Morbius' apartment search

lol
greenpoint and teh burg aren't on it either fwiw

might be across from the methadone clinic

bingo!

i live across from a men's shelter and it's totally fine.

well, we are different peepul.

skrit, googlemaps streetview loves them some mac-user demographic, huh? Turns out there's like nothing photo'ed east of Flatbush.

-- Laurel, Monday, May 12, 2008 12:42 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"mac-user demographic"

i'm going to have to remember this euphemism

Feel free, I stole it from Nabisco.

It looks like I am signing tomorrow for the 4th-floor apt in doorman bldg near the d1tm4s F stop. If I want to get out after a month, I'll just invite the noise board over to use the pool on the roof.

roof pool is pretty sweet!

i'm on the stop before that one (tho not for much longer)

by b4, you mean further out? cuz I'm at Church now.

hey, my landlady is threatening to keep my $900 deposit since I gave her 25 days' notice of moving instead of the prescribed 30! FUN.

I can't find my copy of the 'lease', but I don't doubt the 30 days are in there. I'm saved only in she gets a renter for 7/1.

Options short of murder?

isn't your landlady also forcing you to move out? omg what a bitchy move.

oh hey, i'm not banned from noise board anymore. weird!

I wanted to leave last year -- before I was attempted to slice and boil her fucking hyperactive kids -- but couldn't find anything.

I could've given her notice 3 weeks ago but saw no reason to. OOPS

It's Brooklyn, 2 stops from Pk Slope, she'll be able to find a fucking tenant. (esp with that smiling "You won't hear A THING down here" bullshit she used on me)

attempted = tempted

(The upstairs tenant also wants the kid to vanish)

btw, landlady has huge weightlifter husband.

DrMorbius: I know of a little boy's brothel in western Russia that's looking for a new disciplinarian-- they could really use someone with your jaguarian prowess. pays well. perhaps you will consider this path???

oh, it also looks like I'll have to move the morning after getting back from 5-day vacation. FUN NEVER STOPS

also: troll, just give your dad the job

gross!!!!!!!!!! i never thought of it like that!!!!!!!!!!!! self-troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_;

DrMorbius U RUINED MY LIFE </3

anyone recommend a NYC man with a van? The guys I used two years ago have TRIPLED THEIR PRICE! (gas-o-line)

ugh that SUCKS about the deposit.

well, she might have a renter (and keep dep anyway by claiming the place ain't clean enough)

morbs i used a good dude... lemme see if i can dig out the emails.

i was hoping this thread was about a forthcoming "point and click" interactive cd-rom adventure featuring Morbius' apartment

haha!

that'll be next to get me out of moving debt.

morbius the big red dog

I have moved. It went OK... but my phone jack has PAINT in it and won't work. What fucking dummy did that? You kidz and your disdain for land lines!

The friend staying in my apartment over the weekend looked at my land line and said, "Hey, my parents have one of those."

did you slap him/her?

it's gotten so easy for me to spot the phishing ads on C'list

on the verge of thinkin' bout Sheepshead Bay

some C'list Queens apt ads are weird

"Apartment wanted for quiet serious couple just 2 people hardly home"

maybe you + somebody else who never sets foot in the house would qualify

volunteers?

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