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Yeah, I think you just plug the doohickey in the whatsit-hole. I THINK I could probably do it. The only hard part would probably be mounting it.

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, shit, if Jesse can do it than I DEFINITELY can.

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

DEFINITELY.

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Insert some sort of hilarious joke about Nick mounting his stereo.

I would look online. eBay, Craigslist, Amazon, Half.com, cheapstingbastard.com, etc.com.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Just steal one.

― Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Not only am I stupid, I'm ugly too, so there's no WAY you could fail.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

buybackyourcarstereofromthedudeswhostoleit.com

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

middleschoolbathroomrape.com

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Please... Middle School Bathroom Sodomy

― dan m, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Rape is funnier than sodomy.

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

HILARIOUS

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooops, that was supposed to be cheapstingybastard.com. Though I think they've changed their official name to cheapstingybargains.com.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

It's hot either way.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe those comments didn't encourage an extended conversation.

― n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

neither rape nor sodomy hold a candle to turkey fucking in the comedy department

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, I wasn't in on the original joke.

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 824 for "john's eyebrows".

― Eazy, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Peter's eyebrows knit. "You have to think to speak, don't you, sir?" "Less often than you've been led to believe. And please, Peter, call me Uncle Ben. ...

After the apocalypse, when the last rock & roll call is read up yonder, Saint Peter's eyebrows will surely arch when honorable mention is finally made of ...

Seeing Jesus piss all over Paul in a drunken haze and laughing like a maniac while shaving a sleeping Peter's eyebrows off: Priceless ...

Adair Heyl applies mascara to husband Peter's eyebrows. The ``big. shave'' to transform him into the bald Warbucks was also a family. affair. ...

― Eazy, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for indulging me here.

Results 1 - 10 of 10 for "jesus eyebrows".

― Eazy, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 8 for "satan's eyebrows". (0.34 seconds)

1 - 10 of 8??

xpost

― Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe those comments didn't encourage an extended conversation.

I just got this. :)

And I suspect it's because Jenny and I agree fundamentally that the hotness is being used to disarm you so the next scene is even more horrifyingly cruel.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

You kinda learn that little gambit in Horror Movie 101.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Romanian Sausage Co. is in my 'hood!

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

So is the Hollywood Video with GLitter.

Ya jealous?

Also our building was vandalised over the weekend! Someone kicked a hole in the wall of the stairwell. NOT GOOD.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm already plotting my first visit to the RKSC.

― dan m, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Make sure you check their hours -- they've got weird ones. Also there is a parking lot just north of the store on Clark, so don't park on the street. While you're up our way you should also visit the groceries on Devon.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Northside grocery tour:
Argyle for Asian (Golden Pacific)
Broadway for Ethiopian (Kuku1u Market)
Devon for everything
RKSC for meat

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, GP is on Broadway. Oops.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

broadway and balmoral

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

This day has sailed past me. Where did it go? I came in, had some coffee, ate a sandwich, and it's 3:30.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Opposite for me... I haven't had anything to do since about noon and it's still sorta too early to take off.

― dan m, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Time to write shopping list?

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Want to write a quiz for me? Grade some papers?

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Today is pretty fast and unproductive for me too. The only thing making it seem like is that I'm hungry as a motherfucker.

Starting Wednesday I will be in training classes for weeks, and I'm going to try and swear off ILX so that I will actually pay attention and pass this time.

(it's not only the internet's fault, my attention span has just gone to shit when listening to lectures. I start daydreaming and then it's fifteen minutes later and I can't catch up. This is why I'm never going back to school).

― Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the quiz about?

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Vocab and s/v agreement

some of the words:
periphery
ricochet
decrepit
affable
vilify

i need to write sentences where they fill in the blank with the correct word

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

1. Drug Dealer Joe was no longer welcome in the center of the neighborhood, and was forced to sell drugs in the _____________.

2. He knew that if he shot at the wall at the wrong angle, the bullet might ____________ and kill an innocent person.

3. Ignored for years by the city, the housing project had become very ______________.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Those are pretty tough words!

― Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm definitely using #3! can you tell that we've been talking about housing projects?

as for their difficulty, well -- people need to know some new words. they're all words from their reading. (these are the remedial/developmental native speakers, btw.) also they are in college and should know what decrepit means.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"catharsis" was an important one for them since they didn't know there was a word for that. we had a good time talking about it.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't mean to kill the thread with teaching. I know it's boring.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not boring at all! But I must admit, I have no reference for it.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm back. I like the word catharsis, its meanings and its sound.

I rented a car and got a PT Cruiser instead. It's a pretty dumb-looking vehicle, but it's great that its what they gave me since I've got to move some furniture from Michigan.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, it's not boring to me, but it's not interesting to anyone who's not doing it. Maybe a little, but not really.

I just peeked at DC thread and realized that we have been entirely eclipsed.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Which is fine.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess.

― La Lechera, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

it really it a horrible vehicle. It has the grill and fenders from the 30's and the profile of a minivan. It's a platypus.

― kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi dere Chicago. I'm coming to your city again, and this time I'll actually make it out of O'Hare. I'm going to a workshop at the InterContinental Chicago, but turns out they don't have a room for me, those fuckers--anyone have other suggestions for a nice joint not to far? Employer is paying, so while I don't think I can pull off 500 a night, I'm sure 300 is doable.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh and of course I would also like to FAP, if anyone is into FAPing on a Sunday or Monday night.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

pt cruiser is built on the same frame with the same engine and drivetrain as the dodge neon. only thing that different is the sheetmetal.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

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