yeah he tampered with the ball - poor form but it happens, but openly chewing on the ball is a bit much!
if the PCB have a spine they should also ban inzamam ul-haq from holding any position there - he's been doing a fair bit of the destabilising himself with a view to getting the coaching job, apparently
― put your glans up for Detroit (haitch), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
lol ok the IPL is all on Youtube
― oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Glad we got Tamin out (he was dropped twice) but that was a brilliant knock. I think the pressure of trying to become only the 5th batsman ever to get a century before lunch got to him. Well done Tredwell getting his 1st wicket.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 20 March 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Would have liked to have seen him getting his century tbh. Especially since the decision looked a bit dodgy.
― porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 20 March 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^agreed
interesting day's play. sadly for bangladesh i fear their bowlers will once more be shown up horrendously
― 12 monkeys of sex (acoleuthic), Saturday, 20 March 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
FOR FUCKS SAKE COOK USE A THIRD MAN.
Lord help us if Strauss loses form and has to quit as captain. Cook doesnt have a fucking clue about field positions.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link
christ, he puts a third man in, then removes it with 2 balls to go. and then right away the 20th 4 down to third man today. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Finally, Captain Cook sends Ian Bell to the third man boundary. In other news, a number of stable doors have been slammed following a number of escaped horses. Then, for no adequately explained reason, the third man is removed - and equally predictably, Bresnan finds the edge and Naeem profits from another four through third man! The TMS crew seem as exasperated by this as I am - Butch now estimates 50 runs have been leaked there this morning.
Everyone watching this is fucking screaming at Cook , is he the only one who cant see the runs England are haemorrhaging down to 3rd man?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link
419 all out.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Cook hasn't been that impressive has he? Cautious is fine, I guess, but it's been really stodgy and wooden (perhaps in some respects a bit lack his batting, if I was feeling unfair). Like the fielders at mid-on and mid-off yesterday, allowing the single, but also positioned far enough in to be hit over the top of.
I know people will say it's early days, but I seem to remember being quite impressed with Strauss when he first came in (before the interregnum of Flintoff and Pietersen etc), and slightly surprised they didn't have him for the 2006/7 Ashes.
― porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 21 March 2010 07:28 (fourteen years ago) link
lol cricket
― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Jonathan Trott's innings was quite something. Slower even than that Billy Godleman one I saw at Lord's last year.
― porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:55 (fourteen years ago) link
he will hit 200 and be crowned our new lynchpin
or he will succumb in the morning as england tediously crawl* to within 20 of bangladesh
*graeme swann will not crawl
― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Embarrassing stuff by England. Trott out, Prior was plum LBW but the umpire didn't give it.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 22 March 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP Alec Bedser http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/8603054.stm
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
he'd have never stood for this twenty20 boiling ;-)
but yeah, RIP, he was actually pretty good
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
bit of an understatement there Lol J
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
nice username btw
ha, I hoped someone would at least tell me how worthy of the Master it was
Bedser was maybe one of England's top 10 fast bowlers ever? Wouldn't say top 5, maybe 6 or 7
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Sid Barnes at the top although he was basically a fast-medium spinnerTruemanBothamTysonStathamBedserWillisHoggardLohmannSnow
maybe? I've clearly forgotten someone
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Darren Gough instead of Snow if one takes modern batsman-friendly conditions into account perhaps
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
impossible list to compile
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link
It's not! I just did it, based on my lifelong scouring of Cricinfo and scorecard analysis!
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
James Anderson better than George Lohmann, did I hear somebody say?
― william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link
;-)
There's a ways to go yet but can I just
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Okay as you were
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Feed's gone down in the pub - score?
― GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
England 11-1
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Cheers - we're back on again now.
― GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
WORLD CHAMPIONS OF CRICKET BALL
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link
BEST ICC TEAM OF WORLD SERIES CRICKET!
― GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
TIP AND RUN PINTCOCKS OF THE SEASON
― unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
hey everyone today I bowled a spell of 2-0-57-0
RIP
― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
oh, was there some match? just leave me to my despair ffs
― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
never thought I'd see England winning a cricket world cup, so hurrah!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
88 all out (33.1 overs) LOL
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
India getting walloped as well! :D
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Muttiah Muralitharan reaches 800 Test wickets landmark
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link
The only this could be any better would be if Murali had gotten his 800th against an Aussie.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Pakistan going nicely. Also, check Stuart Broad's figures against Warwickshire...
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL Aussies. Broad = blimey!
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
SB- 51 & out
― Has admitted to being Irish in order to have sex (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
well done Murali obv - a true cricketing hero, fuck the naysayers
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link
800 test wickets is mind-boggling
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link
oooooo ffs pakistan
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link
but more ffs umpire
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link
shane watson is a fucking piethrower you fuckwits
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link
6-23 lol still betting on Pakistan to win this though
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link
XD at these two non-batsmen showing up numbers 8 and 9
― Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link