let me know if the above date works for you.
My best in the meantime,
...MS, CRC, LMHC Vocational Rehabilitation Counselor Vocational Rehabilitation & Employment Division U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs ...
― caek, Thursday, 8 April 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Yom Ha'atzmaut
Save the date, this tuesday April 20th, after school at the fellows, should be about 5 dollars each,further details will come soon
lets do this
reuvi
guess I should give my fellow Heebs the bad news
― bnw, Friday, 16 April 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link
why?why?why i feel this?i didnt forgot you!your always in my mind all face i see is YOU?why!this is a bulshit feelling that i not feel before!WHY????
― I DIED, Friday, 16 April 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link
(It dawned upon me that some kids in Drama weren’t involved in CATS, and thus did not get this letter) ALSO…If anyone sees Nick, his email bounced back, as did: Semprevivo and Paige Alden, so please let them know about this deadline!Thanks all. Last Call… I need a completed form from everyone who is coming to the banquet by tomorrow. We need a minimum of 35. We have 17. If I do not have 35 by tomorrow the banquet is cancelled. We will still have Thespian Induction. Those invitations are going out today. Remember…parents are invited to the Induction but the banquet is just for us kids…and a few parent helpers, (the usual kitchen assistants!) I have also attached the complete list of who has registered and paid for what. (The red is owing, the blue is amount “overpaid) PLEASE NO MORE SALADS!!! W
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
PLEASE NO MORE SALADS!!!
― caek, Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link
After all, you don't win friends with em.
― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Monday, 3 May 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi Jodee, I'll look for you Wednesday, introduce you to everyone and get yousituated. I'm easy to recognize. I'm the tallest lady with a pony tail,freckles, my lucky golf club earrings - which I would like to be lucky, butreally aren't, and a substantial nose :-).
See you then, Kate
― caek, Monday, 3 May 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link
brb gotta induct some thespians
― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 May 2010 06:49 (thirteen years ago) link
bonjour à tous ! hier, nous avons terminé la leçon 2, et nouavons commencé la leçon 3 (p122 + 1, 2, 3, 4 et 5 p 123) Devoirs dans le cahier d'activités :- 6 p 84 + 1 et 2 p 85+ l'exercice 10 p 81 sur une feuille (donnez-le moi mercredi si j'oublie encore de vous le demander). Bonne journée et à demain, C. ps : le pdf est de nouveau en pièce-jointe pour ceux qui ne l'ont toujours pas...
― woof, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Grandmas
I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that. Why? my Grandson asked.
"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been. It's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and said to him, "All Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh....I get it! he beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".
Exactly, I replied with a big smile on my face.
When you're finished laughing, send this to another Grandma!!
― Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Thought I would send a quick note out:
If you're near the Apple Store on 59th & 5th today--right out front acosmetics company for men called AT HIS BEST is giving away the newest HYDRO5 razor from Schick and some shampoos as well.
I forget the name of the women's company--but they're giving away the newestwomen's shaver and facial crème.
Really good stuff. I got a whole bag when I walked by earlier.
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 21 May 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
How are you doing?All is well with me I just passed a kidney stone x2 weeks ago. My A1C is 5.9. I lost another 15lbs. Have a happy 4th July. Karen
― caek, Thursday, 1 July 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
heyi no dat u generally help ppl out on problems relatin to d use of drugs, alcohol, etc..... my case is different.....u can say dat i ve a relationship prob.........if u may keep dis confidential nd if u think u can help me, I may proceed........tcAishwarya
― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
go on...
― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 July 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
On June 28th (while I was away back East selling rum) Jim Bendis of Bendistillery copied me on your inquiry about creating a rum brand.My family has been in the rum business for over 70 years.At present, I have my own brand of aged rum, The Old Mill Gold Rum which, by the way, is available in Colorado Springs & Denver.Before you start out from scratch on your own, it might be wise that we talk a little about what I've done over the last 15 years to build my brand and what might be gained if you took over my brand rather than try to create your own.I'm into the mission by big bucks and can only suggest that you too, to be successful, would have to invest a lot of money in creating a new brand.Lets talk.Tomorrow, I have to go to Oaklahoma & Georgia (on rum business) so am giving you my cell phone number so that you can call me, 503-250-****.Regards, Malarkey Wall, The Old Mill Brand Wines & Spirits, Inc.
― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
malarkey wall is a cool name
― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Monday, 5 July 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
thank yuo harbl ˘¿˘v
― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link
For all of you who have ordered disks and T-Shirts.
I have had no help so far this summer, so it is a long process of mastering, then copying, then labeling, then doing the cover master, labeling, putting the covers in the folder, running the disks, labeling the disks, copying the disks, then inserting them into folders, I have had HS Grad, ES Promotion, ES Lip Sync, HS Mr. Man, Variety Show, Chorus Spring, Chorus Holiday, Band, Shakespeare, Pops…etc., I just last week received word that the T-shirts were done, I do not know why it took so long unless he doesn’t have any help either, so as soon as I get a check from Central Fund and deliver it to T-Shirt guy I will have them available, and the music room had to be emptied-new rugs, and the studio is a mess because everything from the chorus room was placed in the studio and/or the hallway, so nothing has been put back since graduation and we have six new computers which have to be setup loaded and whatnot, which are waiting for the studio to be cleaned out/up and ready, as well as trying to maintain Channel 77, and play some videos for the world to see and that has been difficult due to lack of help there too…oh, they also painted the theatre, which meant that everything there had to be moved…yep…to the studio and music room which of course all came to the studio when they did the rugs, and we haven’t even mentioned all of the choral music which was supposed to have been filed last fall when I was out and wasn’t, which now has to be filed along with all of the other music, and of course the music from this past year which hasn’t even been removed from folders yet, so there is a lot yet to be done.
So…
Relax. There is a time for everything. The time for you to receive disks, T-shirts, etc. is coming soon.
A bit more patience.
All will be fine.
― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Thursday, 22 July 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know that this is actually misdirected (Well, the original marketing email definitely was - probably because they are idiots who do not understand data protection so I'm not surprised the mistake was made) but it remains very, very funny.
Please stop emailing me your clinic was repulsive and your nurse offensive and rough id rather get surgery done at a vetenary clinicif you continue to email me i will post even more comments on intenet forums regarding how poor and dirty your clinic wasthanks
if you continue to email me i will post even more comments on intenet forums regarding how poor and dirty your clinic was
thanks
Would it be really really bad to sign up her email address to a bunch of "vetenary" clinics? Yes it would. But oh so tempting.
(It's bad that I can no longer tell if I have more contempt for my employers or their customers)
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Monday, 23 August 2010 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link
I got copied on this whole exchange from a bunch of dudes I don't know at all:
I was thinking a dudes night out would be an awesome way to start my last two weeks here in NYC. If there are takers, I'm thinking burgers near union sq (Paul's on 2nd and St.Marks) on Saturday night.Feel free to invite anyone...as long they are dudes of course since we want this to be an authentic meat fest.Lots of love,------------------ In - fathers lock up your daughters------------------Sweet idea; can't do it unfortunately - away for a golf weekend with the dad.------------------Ditto on the sweetness of the idea. Unfortunately, I agreed to attend a "'90s Party." Believe me, I'd GLADLY skip, but the invite was sent about two months ago, probably because the host knew how stupid the idea was...------------------I'm also going to said 90s party, and my friend from Texas is in town who I have to show around. I'll head downtown after the party though and will see what you guys are up to. ------------------
If there are takers, I'm thinking burgers near union sq (Paul's on 2nd and St.Marks) on Saturday night.
Feel free to invite anyone...as long they are dudes of course since we want this to be an authentic meat fest.
Lots of love,
------------------ In - fathers lock up your daughters
------------------
Sweet idea; can't do it unfortunately - away for a golf weekend with the dad.
Ditto on the sweetness of the idea. Unfortunately, I agreed to attend a "'90s Party." Believe me, I'd GLADLY skip, but the invite was sent about two months ago, probably because the host knew how stupid the idea was...
I'm also going to said 90s party, and my friend from Texas is in town who I have to show around. I'll head downtown after the party though and will see what you guys are up to.
― meat by mistake (kkvgz), Monday, 23 August 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Holy shit. I should have known that snaring the gmail name I did was bound to eventually run into lols.
A lady (I guess?) has signed up to match.com but she's used my email address instead of hers.
The stupid match.com email confirmation sends the password she picked in plain text, and her matchcom username - which is a bit diff to mine.
On a whim I typed that username and password into gmail.
I can now access this lady's match.com profile and her fucking gmail inbox.
Should I do the right thing and tell her?
― Connect Four Tet (Trayce), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean her inbox is like 6756545354345billion Farmville updates from facebook, and nothing else, but still.
Why are ppl stupid enough to use the same damn password on all their logins?
― Connect Four Tet (Trayce), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link
OK now I'm getting emails from a jewish women's mailing list.
What the heck.
Also someone's signed up my ILX email address to a Palin/Beck campaign. THANKS, SMART ARSES. I only use this address on ilx so one of you... grrr.
― Passive Attack (Trayce), Monday, 20 September 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Hello parentals, I know I sent you a message on face book this morning, but just letting you know that I can now do it through the home stay as well, as they have internet and mail so were sweet…I can`t really tell you a whole heap of a lot that I have done, but I am absolutely buggered already, I got mum`s message, their tv shows are absolutely adorable and I’ve got my own room, tell Rhetta if you can for me that I bought some speakers and I’m not sure if they`re anything like what she was talking about but I don’t really care either way cos I`ll just keep em then… pretty much settled and fine…Also it may have slipped my mind before I left, but no one sleeps in my bed when im away, and I mean it you cruel beasts, no friends and none of that nap crap that rhetta pulls.Pretty sure I wont even need my so called Japanese speaking skills cos they`re astonishingly fluent, but modest as always…If it means anything to anyone, I may be going somewhere called asakusa tomoz and hopefully bugger myself out even more so…The little bro is adorable… and im pretty much running out of things to say so ill leave it…I`m hoping this sends to both of you and rhetta, cos i wanna test and see if I got the emails right, as im doing this from memory..Anywho, pip pip papa bear, mother goose, and princessJ Xxxp.s these keyboards are weird.. ahah love you guys
― caek, Saturday, 25 September 2010 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
i just got an epic one
― HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA (deej), Saturday, 25 September 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
it starts with,
k3r4,i am very appeciateive forthe things you said in your email, but ithink that you are being very unfair and are basically saying thatthis thing fell apart because of me.
post to girl problems?
― caek, Sunday, 26 September 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Invitation to the launch of The Children's Society and Alcohol Concern’s Swept Under the Carpet: Children Affected by Parental Alcohol Misuse Report
We would be delighted if you could join us during Alcohol Awareness Week for an afternoon reception to launch our joint policy report, "Swept under the carpet: children affected by parental alcohol misuse". The event is kindly being hosted by Baroness Hayter, Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group on Alcohol Misuse, and will take place on Monday 18 October in the House of Lords’ Attlee Room between 3.30pm and 5.00pm.
― caek, Monday, 4 October 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link
o_O
Taco----Sorry I haven't been emailing you muchHow was he Justin bieber concert?????How r u????Plz email me back
Lucy M from camp
― mizzell, Monday, 4 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Baroness Hayter
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 4 October 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Best goth club doorbitch name ever.
HI EVERYONE, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT EFFECTIVE OCT. 15, 2010 MY NEW RESIDENCE WILL BE IN NAPLES FL. MY MOM NEEDS MY HELP NOW AND I'LL BE GOING THERE TO BE WITH HER. I'L STILL BE WORKING FOR KMART. THEY HAVE HELPED ME TRANSFER. MY NEW STORE IS IN FORT MYERS FL. A BIT OF A DRIVE BUT A PLACE TO START. YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO REACH ME VIA THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS.MY NEW ADDRESS WILL BE; ... TAKE CARE EVERYONE, MORGAN
― caek, Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi, I hope you are doing well. I wanted to follow up and see if you are still interested in becoming a massage therapist and if there is any information that I can help you with. Please let me know. I look forward to speaking with you soon! Linda
― jabba hands, Thursday, 28 October 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
got a golf reservation at torrey pines, san diego (golf is 250$ per player?!), told them it wasn't me and i was in germany...
Thanks for the courtesy reply, we have corrected his email address. Ironically, he is from Berlin CT! Thanks again and please give us a call for golf when you do visit San Diego one day!
― caek, Friday, 5 November 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link
What happens in partnership with Taurus?
Best regardsHans
― (+) (+ +), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Subject: Gravity (updated) Dear [caek's government name], I sent you this message about two years ago. Please be kind to review the updated description of my theory and let me know what you think of it. Max Planck said: "Truth never prevails, but her adversaries always perish in the end." That's sad. www.gravityspheres.com Thank you. Igor Pavlov
― caek, Friday, 3 December 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link
are you sure that's misdirected? you are a physicist rite
― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link
lol good point =)
― Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Friday, 3 December 2010 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link
A gentleman from the University of California has discovered my books on the Amazon.com. He calls my conduct controversial and "non-scientific", whatever that means.
― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 10:25 (thirteen years ago) link
nah, it's not misdirected, but i get some good crazy person emails. Misdirected emails is my favourite.
― caek, Friday, 3 December 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
[xxxxxx], How to make Cup Cakes? Thanks,Michael Michael YockneyProgramme Coordinator WQA AsureQuality Limited
― r|t|c, Friday, 3 December 2010 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link
you can tell me it's spam, but i just won't listen.
― r|t|c, Friday, 3 December 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Brethren, Just a reminder about about Sunday. We have PEC @ 10:30 AM Please let me know of any agenda items that you would like to have on the agenda by Saturday @ 3PM. Please let me know if you have any questions.
Brother Mark
― caek, Friday, 7 January 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link
The sweet lady Caroline is shoveling my car out now! I am prepared to duel you for her affections.
BTW heard you were in a wreck glad that you are ok, I hope all involved parties are all right.
RVT
― portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 13 January 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
the guy who sends me all those misdirected theater emails just sent one with subject: CoffeeHouse-DogBarf Cafe
― positive reflection is the key (harbl), Friday, 14 January 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
got an e-mail today confirming my purchase of ski reservations.wrote to the info address and said i had purchased no such tickets, received this response:
Hi Ian,
Carl Sagan has just bought these ski lessons with us. He told me his email address was actually drcarlsa✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧.
For some reason that has come to you even though I didn't put any full stops in the email address. I'm sorry for the confusion.
Kind regards,Nicki
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 31 January 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link