zing

guys do you think I could get some blowjob olympics going if I mixed adam x's "swamp thing" with "hey mr. rain"

-- El Tomboto, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:25 PM (Monday, November 26, 2007 10:25 PM) Bookmark Link

lol for blowjob olympics? worth a shot at least.

-- bell_labs, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:35 PM (Monday, November 26, 2007 10:35 PM) Bookmark Link

i dunno tom, what shape are your knees in?

-- chicago kevin, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:36 PM (Monday, November 26, 2007 10:36 PM) Bookmark Link

hey sanskrit when did my schtick stop being funny, since you're counting

-- El Tomboto, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

you've actually blossomed in the last two months! kudos!

lol guys I did it up
converting the live mix to mp3 now

this is pretty noize

not much going on lately, amirite

-- lxy, Friday, November 16, 2007 5:29 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

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-- jergïns, Friday, November 16, 2007 5:45 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

one less thing going on now am i right? am i? am i? i am, huh?

-- jergïns, Friday, November 16, 2007 5:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

lols coming home: YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED posted on the back door, chain lock on

-- jergïns, Friday, November 16, 2007 10:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

DOMESTIC ZING WARS

lololololololololol

i should ban my roommate more often

;_; internecine struggles

"he's about my age and he has kids and he's in undergrad (i think) which makes me feel sorry for him ... but god he's such a douche on ILM

-- moonship journey to baja"

why in god's name would you feel sorry for me? my life is quite excellent aside from school stress. i'm married, a homeowner, and my kid is awesome. yeah, im a whole 6 years late going to school, sorry for not living up to your standards of when i should have gone to school. i dont think electrical engineering is really the easy way out, either, boy i must be really dumb.

http://download.yousendit.com/899EAF984BD2BB1B

^^^^^ 2x the illegalness

douché

xp

you guys read ilm!

http://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg
http://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpghttp://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg

uh xposts, i had to go find that again

ts my trainwreck bootleg vs. pipecock's rebuttal

TRAINWRECK BOOTLEG

like you didn't start a boredoms poll an hour ago xxxpost

wow, i am an idiot re:formatting, but i think you all get my point

I think we also all prefer your formatting to the actual use of the img tag in that particular case

i pick and choose

when do we start the dominique leone vs. jess harvell vs. sasha frere-jones ambiguously-gendered names of music critics poll

can i get in on that?

I LOVE LXY SO MUCH

Finally, on Wednesday (the day it opened!) I went to go see the new Coen brothers film “No Country for Old Men” and it was absolutely fantastic. As seems to be the case with most good music, the film seems to inspire anger amongst those who cannot appreciate what makes great art.

Charming!!

"Finally, on Wednesday (the day it opened!) I went to go see the new Coen brothers film “No Country for Old Men” and it was absolutely fantastic. As seems to be the case with most good music, the film seems to inspire anger amongst those who cannot appreciate what makes great art.

-- deej"

how did you know i was talking about you?!?!! you might be brighter than i thought.

i liked the film, so you are dumber than i thought

http://www.nwilsonphoto.com/MWW76/014-mcmillen%20with%20harpoon%20cannon-nwlson_std.jpg

http://www.feelthevibe.com/zing/index_files/zing-zing.jpg

whoa

that looks like ken c and roxy

what the fuck is peter tork doing with that howitzer?

tailpipe.jpg

NO.

that looks pretty much nothing like me

excepting the 'tude

the other point here is that we aren't talking about a Morrissey given editorial to NME regarding his views on race. I repeat, the interviewer asked the questions, and Moz took the bait.

And I'm not saying that Moz is some sort of patsy either. Its just that all of these issues are so charged that the minute they come up people stop listening and start getting out their soap boxes.

You can either let it go without comment and look like you're tacitly condoning it OR you can call him out and sell a shedload more copies in the process.

ugh, its not like it was some resolution on the senate floor. Not having strong feelings about a pop singer's interview does not equal political apathy or facist sympathy.

and Moz isn't a racist. lock thread.

-- swinburningforyou, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

moz IS a racist -- keep thread open.

in your FACE.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I've heard one Daphne & Celeste song once and it had more of an impact on me than all the Zeppelin I've ever heard put together. I still never recognize Stairway to Heaven until 6 minutes in. I'm all for cruising around in battered pickup trucks smoking weed drinking beer and checking out the chicks, but gimme Kid Rock over Zeppelin any day.

good ol' 0tis, bringing a special level of wtf RONG to every thread he ever touched, r.i.p.

the original segment of this thread is a fucking embarassment

-- gershy, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 03:33 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

bringing a special level of wtf RONG to every thread he ever touched

Hey, you'd know.

-- Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:46 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol oasis

-- gershy, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 07:14 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

haha

You can read it either way, but I'd imagine all the townsfolk know how KA-GAROO is completed. That they go for 'F' and 'L' I take to be a surefire sign that they're slowly, deliberately sending this man to his death.

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:56 (1 minute ago) Link

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how about the letters STFU? would they pick those??

-- Slumpman, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:57 (25 seconds ago) Link

Madness! I saw it again recently and it gets my vote as his worst: mannered, coy.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, December 16, 2007 12:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

look who's talking!

-- s1ocki, Sunday, December 16, 2007 2:04 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

loool

"the dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum"

-- lukas, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 6:42 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The dumb are mostly intrigued by that line.

-- The Reverend, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 6:48 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha

i thought latebloomer was a us noizer?

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, December 21, 2007 9:21 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I'm American as McDonald's apple pie!

-- latebloomer, Friday, 21 December 2007 11:57 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought linking to shitty guardian articles was a britishes thing is all.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 21 December 2007 12:04 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

or even just a you thing

-- blueski, Friday, 21 December 2007 12:07 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ok jay you can fuck with me and call me all the racial slurs you want but your fatal mistake was insulting my girl. i can post the pics of your cosplay lovin girlfriend i just saw right now dressed up as a superdeformed lara croft or a rather large sally from nightmare before xmas but you know what ill be the better man and keep them to myself. ahh myspace. you two are going to have beautiful role playing large anglo dream kids one day. :)

-- Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Saturday, July 29, 2006 3:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

damn

that's the pot calling the kettle large

i was thinner when i wrote that

and my girls are never as large as jay's was.

no need to explain zing, you killed it