"hey uh... i think i'm gonna rape you now"
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
yo guys just wanted to pop in and say that ben can rape like 80 girls a day so long as he keeps gettin dem RINGS, SIXBURGH BABY WOOOOOO, i hope he plows pussy all day long, leaving a wake of shattered young females behind him, mere shivering husks, weeping before an unresponsive public as long as it gives him the strength to FIND HEATH MILLER OVER THE MIDDLE FOR A FIRST DOWN and UNDERTHROW IT TO MIKE WALLACE FOR A STILLERS TOUCHDOWN and i don't care if that makes me a bad person
― Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Profootballtalk.com passes along "rumors" that suspended Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger was recently caught urinating on a Columbus (OH) golf course by a woman who supposedly now intends to press charges.PFT's Mike Florio acknowledges that this is all rumor for now, and that the main source of the story is "multiple emails over the past two days." However, Florio does have a legitimate source who's confirmed Roethlisberger indeed was golfing in Columbus. The same source claims Big Ben was not the person urinating -- it was another member of Roethlisberger's foursome.
PFT's Mike Florio acknowledges that this is all rumor for now, and that the main source of the story is "multiple emails over the past two days." However, Florio does have a legitimate source who's confirmed Roethlisberger indeed was golfing in Columbus. The same source claims Big Ben was not the person urinating -- it was another member of Roethlisberger's foursome.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf, dudes take a piss on golf courses all the time.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link
tru, but dude gotta keep it in his pants
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/peyton-manning-comes-out-as-gay-for-football,32037/
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link
The Steelers are a steroid controversy and a nightclub shooting away from being the team from Playmakers right now. https://t.co/f5O8cqMo9e— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) September 20, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 September 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link