pooping right before showering

I mean

such lol

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

Or a speciality message board. The kind where people have display names like "Dump Truck".

i am just going to stop opening threads if i see the title and then hesitate from now on

Wow, my username is Colonel Poo and yet

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option

I mean, I can see how it's not really a problem, like peeing in the shower, and just something we get grossed out by, but ew.

brb bio

ewwwwwwwwwww

your poor shower

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

briquette = etiquette

(auto spellcheck)

really looking forward to the sequel thread, "pooping directly into the drain, classic or dud?"

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

poopiquette

pooping during a bath

"shitting anywhere i feel like: classic, dud, or God given right"

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/caddyshack_doody.jpg

I guess the next question is, since you're going to wash your hands anyway, why not cup your hands beneath your bottom, poop into your cupped hands, then throw the poop into the shower, and then shower? more good times, less messy having-to-sit-down-and-wipe

just fyi, pooping directly into the shower is like the dictionary definition of "bad briquette"

no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"

das poop

http://www.mr-l.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg

I love your baked beans
I love your brisket
Even though I left a bad briquette
(ohohohohoh)
I love your cheeses
And your greasy spaghett'
Even though I left a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette

rahrah rahmama
rahma rahmama
Gaga, ooh-la-la
I pooped in yr pool

NO NO NO NO NO NO

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lady caca

pooper face

ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO STRAIGHT TO HELL

Que thinks this thread's gone right down the drain

that is a pro pic choice

she's all like "yeah I did it, it was me"

no way man, she was hoping no one would know it was her, that's why she wore the mask

I thought about that too but the way she's crouching is pretty much your basic "I shit in your pool, yeah it was me" crouch

i mean you can tell that she is comfortable holding that position, but the angles of her legs indicate a sort of implied movement, leading the viewer to wonder where exactly the movement is

(in the pool obv.)

at least we can be sure she's about to hit the showers

so we can all feel relieved about that

you and me can wash some underpants
woahohohoh-oooooohhh
wash some underpants

http://literaryden.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/article-1233700-077fc01e000005dc-258_634x4451.jpg

key observations here

why did i click that

cause you keep getting rammed in it

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(xpost) curiosity killed the shat

http://riotclitshave.com/2010.03/WaterBirth1-1.jpg

Hey, at least it's better than pooping (really? Pooping?) before a bath.

Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

pooping like a headless chicken

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Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

Huh? Funny, this memory is, how you say, "blocked."

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Genuine lol

Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

― quincie, Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:12 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

this is the situation in my flat ;_;

are you kidding me? I can see adding a shower option as a second step, like if you want to give your rectum a thorough cleansing after diarrhea, but avoiding wiping altogether first?

If you ever throw a barbecue, don't prepare the food please....

here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.

i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)

we might be tested on this theory soon if the dookie wallpaper disappear

an idea whose time has come