pooping right before showering

Diogenes fits this debate better:

The most shocking feature of his philosophy is his rejection of normal ideas about human decency. Exhibitionist and philosopher, Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, masturbated in public and pointed at people with his middle finger.

He may have also pooped and then taken a shower without wiping.

what about pooping before going in the pool?

well, only after you wait 30 minutes of course

I mean I suppose if you pull down your trunks and sit near the air jet it kinda works like a public bidet?

i shit in the shower, you know there's a drain in there so it's fundamentally a toilet?

wtf, not all shower drains are just empty holes which the waste goes down, some are swiss cheese like so the poop would get all caked up in it and stay there

I feel a disturbance in the shower.

it was a joke. i was just taking the peeing in the shower brigade's argument to its natural conclusion.

lol I figured that. how about cumming in the shower?

So now this thread has given the world this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue

And this:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/bbq-trucker-hat.jpg

Nice work, you horrible horrible people, you.

we are the dreamers of dreams

and the poopers of poops...

ILX - the message board that keeps on giving (you horrible mental images you'll never be able to put out of your mind)

anytime I dig into ribs at a cookout or see "barbecue" flavored chips, HI DERE's brutal spin on my wordplay will forever make me lose my appetite instantly.

ribs. you ruined ribs for me man.

It could have been worse. Think about that.

Nothing could ruin barbecue sauce for me; I don't think even calling it "santorum" could.

"Santorum Sauce - looks just the same when it comes out the other end!"

ugh, u savages

"shit, wipe, shower, shave"

^^^^^ completely OTM, anyone who says differently is not sitting on my furniture

what if I wear a trucker hat?

not sitting on my furniture

Missing an "h" there...

"neat man is that a color changing couch?"

"well....no....."

Should never have taken the polythene wrapping off the G Plan...

well HI DERE your friends can't be blamed if you didn't act proactive and buy a brown couch

How now, brown co(uch)

"hey cool your white couch has a Friesian pattern!"

that's like taking the couch peeing episode of Seinfeld to new scatological levels

i find scary amounts of hair from my roommate when I step in the shower each morning. i'm really scared to even consider from what part of the body it came from....

You're saying your roommate has the taint hair of a wookie?

No, but you just put the image in my head. It's going to take years of therapy and paint huffing to make that one fade.

it's dead here in poopland

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on the contrary, I'm surprised it was only 5....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlfyEhmoDrg/SkEZ--GQIhI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/xsdAqLdk31k/s320/bbq+sauce.jpg

http://gustavus.edu/groups/unitedway/images/Slow_Cookers_BBQ_Pulled_Pork.ashx.jpg

http://www.zazzle.com/custom_urban_dictionary_stein_mug-168217834155890357

godfucking dammit it was supposed to have the throw a barbecue definition on it...

btw I want a frothy walrus mug too

Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?"

still feel like this needs more discussion tbh

Not in this context.

lol for real wtf Curt1s

votes of disgusting savagery proof once again that fluffy bear still lurks here imo

lurks inside us all

Deep in the bowels of our souls?

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