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yeah he tampered with the ball - poor form but it happens, but openly chewing on the ball is a bit much!

if the PCB have a spine they should also ban inzamam ul-haq from holding any position there - he's been doing a fair bit of the destabilising himself with a view to getting the coaching job, apparently

put your glans up for Detroit (haitch), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link

lol ok the IPL is all on Youtube

oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Glad we got Tamin out (he was dropped twice) but that was a brilliant knock. I think the pressure of trying to become only the 5th batsman ever to get a century before lunch got to him. Well done Tredwell getting his 1st wicket.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 20 March 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Would have liked to have seen him getting his century tbh. Especially since the decision looked a bit dodgy.

porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 20 March 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^agreed

interesting day's play. sadly for bangladesh i fear their bowlers will once more be shown up horrendously

12 monkeys of sex (acoleuthic), Saturday, 20 March 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link

FOR FUCKS SAKE COOK USE A THIRD MAN.

Lord help us if Strauss loses form and has to quit as captain. Cook doesnt have a fucking clue about field positions.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link

christ, he puts a third man in, then removes it with 2 balls to go. and then right away the 20th 4 down to third man today. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Finally, Captain Cook sends Ian Bell to the third man boundary. In other news, a number of stable doors have been slammed following a number of escaped horses. Then, for no adequately explained reason, the third man is removed - and equally predictably, Bresnan finds the edge and Naeem profits from another four through third man! The TMS crew seem as exasperated by this as I am - Butch now estimates 50 runs have been leaked there this morning.

Everyone watching this is fucking screaming at Cook , is he the only one who cant see the runs England are haemorrhaging down to 3rd man?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link

419 all out.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Cook hasn't been that impressive has he? Cautious is fine, I guess, but it's been really stodgy and wooden (perhaps in some respects a bit lack his batting, if I was feeling unfair). Like the fielders at mid-on and mid-off yesterday, allowing the single, but also positioned far enough in to be hit over the top of.

I know people will say it's early days, but I seem to remember being quite impressed with Strauss when he first came in (before the interregnum of Flintoff and Pietersen etc), and slightly surprised they didn't have him for the 2006/7 Ashes.

porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 21 March 2010 07:28 (fourteen years ago) link

lol cricket

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Jonathan Trott's innings was quite something. Slower even than that Billy Godleman one I saw at Lord's last year.

porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:55 (fourteen years ago) link

he will hit 200 and be crowned our new lynchpin

or he will succumb in the morning as england tediously crawl* to within 20 of bangladesh

*graeme swann will not crawl

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Embarrassing stuff by England. Trott out, Prior was plum LBW but the umpire didn't give it.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 22 March 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP Alec Bedser http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/8603054.stm

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

he'd have never stood for this twenty20 boiling ;-)

but yeah, RIP, he was actually pretty good

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

bit of an understatement there Lol J

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

nice username btw

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, I hoped someone would at least tell me how worthy of the Master it was

Bedser was maybe one of England's top 10 fast bowlers ever? Wouldn't say top 5, maybe 6 or 7

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Sid Barnes at the top although he was basically a fast-medium spinner
Trueman
Botham
Tyson
Statham
Bedser
Willis
Hoggard
Lohmann
Snow

maybe? I've clearly forgotten someone

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Darren Gough instead of Snow if one takes modern batsman-friendly conditions into account perhaps

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link

impossible list to compile

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

It's not! I just did it, based on my lifelong scouring of Cricinfo and scorecard analysis!

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

James Anderson better than George Lohmann, did I hear somebody say?

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

;-)

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

There's a ways to go yet but can I just

unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay as you were

unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Feed's gone down in the pub - score?

GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

England 11-1

unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Cheers - we're back on again now.

GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

WORLD CHAMPIONS OF CRICKET BALL

unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

BEST ICC TEAM OF WORLD SERIES CRICKET!

GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

TIP AND RUN PINTCOCKS OF THE SEASON

unabashedly boring your eyes out (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

hey everyone today I bowled a spell of 2-0-57-0

RIP

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

oh, was there some match? just leave me to my despair ffs

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

never thought I'd see England winning a cricket world cup, so hurrah!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

88 all out (33.1 overs) LOL

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

India getting walloped as well! :D

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link

The only this could be any better would be if Murali had gotten his 800th against an Aussie.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Pakistan going nicely. Also, check Stuart Broad's figures against Warwickshire...

Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL Aussies. Broad = blimey!

tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link

SB- 51 & out

Has admitted to being Irish in order to have sex (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link

well done Murali obv - a true cricketing hero, fuck the naysayers

Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link

800 test wickets is mind-boggling

tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link

oooooo ffs pakistan

Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

but more ffs umpire

Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link

shane watson is a fucking piethrower you fuckwits

Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

6-23 lol still betting on Pakistan to win this though

Neil S, Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link

XD at these two non-batsmen showing up numbers 8 and 9

Anti-Suggest Ban Order (acoleuthic), Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link


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