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pooping right after showering though?

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

tends to squeak

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i call that bad planning xpost

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

squeaky clean

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes the warm water has that effect though jj

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

soap bubbles come out of ur backside

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

jesus i didn't say i hadn't rinsed u disgusting savage

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop

never ending cycle

Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks to this thread any offers i may have made to let ilxors stay at my house are hereby rescinded

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

What have we become?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

brb, putting the red roof inn on speed dial

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop

never ending cycle

the cir-cle of life
is the poop of fortune

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you ever think people are trying to "poop" on you rather than be friends?

Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

the cir-cle of life
is the poop of fortune

nice coils

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

imagine Ouroboros, except with a turd eating itself instead of a snake.

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball)

good job, now hit the showers

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

you missed off an "s" there

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

"Things you say after sex...no...wait! I've got it! things you say while pooping!"

http://subway.com.ru/other/images/pyr1.jpg

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

"IN THE DOG HOUSE" - poor Rover...
"EVERYTHING'S SHAPING UP"
"HAND TO HAND"

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

shart throbs

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

"NOTHING LASTS FOREVER" except maybe the endless cycle of showering and pooping

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

"FlowGo.com
Funny videos."

akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Now playing at FlowGo...

The Three Tenor Tots

1,116,572 Views
Domingo, Carreras, and Pavarotti have nothing on the Three Tenor Tots. Jose Diaperas, Lucianno Poopalotti, and Placido Bambino have all come to the sandbox, but unfortunately, a travesty has occurred and all three opera babies must sing about it. Poopalotti has pooped his pants and sadly, his mother has forgotten to bring extra diapers. Diaperas and Bambino hate the rancid smell of his poo. "Oh why did his mommy bring him to the sandbox with his smell so rotten?"

akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

nooooooo

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?" Once again she's swinging her tits around, but this time granny found her a grandpa homeboy.

akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

btw:

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throw a barbecue

The act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.

Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.
by Heinz57 on Mar 18, 2010

tags: poop, shower, gross, sauce, tubs are not toilets

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"shit, shower and shave" is not an unordered list

kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ now singing that to the tune of "Trip, Stumble, and Fall" by The Mamas & The Papas

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

You'd better shit (shit)
shower (shower)
shower and shave
You'd better shit (shit)
shower (shower)
shower and shave
You'd better shit, shower and sha-a-a-aaaaave

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

"shit, shower and shave" is not an unordered list

― kenan, Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:43 PM (1 minute ago)

see i was under the impression that there was an implied "wipe" in there but i guess to each their own

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I wipe even if I'm about to shower, ftr. I just don't insist on perfect 100% lack of brownness on the paper. Just enough so that I don't have to deal with chunks or smears.

kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Because, you see, poop is nasty.

kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

"As Nasty As They Wanna Poop"

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks for your definition of throw a barbecue!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue

Urban Dictionary

^_^

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

A+

Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

ok thats awesome

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

WOO-HOO!

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe we should have a celebratory ILX barbecue oh wait no...

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

huge

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Who's gonna make the bbq sauce?

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Make it extra spicy plz

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I was doing some digging to find the thread where I had another definition accepted by urbandictionary.com ("tijuana picnic") and just came across a post I missed last year about apple butter that has given me a tremendous headache and made me start crying due to the pain from stifling loud, shrieking laughter at work

if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?

ow oh my god hahahahahahahaha bleah hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so gross

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Who's gonna make the bbq sauce?

(...)

Make it extra spicy plz

If you want extra spicy someone's going to have to start chowing down in the chillis.

Do carnivore, vegetarian, and vegan semen taste different from each other?

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link


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