A Rockists Guide To Rap

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...), September 26th, 2006. (later)

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38, chicago, likes big boobs

The answer is an emphatic and resounding yes! And why shouldn’t they? They’re people, too. What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too. Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite the weather-Smurf’s direst predictions. I guess good ol’ Mr. Sun is a voyeur. In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the village and warned all the Smurfs about AIDS.

Hey, didn't you say (repeatedly) you were a rockist? Why listen to Bach then?

check mod request re: big boobs

This is an interesting question actually...were you being serious or is this some kind of ILX-inside joke that old wagemann aint privy to?

what bands did 60s rockers used to listen to?

10/10 CSS on this thread

Rock Aint Dead!!!

You're Dead...

― Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWagemann)

This could have been the Rockist rolling rap thread.

But it wasn't.

uh

http://allpoetry.com/topic/268860339-In_memory_of_Ed_Wagemann

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DO NOT ACCEPT PMs/MYSPACE REQUESTS FROM PAUL EDWARD WAGEMANN. HE HAS A HISTORY OF SENDING EXPLICIT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TO OTHER MEMBERS.

wtf @ that revive!

aw, it looks like PEW isn't pretending to be dead anymore. for the record, this was his original post:

Ed Wagemann passed away at the age of 43, leaving two young children behind, a boy who was five and a daughter who was 3. I was given the task of going through his personal belongings, some books and photo albums, some clothes. Ed did not have much in the form of material items, what he did have mostly were toys, clothes, stuffed animals, learning tools and board games for his kids. He did leave behind a laptop computer however.

I gathered his belongings, organized them and gave them away to friends and family. It took me weeks to get rid of everything. Everything except his laptop. Initially I tried to get onto his laptop and see what he had there, but I did not have his password. So I left it with a computer doctor and asked him to retrieve any files that he could. That was a few weeks ago. Then last week I get a call from the computer doctor. He transferred many files for me and I began going through them. What I found was nothing short of amazing. Ed had dozens of short stories and a half dozen novels he had written over the last 15 years. Only one of the stories had been published, back in 1997, and it won a Gold Circle award.

So for the last week as I'm reading Ed's amazing body of work I couldn't help but think that this stuff really needs to be shared with the rest of the literary community. Which is why I am here. I will be publishing a number of Ed's stories here over the next few weeks. The first one I published was written in 2002 as far as I can tell. It is called the girl with the crooked teeth. I hope you all enjoy it.

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17858881-the-panty-thief-of-bridgeport

The Panty Thief of Bridgeport
by Ed Wagemann (Goodreads Author)
4.14 of 5 stars 7 ratings · 4 reviews

Its springtime in Chicago 1995 and someone has been prowling the working class/southside neighborhood of Bridgeport stealing women's panties. Jack Squat, a 20 something with a mysterious mechanism that is biorythmically integrated into his very spine has been gliding cautiously through his inner city life until he falls in love and has his heart broken by a beautiful ad executive named Samantha. When his 'mechanism' malfunctions at the worst possible time, Jack is forced to engage in a battle against this mysterious biological system of pulleys and levers that dwells within the depths of his own marrow. In the complex emotional game of cat and mouse that ensues it becomes obvious that what is at stake here is not only Jack's sense of self-worth, but his very soul.

Woah

panty phoenix

A discussion started by "Jack," who gave the novel 5 stars:

Is Panty Thief of Bridgeport the first in the new genre of Dick Lit? Or has there been other Dick Lit novels that have come before this one?
If there are other Dick Lit novels, then can you name them???

Eminem, who famously became a wiggah due to never having had a father while growing up,

well now it's been deleted i just sound racist

I'm sure a kindly mod would delete your post if you want

locking this entire thread also not a bad idea imo

deleting this entire thread also not a bad idea

Yeah, just scanning through this and I think a locking is in order. I kind of like being able to look back at trolls of yore so unless there's a big cry for deletion I'll leave it here but locked.