pooping right before showering

you must have one strong shower, mr. que

i'm not saying i've done this

this is a theoretical shower, theoretical poop

how can something so wrong feel so right

What about bidet before showering? It's like watching a trailer for a movie you're about to see right before watching the movie.

lol

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:26 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

I don't understand ppl who don't pee in the shower tbh. Not gross at all imo.

Also I have showered sans wiping once or twice in the interest of saving time. It's not a habit but I'm not going to lie and say I've never done it.

But then again I am a very thorough at showering.

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option
^^

i wipe but not as thoroughly as i would if i wasn't about to take a shower

yes, and sometimes i'll take a quick shower after those tougher jobs.

depends on the poop imo

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

Who is hurt by this? Unless your drain is backed up or something. It's a shower, ffs.

yes exactly, it is a shower and NOT A TOILET

all goes down the same road

but the exit ramps are different

Remember that statement when I run my Mack truck down your residential street. xp

/braggin2010

woo-hoo lookit me, I got a Mach truck

http://www.spinnershomepage.co.uk/pictures/Snaps%20of%20the%20week/Zebra%20In%20Your%20Face.jpg

in your FACE

(real actual GIS result for "in your face" btw)

"hey baby, my poops are so huge that they're required by law to have a 'double wide' sign on the back"

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

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poop heaven

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh my god

I mean

such lol

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

Or a speciality message board. The kind where people have display names like "Dump Truck".

i am just going to stop opening threads if i see the title and then hesitate from now on

Wow, my username is Colonel Poo and yet

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option

I mean, I can see how it's not really a problem, like peeing in the shower, and just something we get grossed out by, but ew.

brb bio

ewwwwwwwwwww

your poor shower

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

briquette = etiquette

(auto spellcheck)

really looking forward to the sequel thread, "pooping directly into the drain, classic or dud?"

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

poopiquette

pooping during a bath

"shitting anywhere i feel like: classic, dud, or God given right"

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/caddyshack_doody.jpg

I guess the next question is, since you're going to wash your hands anyway, why not cup your hands beneath your bottom, poop into your cupped hands, then throw the poop into the shower, and then shower? more good times, less messy having-to-sit-down-and-wipe

just fyi, pooping directly into the shower is like the dictionary definition of "bad briquette"

no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"

das poop

http://www.mr-l.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg

I love your baked beans
I love your brisket
Even though I left a bad briquette
(ohohohohoh)
I love your cheeses
And your greasy spaghett'
Even though I left a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette

rahrah rahmama
rahma rahmama
Gaga, ooh-la-la
I pooped in yr pool

NO NO NO NO NO NO

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lady caca

pooper face

ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO STRAIGHT TO HELL

Deep in the bowels of our souls?

Classic thread

I've revised my stance

i just read it and my stomach hurts from laughing

need to poop and shower

xxp well they do say that squatting rather than sitting makes pooping easier...

An ilxor.com search for "bad briquette" shows that it was never used again after this thread, which I think is a shame.

A google search for "bad briquette" turns up a bunch of early 20th century geology research.

Bad briquette. 20% less water than theory for complete hydration. Theoretical amount of water. Bad briquette. 20% excess. 40* excess. Sticky, lumpy, mass.

Briquette jonesing diary

this is the only thread on ilx that has actually ever made me lol, and i lol'd hard, which is the best form of lolling

"recently utilized anus" is definitely a phrase I had forgotten, which made encountering it again all the more delightful

The best bit of this thread is an expired link in one of Dan's posts, whose image couldn't be any more appropriate or perfectly timed

also bad briquette and 'let he who is without scat'

https://i.imgur.com/xEpBUWx.png

Clap your hands and stomp your feet WAIT NO

this all depends on the consistency of the poop itself surely

like if you’ve got a nice, well-formed type 3 on the Bristol stool chart loaded and ready to go then hell yeah you get out of the shower and onto the pot

on the other hand if you’re anticipating a type 7 rusty-water-firehose situation then maybe the convenience of just letting go right there in the hot water is acceptable

there are no right or wrong answers here imo

thread delivers

Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname

a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread

I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2017/5-18/OEAZgcMqLr-6.png

some poops are harder than others

some poops' mothers are you know what, I need to stop

lol

oh jfc

here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.

i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)

we might be tested on this theory soon if the dookie wallpaper disappear

an idea whose time has come