LOLZ @ LAWYERS

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why pay BIG bonds when you can get them reduced?

if you are pulled over by law enforcement . . . always be polite. yes sir. no sir.

do not carry guns in your vehicle. especiallyin the presence of drugs.

good advices.

Do not be a drug dealer.

toll free 1.888.88NOT ME

its not legal advice, its what my dear mother always told me, from the time i was a lad

http://abovethelaw.com/LA%27s%20Dopest%20Attorney.jpg

she's the dopest.

http://ckamediation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/gorillalawyers.jpg

they shoulda made ted "former silverback gorilla"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TRcQCuP2b5A/Sht1PtIdKLI/AAAAAAAAGS8/e6WgUhiZhFo/s400/lawyer+discrim.jpg

mmmm, crappy lawyers. Some clients love this shit, though. When I was representing some lady ("I grew up with 50 Cent!" kinda shit), we were in a lobby waiting for our hearing. This huge muscled out frat dude lawyer guy struts out all douche style, probably gunning for a job at Smith & Liggett ... my client looks at him glowingly, and then looks at me with some kind-of "why'd I end up with him?" kinda look.

We ended up winning hands down. People don't understand being chill and prepared is the best strategy. All the best litigators I know are the mellowest people out there (potentially sociopaths).

lol at the personal injury gorillas

harvard law, affordable

want to smoke pot on probation?

her outstretched arms in the picture make it look like she's about to take flight.

shes "famous" in LA

her dad is a big legalization advocate, she has (used to have?) "sexxy" ads that ran in the back of the alt-weeklies

yeah, she's kind of attractive. well, it's either her, or the prospect of being able to smoke pot on probation, that's attractive.

i saw some of 'intolerable cruelty' the other night

pretty gd funny imho

thank you for your time

want to smoke pot on probation?

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, March 10, 2010 8:23 AM Bookmark

Do you reckon she's selling clean pee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-QzZCc1sJg

harvard law offers an llm in "selling clean pee," actually.

(xp)

John Roland, Compensated Spokesperson:
http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john_roland_wide.jpg

http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john_roland_cu.jpg

steely eyes!

don't mess with john roland, "compensated spokesperson."

On September 10, 2002, Roland was rushed to the hospital after expericing diverticulitis. Roland needed 18 blood transfusions, and doctors removed a part of his colon.[4]Roland successfully recovered and returned to work at the station in late October.

pretty sure i WS margolin esq

i would like to be sequestered with her

I'd like to subpoena THAT! If you catch my drift.

A little DISCOVERY action you know what I'm sayin? HOO! HOO! HOO!

would enter a plea....for sex

She made a motion to DISMISS

But she changed her mind when she saw my RESPONSE BRIEF(S)

Gettin drunk in the lawyer thread on a wednesday YEAH!

whooooo

I'd like to enter clitigation

hurting no one knows who john roland is outside of the tri state area

that roland ad would be way better with the real yoda.

ha cutty i was looking at roland going 'i think that guy was on nyc tv when i was a kid?'

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/3145861560_2e096ff9c5.jpg

1-888-MARGARITA

pretty sure I've posted this before

a lot of the agencies have in-house tests to see if you're proficient and to what degree. the tests are tricky for non-natives but doable (and not at the level of difficulty that, say, the Goethe Institute would impose if you take one of their German language proficiency tests).

I'm told the thorn in this is that they want native German speakers who are ALSO New York state (or whatever the local effective range is -- tri-state?) barred attorneys. That's not a very big net to spread.

http://criminaljustice.change.org/blog/view/friday_unwind_5_ridiculous_lawyer_ads

just resigned from nyc job

where to, cutty?

i have been hired as ILX's lawyer on retainer

no really i will go into entertainment next month

wash that retainer off before you pop it in, god knows where it's been.

xp take me with you

congrats to u

out of the law practice entirely, cutty?

in any event, congratulations.

no i will be practicing the law of entertainment, music mostly