LOLZ @ LAWYERS

steely eyes!

don't mess with john roland, "compensated spokesperson."

On September 10, 2002, Roland was rushed to the hospital after expericing diverticulitis. Roland needed 18 blood transfusions, and doctors removed a part of his colon.[4]Roland successfully recovered and returned to work at the station in late October.

pretty sure i WS margolin esq

i would like to be sequestered with her

I'd like to subpoena THAT! If you catch my drift.

A little DISCOVERY action you know what I'm sayin? HOO! HOO! HOO!

would enter a plea....for sex

She made a motion to DISMISS

But she changed her mind when she saw my RESPONSE BRIEF(S)

Gettin drunk in the lawyer thread on a wednesday YEAH!

whooooo

I'd like to enter clitigation

hurting no one knows who john roland is outside of the tri state area

that roland ad would be way better with the real yoda.

ha cutty i was looking at roland going 'i think that guy was on nyc tv when i was a kid?'

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/3145861560_2e096ff9c5.jpg

1-888-MARGARITA

pretty sure I've posted this before

a lot of the agencies have in-house tests to see if you're proficient and to what degree. the tests are tricky for non-natives but doable (and not at the level of difficulty that, say, the Goethe Institute would impose if you take one of their German language proficiency tests).

I'm told the thorn in this is that they want native German speakers who are ALSO New York state (or whatever the local effective range is -- tri-state?) barred attorneys. That's not a very big net to spread.

http://criminaljustice.change.org/blog/view/friday_unwind_5_ridiculous_lawyer_ads

just resigned from nyc job

where to, cutty?

i have been hired as ILX's lawyer on retainer

no really i will go into entertainment next month

wash that retainer off before you pop it in, god knows where it's been.

xp take me with you

congrats to u

out of the law practice entirely, cutty?

in any event, congratulations.

no i will be practicing the law of entertainment, music mostly

excellent

my first client:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq0TqqVyeaw

i still don't "get" the first post in this thread, it is too long to be lol

sorry, i don't even have any lolz to post!

lawyers are so fucking boring

― randy e. bugler (jeff), Friday, January 22, 2010 3:18 AM

i know :(

randy e. bugler

ned gray ubler, esq.

Which is worse, smoking meth or sexually assaulting a child?

(wait for it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HptQM0IVwkE

haha it's prob like his millionth drug case. not that it's ok but still

prob shouldn't be recognized as the guy who spits on bailiffs either but still

i saw a guy tell the judge 'suck my cock you motherfucking bitch' and another guy say 'go suck a dick you're a faggot,' and many more. good times.

don't often say this but angry handcuffed tweeker otm

tweaker truth bombs

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/lgl/1849465604.html

I recently graduated from law school and am licensed to practice in the state of wisconsin. i have taken classes in legal writing, trial skills, and have participated in moot court. I am also skills in computer programs such as: Westlaw, LexusNexus, Fastcase, Microsoft Word, Microsoft Office, and Excel. I have done two internship and have also worked as a law clerk. I am currently seeking a full time position or an entry level position.

Whoa hey, just saw the Cutty resignation notice. Congrats. Striking out on your own?

naw i joined a small music law firm. bicoastal.

sweet - did you search for that for a while or just kind of happen into it?

ohhhh . . . i'm kind of jealous. congratulations, cutty.

just happened into it vis a vis a friend i went to school with. took a pay cut (from already meager NYC attorney salary), less vacation, and more hours.

haven't regretted that decision yet!

we rep your DN hurting, just got signed to w4rn3r br0s

bicoastal

hi adam

yeah, joining friends can be good. i left a very stable firm situation 10 years ago (a NYC firm, as it happens) to work with friends from college, and i've been here -- and happy -- ever since. i'm glad it's working out for you, too.