what a horribly formed "joke"

me too, actually.

amusing myself with various medical permutations of it at the moment

what a horribly formed "stoma"

what a horribly formed "stent"

almost cried w/lol over that one ice cr?am

what a horribly formed "arm" (as said to someone with a deformed arm)

what a horribly formed "form" (as said by Plato)

^^^ worthy of original thread impulse I think, workin hard here

what a horribly formed "form" (as said to someone who makes a living designing forms that are filled out for applications &c)

what a horribly formed "form" (as said to someone who is merely plugging in variables into the form of a joke)

what a horribly formed "corn" said the podiatrist.

what a horribly corned "form" said the proctologist

what a horribly mourned "bjorn" said the swedish funeral director

what a horribly Bjorn'd "shore" said the guy at Abba's beach party

what a horribly shorn "Zorn" said the free-jazz legend's snooty hair stylist

what a horribly spawned "Vaughn" said the priest to Vincent's firstborn

what a horribly farmed yolk said the organic epicure to the battery chicken

slut a far ugly stormed broke

what a horribly formed porn said Roger Ebert

you don't understand 'a horribly formed joke' is the name of my dog!!

^^^ omg <3 <3 <3

had to 'ctrl s' to be sure on that one in fairness

from Ricky Martin is gay thread:

No, no, no. He was at Red Lobster and ordered camarones. The waiter thought he said he was a maricon.

― mottdeterre, Monday, March 29, 2010 5:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha

livin it up at the joketell california

such a lovely "joke"

such a lovely "joke"

but they just can't
tell the joke
*drum fill*

you can log off anytime you like, but you can never lol

Oh man, I just got that Velvet Undergrowl joke. That's actually pretty funny. Good one, forks!

Finally, someone who appreciates a properly formed "joke"

messi kind of looks like dustin hoffman

Plutonic relationships? Is that a relationship in outer space? Is it a relationship with cartoon dogs?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, April 15, 2010 11:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

good lord

thinking that a joke about mickey's dog is actually kinda funny here but *shrug*
http://www.toonopedia.com/pluto.jpg

how can goofy be upright while pluto is on all fours? i do not understand the disney universe.

did you ever notice donald duck doesn't wear pants

new yorker's style guide is pretty wacky though, right? every issue i come across some new word that has umlauts, apparently. like just last week: "trüffle fries"

― tylerw, Friday, June 4, 2010 12:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just want that whole thread to die, don't need shit cross-posted from it onto noize board imo

― truffleupagus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 6:05 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

lol

I'm totally serious when I say that I thought Finntroll was actually the latest version of Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 5:59 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

One country along and the could have been Nick Cave and the Bad Swedes.

― sonofstan, Thursday, June 10, 2010 3:10 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

3 months for that joke to ferment properly

surprised it's not a tuomas ref

lol i thought the same thing

Big news this morning, via CNN:

World rejoices rescue of 33 music fans, but daunting tasks await

Austin, Texas (CNN) -- After 69 days and a cost as high as $20 million, 33 music fans have finally been extracted from the bowels of a Salem live performance. To roaring applause, ILX President Tom Ew1ng placed a metal cap on top of the Fader Fort entrance early Thursday morning -- and marked the end of a rescue operation that captivated the globe.

But in a way, the story is just beginning -- both for the fans, who now must live with their new status as indie heroes and the spotlight that comes with it, and the Internet, whose attention turns to protecting listeners' safety.

"I hope this will never happen again," said music critic Whiney G. Weingarten, the last listener out of the Fader Fort, as underrated aerosmith albums i have loved embraced him.

"I am so proud of what you have done," BIG HOOS told the president. "Thank you to all the rescuers, to all of ILX, to everyone. I am so proud to be free."

"We had hope that someday we would be rescued," markers said.

Rescue worker Ned Raggett, the first human being to descend in a custom-made soundproof capsule to reach the fans, was the last of six rescuers to emerge. He waved and bowed before a SXSW camera before climbing into the capsule for the last time.

Colleagues and onlookers cheered as Raggett surfaced, with lex pretend quipping, "Did you leave everything in order in there? Are the beds made? You didn't turn off the light."

― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, October 14, 2010 2:08 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmfao

maybe it's because das racist are marketed specifically towards hipsters & ppl that read stereogum?

― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and have a novelty song

― curmudgeon, Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why would you market towards ppl who have a novelty song

seems like a very small niche

― BO (DJP), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:16 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

btw is ross calling himself 'rose' now

― dayo, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 6:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whenever he kisses someone now seal's gonna jump into the frame from nowhere and shout BAYYYYYYYYYBBAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― markers, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 6:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:D

lol, doubly horribly formed since ross says "rozay" a la the liquor

http://www.adweek.com/adweek/photos/stylus/17412.jpg

i still can't wade into that thread to find things worth posting here

p much the whole thread. and i say that as someone who had fun in it.

https://scontent.fslc3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/331321409_684136130121527_1879121745178996651_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=xPRF0Y2NKk4AX8Mx-Ns&_nc_ht=scontent.fslc3-2.fna&oh=00_AfCxXr_FecMzUg56xV3tTfbHFWn89QSTTUz8rfKUb5fiUw&oe=63F23CCD

worthy

sick bug facts #3: in the 1800's, someone found this orchid in Madagascar that has its nectar alllllll the way at the bottom of this 10-to-17-inch-long tube. Charles Darwin wrote about it in a letter and predicted that there must be a moth with an incredibly long proboscis. pic.twitter.com/9fY2zoiNEf

— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023

Darwin's exact words in a letter were, actually, "I have just received such a Box full from Mr Bateman with the astounding Angraecum sesquipedalia with a nectary a foot long. Good Heavens what insect can suck it!"

— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023