http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/imagesdickpole.jpg
― ice cr?m abdul-jabbar (Leee), Sunday, 7 March 2010 02:04 (fourteen years ago) link
why did the Mariners logo resemble satan's pitchfork?
― Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
nevermind, I get the Neptune 'trident' reference now.....bah
and jess begat ethan and ethan begat deej and deej begat jordan s and jordan s begat von smack
― sanskrit, Sunday, 7 March 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://the115.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/josediginity3.jpg
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link
lol tmz breaking news picture..
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1010_jose_bn_tmz_01.jpg
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I like first line of his bio
"1st member of the 40/40 club."
that there deserves..
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm still loling about the fact that Jose Canseco makes threats to civilians on twitter.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M JOSE CANSECO!"
― Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 07:18 (fourteen years ago) link
omfg
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 7 March 2010 08:32 (fourteen years ago) link
trying not to wake the g/f with retardedlaughter!
did you get any correspondence from aggrieved jose canseco fans
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
haha no
i was tortured last night though
― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
omigod only just opened this thread
Some sort of medal in order
― Tibetan 'buca the Dead (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
ilx attack on Jose Canseco....
― Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/VelA8.jpg
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Sunday, 7 March 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
the tweet's been deleted
― called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Jose Canseco used to call himself the "Human-Flesh Search Engine" just like the real internet the results were usually underage!
http://twitter.com/GaryCarterRaw/status/10250642992
― Andy K, Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
aw what did he say
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
'@jordansarge im definitely going to do it with my daughter'
― max, Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
he said that if he found me he'd kill me and/or torture me, and that all child molesters like me should be killed
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
he's kind of losing his mind
http://twitter.com/josecanseco
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
wow.
― goole, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
loooooooooooooooooool
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
someone's angling for some press coverage
huh
― n/a major dude will tell you (n/a), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I am signing off but won't u be my neighbor
hahhahahahaa
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I would rather be stupid and honest than smart and a lyar whitch one r u 20 minutes ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
@brandstatter I bet I could work ur wife little dick about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster in reply to brandstatter
U motherfuckerfs can dish it out but u can't take it I new u where cowards fucking genetic malfunctions should have been killed at birth about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
This world is full of lyars scum hypocrits and cowards not to mention corrupt politicians that's y the end is near. Look in the mirror about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
JOSE CANSECO TROLLED EVERYONE
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
i like to read all of these as dr. morbius posts
oh man, now he's gone apocalyptic
woah. wtf set him off?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I wish I could bring this anger into the ring btween what baseball has done to me and u fucking haters I could kill somèone rite now about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
somèone
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
différance
# Goodbye all of my stupid inbread followers remember stupid is as stupid does.dammm I love u guys34 minutes ago via TweetCaster
inbread
― am0n, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
the "dammm I love u guys" makes it
― what's the différance (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21177.jpg
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahaha
― what's the différance (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
he is a spambot :(
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
# Let's create our own society.tell the truth always or die 23 minutes ago via TweetCaster
― est 2010 (rahni), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
The government looks at us like if we where rats that need to be controoled or exterminated about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
I am like a lot of people that society has destroyed or alianated for telling the truth or standing up for there beliefs about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
If I where president respect and honesty would be established again just like in japan learn from that culture about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
@MARIALOUISE46 y do we have so many religions and only one god about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
@KerryPrice00 ok I guess I need a hug about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster in reply to KerryPrice00
@brandstatter I bet I could work ur wife little dick
this is, literally, how nazi germany started
― goole, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
If I where president respect and honesty would be established again just like in japan learn from that culture
― Lamp, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Not all that different from an early Rollins tour diary.
― Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Monday, 19 April 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i just signed up so i could tweet him ;)
― am0n, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, April 19, 2010 2:51 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
gonna go with 'years of steroid use'
― max, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Another way to live 30 years longer if you must have sex at least 3 times a week— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
― omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link
people who have figured out have to live an extra 30 years
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link
he has the exact same energy as @Love_That_Goku
i have an encyclopedic knowledge of Dragonball canon and all you ask me is "does Krillin like anal" "does android 18 have a pussy" etc— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
all signs point to Android 18 having a functional reproductive system but once again this is not my business— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
NO Piccolo does not smoke weed— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
the way some of you people speak to me is disgusting. "hey Christian does piccolo smoke weed" "does Roshi fuck the turtle". just unreal— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link
everybody knows there are many ways to live 30 years longer, but here's a tricky constraint: I must have sex at least 3 times a week.
― say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of shit stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
― frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
https://t.co/CXErAtc0aw...... you lied to defend that piece of shit Jessica I told you to not open up that can of worms time to polygraph and tell the truth now— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 13, 2019
― omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link
i'm not sure what's happening, but only 26 to go
30 minutes...— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 15:34 (two years ago) link
The September collection is finally live 🎉only 50 of each item ⚡️https://t.co/K6yOzJ3VTP pic.twitter.com/FbPaDq95T4— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021
loooool
who would have guessed it was a countdown to new merch
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link
wait!!!
that wasn’t the big news.. give me 5 minutes— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
coffee
― brimstead, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link
i knew jose canseco wouldn't let me down
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link
merry Christmas to everyone And a happy New Year Well almost everyone— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 25, 2022
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link