lol shocking
― tehresa, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link
lol greenpoint and teh burg aren't on it either fwiw
― sleep, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link
might be across from the methadone clinic
bingo!
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
i live across from a men's shelter and it's totally fine.
― tehresa, Monday, 12 May 2008 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link
well, we are different peepul.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 May 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
skrit, googlemaps streetview loves them some mac-user demographic, huh? Turns out there's like nothing photo'ed east of Flatbush.
-- Laurel, Monday, May 12, 2008 12:42 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
"mac-user demographic"
i'm going to have to remember this euphemism
― sanskrit, Monday, 12 May 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Feel free, I stole it from Nabisco.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link
It looks like I am signing tomorrow for the 4th-floor apt in doorman bldg near the d1tm4s F stop. If I want to get out after a month, I'll just invite the noise board over to use the pool on the roof.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
roof pool is pretty sweet!
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm on the stop before that one (tho not for much longer)
― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
by b4, you mean further out? cuz I'm at Church now.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link
hey, my landlady is threatening to keep my $900 deposit since I gave her 25 days' notice of moving instead of the prescribed 30! FUN.
I can't find my copy of the 'lease', but I don't doubt the 30 days are in there. I'm saved only in she gets a renter for 7/1.
Options short of murder?
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link
isn't your landlady also forcing you to move out? omg what a bitchy move.
― bell_labs, Friday, 6 June 2008 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link
oh hey, i'm not banned from noise board anymore. weird!
― bell_labs, Friday, 6 June 2008 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I wanted to leave last year -- before I was attempted to slice and boil her fucking hyperactive kids -- but couldn't find anything.
I could've given her notice 3 weeks ago but saw no reason to. OOPS
It's Brooklyn, 2 stops from Pk Slope, she'll be able to find a fucking tenant. (esp with that smiling "You won't hear A THING down here" bullshit she used on me)
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link
attempted = tempted
(The upstairs tenant also wants the kid to vanish)
btw, landlady has huge weightlifter husband.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:01 (fifteen years ago) link
DrMorbius: I know of a little boy's brothel in western Russia that's looking for a new disciplinarian-- they could really use someone with your jaguarian prowess. pays well. perhaps you will consider this path???
― usic, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link
oh, it also looks like I'll have to move the morning after getting back from 5-day vacation. FUN NEVER STOPS
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link
also: troll, just give your dad the job
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
gross!!!!!!!!!! i never thought of it like that!!!!!!!!!!!! self-troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_;
― usic, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
DrMorbius U RUINED MY LIFE </3
― usic, Friday, 6 June 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
anyone recommend a NYC man with a van? The guys I used two years ago have TRIPLED THEIR PRICE! (gas-o-line)
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link
ugh that SUCKS about the deposit.
― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
well, she might have a renter (and keep dep anyway by claiming the place ain't clean enough)
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
morbs i used a good dude... lemme see if i can dig out the emails.
― tehresa, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
i was hoping this thread was about a forthcoming "point and click" interactive cd-rom adventure featuring Morbius' apartment
― latebloomer, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
haha!
― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
that'll be next to get me out of moving debt.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
morbius the big red dog
― and what, Thursday, 19 June 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I have moved. It went OK... but my phone jack has PAINT in it and won't work. What fucking dummy did that? You kidz and your disdain for land lines!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link
The friend staying in my apartment over the weekend looked at my land line and said, "Hey, my parents have one of those."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link
did you slap him/her?
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link
it's gotten so easy for me to spot the phishing ads on C'list
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link
on the verge of thinkin' bout Sheepshead Bay
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
some C'list Queens apt ads are weird
"Apartment wanted for quiet serious couple just 2 people hardly home"
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
maybe you + somebody else who never sets foot in the house would qualify
― sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
volunteers?
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ecJG2PN.jpg
― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 22 October 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link