Will that guy on Jeopardy ever lose?

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"Brad came from *way* back in Final Jeopardy and won by a dollar."

On a question that was almost COMPLETELY freakin' impossible! Lucretia?!?! WHO KNOWS THAT?!?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 26 May 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

"Cool, Frank Spangenberg finished 4th. I remember him -- he was a NYC transit cop. Is he still on the job?"

I think he still is (or was until very recently anyway). He was probably better than the guy who beat him in the semi-finals (Jerome) but he missed the final question (which was pretty damn hard.) Not that it would have made much of a difference.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
hahaha

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 13 March 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Jennings lashes out!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/25/people.kenjennings.ap/index.html

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

still soul-squelchingly correct too: Responding to an article in the New York Post Tuesday that claimed that Jennings had emerged from the shadows to "bite the hand that fed him," the trivia wiz questioned whether the author of the Post piece knew "how asinine this non-story is."

"He knows there's no way I was genuinely calling for angry bees and ventriloquist's dummies to be added to the Jeopardy! format," Jennings wrote on his site. "It's a humor piece, and one which gets its laughs from the outrageous non sequiturs it proposes, not the ripeness of its target for criticism."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060725/en_tv_eo/19591

tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"humor"

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

What ever happened to Ken Jennings?

"lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Monday, 27 July 2009 06:36 (fourteen years ago) link

took his money and went back to utah?

meme-first attitude (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 July 2009 06:43 (fourteen years ago) link

http://ken-jennings.com/blog/

abanana, Monday, 27 July 2009 08:05 (fourteen years ago) link

he'll be trotted out for some end-o-decade fanfare before too long, I imagine.

Bruce Hugalow: Hale Juggalo (Pillbox), Monday, 27 July 2009 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha "a deeply unstable Labrador retriever named Banjo."

He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Monday, 27 July 2009 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCVfWjlMSa4&feature=related

lampkles (cozwn), Monday, 27 July 2009 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link

he comes to my shows in seattle

Trey Tsongas (J0hn D.), Monday, 27 July 2009 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link

That's awesome.

He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Monday, 27 July 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i would've thought that answer too

EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE'S SOME DIFFERENT SHIT POPPIN OFF (latebloomer), Monday, 27 July 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

he sorta seems like the coolest mormon ever. he's a democrat too!

iatee, Monday, 27 July 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

His little blog post on Gates is very sensible.

He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Monday, 27 July 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Haven't watched the one that aired today, but manchild Stefan kicked some ass all 5 days last week.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 July 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, i simultaneously wanna KIW and straight up kick his ass.
It's that little head bobble he gives every time he requests the next question.
That said, dude bet TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS on final jeopardy when he knew he had the game won no matter what and got the answer wrong! That's some RLS 'If' shit right there and I was pretty impressed by how batty he is in his wagers.
Would love for him to run up some sorta three week win run.

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

haha me too. But I find it hard to hate on someone who is a camp counselor/video game tester.
Yes I love people who have "method to their madness" type wagering. So far I gather he bets it all when he was under 5K, and gets more conservative the more he has (provided he has the lead). The quickness and accuracy with which he cleared the "multples of..." math category leads me to believe he's on some genius level shit rather than a pure "i know a lot of random trivia" type.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 July 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

god, i had no idea he was a professional video game tester! i always ffwd past the personal info.

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you tape this shit, Granny Dainger? I kick myself every week when I forget to watch Jeopardy! on Saturday, since it's the only time during the week I can actually see it.

jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Or DVR or TiVo or whatever it is people do.

jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Or are you unemployed.

jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

If so, sorry to hear it, man.

jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

But at least you get to watch Jeopardy!

jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

but yeah, the mathematic multiples category was one of those moments where he straight smoked everyone and it was a thing to behold.
Also the first few minutes against the "gadabout" when he absolutely destroyed dude and gadabout was all but holding the buzzer over his head trying to get a question in was straight comedy.
This kid has a system for buzzing that really seems to work; he straight monopolizes the board for minutes at a time.

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

uh, xpost.

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

This kid has a system for buzzing that really seems to work

This is supposedly a big, big part of success on the show. Jennings admits that one reason he was able to last for weeks at a time is that he'd gotten so comfortable with the buzzer and knowing exactly when to press down on it after Alex finished reading the clue; in some cases, he may have been evenly matched, knowledge-wise, but he just had that experiential advantage.

jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

current dude's father was a multi-day champ; I think pops imparted some advice.

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Also the first few minutes against the "gadabout" when he absolutely destroyed dude and gadabout was all but holding the buzzer over his head trying to get a question in was straight comedy.

OH GOD THAT GUY! Watching him try to answer and freaking out with his buzzer was amazing.

ENBB, Monday, 27 July 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

btw I used to watch Jeaopardy with while holding a calculator and keeping score while I was in high school. Yes, I was that sad.

ENBB, Monday, 27 July 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah I dvr the series, jaymc. somehow I owned a dvr for months before realizing I should be.

Also the first few minutes against the "gadabout" when he absolutely destroyed dude and gadabout was all but holding the buzzer over his head trying to get a question in was straight comedy.

hahahaha yes! Was so glad that tool had his ass handed to him. A lot of being a good Jeopardy contestant comes down to having quicker reflexes than your opponents. The gadabout's strategy seemed to be to press that mofo a bazillion times as soon as you know the answer, whereas Stefan's seems to be press it once as soon as the question (er, answer, i mean) is "open".

xps

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 July 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

x-post uuuhhhh Jeopardy, rather

ENBB, Monday, 27 July 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Based on what I've read, you have to trust yourself enough to be ready to buzz in as soon as alex is done talking if you even THINK you know the answer to get that rhythm.
and i click the "clear" button on the tivo to buzz in. and shout at the screen a lot.

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Buzz-in timing skills are the key to my unbeatability at PS2 Jeopardy vid game.

bad-boy cartographer (Abbott), Monday, 27 July 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

press that mofo a bazillion times as soon as you know the answer

duuuuuuuuuuuuude I think he learned his Jeopardy skills (nil) from Soul Calibur

bad-boy cartographer (Abbott), Monday, 27 July 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I think gadabout was there to write a short story wherein he fulfills the dying wish of his sister. He was more emotional than anyone I've seen play jeopardy ever. When he all but swept the Dylan category he FINALLY calmed down, but dude was really out of control. That's kind of what I imagine I'd be like if they ever let me on.

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Does anyone else enjoy the Jeopardy video game?

'The 1 Bill'

bad-boy cartographer (Abbott), Monday, 27 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

They should just put that shit up on Hulu.

jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

God help anyone near me if I know the answer and nobody playing the game does.
"Pimento. Pimento. Pimento! PIMENTO MOTHERFUCKERS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL IT'S PIMENTO! PIMEEENTOOOOO! SAY IT YOU COCKSUCKERS! PIMENTO!"
"...and no one knew, 'What is... Pimento.'"
"GOD I HATE YOU FUCKERS!"

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Based on what I've read, you have to trust yourself enough to be ready to buzz in as soon as alex is done talking if you even THINK you know the answer to get that rhythm.

Well, the main issue, I think, is that if you buzz in before Alex is done talking, even by a microsecond, then you'll be locked out for an entire second, giving your opponents an opportunity to buzz in instead.

jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

(Actually, it might only be a quarter-second, but that's still long enough.)

jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I've always wondered how the Jeopardy buzzer system works. Also, is there some guy whose only job is to judge when Alex is done talking? Or is it done with a computer?

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Monday, 27 July 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

God help anyone near me if I know the answer and nobody playing the game does.
"Pimento. Pimento. Pimento! PIMENTO MOTHERFUCKERS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL IT'S PIMENTO! PIMEEENTOOOOO! SAY IT YOU COCKSUCKERS! PIMENTO!"
"...and no one knew, 'What is... Pimento.'"
"GOD I HATE YOU FUCKERS!"

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, July 27, 2009 6:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Haha me, too, and the only time I ever watch Jeopardy is in the laundromat, so that's kind of fun.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 27 July 2009 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

From Ken Jennings's (highly recommended) book Brainiac:

http://i28.tinypic.com/34yzak8.jpg

jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

CHILL OUT POINDEXTER YOURE NOT IN A MOSH PIT

69, Monday, 27 July 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Also the first few minutes against the "gadabout" when he absolutely destroyed dude and gadabout was all but holding the buzzer over his head trying to get a question in was straight comedy.

OH GOD THAT GUY! Watching him try to answer and freaking out with his buzzer was amazing.

― ENBB, Monday, July 27, 2009 3:58 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And what was with the sequined cravat? Or was it an ascot?

kate78, Monday, 27 July 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know but whatever it was it was awful. I hated him instantly but then he pulled out the dead sister dying wish thing and I felt sort of bad about it.

ENBB, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link


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