pooping right before showering

When, ever, would you have had occasion to hear ANYTHING about my oddly before, good man?

it was hot dogs in my middle school

like, if my date bogarted my cinnamon schnapps and poured it in her cooter, there would have been a fight

xp: now hot dog/bratwurst stories, yes those went around, also eyewitness accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets

3,800 results for
vodka vagina prom

http://videogum.com/34321/the_doctors_explore_the_trend/daytime-talk-shows/

throwin a shrimp on the barbie should be gettin in the shower with a dingleberry still danglin

accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets

"How come Spot is walking so funny, Mom?" "Vodka tampons, son. Vodka tampons." *Sigh*

Better than a Chilli Dog

I dunno. I bet Spot would like a Chilli cunny Dog and he wouldn't feel all woozy afterwards.

biting is a hazard

Can we get back on the poop please?

that's what she said

because she was really into poop

more like on top of

Why do I feel like I'm in kindergarten again all of a sudden?

I'm just censoring my own response here, M. White, but rest assured it was horrifying

Lots of scat-play in the early grades, J0hn?

let he who is without scat

man

Carruthers

recently utilized anus

― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

ty i'd like to take this opportunity to point out ^ the entire reason for composing that post

It's my new meditation mantra, thanking you Hoos.

and of course i wipe before showering u cretinous savages

this is just

all cochie-coochie with a quim full of hollandaise

^^ has rap cadence

ok thread got amazing, like almost 'wtf external toilet light-switch and weird ledge in bowl' amazing

Guys I have to poop and I have to shower, and the temptation to merge the two activities is overwhelming, is there like some kind of camp I can go to to have the urges washed away

yes it is in tijuana

yes it is in the small town of "you are not a animal" population 30 billion

oh come on the french all do it

"french kiss" = pooping in shower, and using your face to ease it towards the drain

"When an ILTMI poop thread reaches a LOL apex, the thing is to have the courage to lock it and start a sequel thread, for by continuing we have everything to lose and nothing to gain." - Kierkegaard

kakagaard amirite

Diogenes fits this debate better:

The most shocking feature of his philosophy is his rejection of normal ideas about human decency. Exhibitionist and philosopher, Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, masturbated in public and pointed at people with his middle finger.

He may have also pooped and then taken a shower without wiping.

what about pooping before going in the pool?

well, only after you wait 30 minutes of course

I mean I suppose if you pull down your trunks and sit near the air jet it kinda works like a public bidet?

i shit in the shower, you know there's a drain in there so it's fundamentally a toilet?

wtf, not all shower drains are just empty holes which the waste goes down, some are swiss cheese like so the poop would get all caked up in it and stay there

I feel a disturbance in the shower.

it was a joke. i was just taking the peeing in the shower brigade's argument to its natural conclusion.

lol I figured that. how about cumming in the shower?

So now this thread has given the world this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue

And this:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/bbq-trucker-hat.jpg

Nice work, you horrible horrible people, you.

we are the dreamers of dreams

and the poopers of poops...

ILX - the message board that keeps on giving (you horrible mental images you'll never be able to put out of your mind)

anytime I dig into ribs at a cookout or see "barbecue" flavored chips, HI DERE's brutal spin on my wordplay will forever make me lose my appetite instantly.

ribs. you ruined ribs for me man.

It could have been worse. Think about that.

Nothing could ruin barbecue sauce for me; I don't think even calling it "santorum" could.