I TROLLED JOSE CANSECO

kind of sad but mostly sad

CANSECO DROPPIN' KNOWLEDGE

― dr. william idol (dr g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:19 (4 years ago)

I remember Jose signed my '88 Fleer. My only Jose moment

only baseball autograph I ever got was Sid Bream :/

dude Sid Bream is 100% kvlt! lots of people have Canseco autografs but only the truest have Sid Bream!

I have a baseball card show dealer badge signed by Canseco. (saw him at a Bennigan's near Arlington Stadium after a game) He was very nice, and the blonde he was with had enormous boobs (I was 10, the boobs are pretty much all I remember of the experience).

Just be glad you never got this autograph

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fuck, i give up (again!!)

How the fuck do you post pictures here?

arrgg. happened last night in the vinyl board too

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http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/imagesdickpole.jpg

why did the Mariners logo resemble satan's pitchfork?

nevermind, I get the Neptune 'trident' reference now.....bah

and jess begat ethan and ethan begat deej and deej begat jordan s and jordan s begat von smack

http://the115.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/josediginity3.jpg

lol tmz breaking news picture..

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1010_jose_bn_tmz_01.jpg

I like first line of his bio

"1st member of the 40/40 club."

that there deserves..

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1010_jose_bn_tmz_01.jpg

i'm still loling about the fact that Jose Canseco makes threats to civilians on twitter.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M JOSE CANSECO!"

omfg

trying not to wake the g/f with retardedlaughter!

did you get any correspondence from aggrieved jose canseco fans

haha no

i was tortured last night though

omigod only just opened this thread

Some sort of medal in order

ilx attack on Jose Canseco....

http://imgur.com/VelA8.jpg

the tweet's been deleted

Jose Canseco used to call himself the "Human-Flesh Search Engine" just like the real internet the results were usually underage!

http://twitter.com/GaryCarterRaw/status/10250642992

aw what did he say

'@jordansarge im definitely going to do it with my daughter'

haha

he said that if he found me he'd kill me and/or torture me, and that all child molesters like me should be killed

he's kind of losing his mind

http://twitter.com/josecanseco

wow.

loooooooooooooooooool

someone's angling for some press coverage

huh

I am signing off but won't u be my neighbor

hahhahahahaa

I would rather be stupid and honest than smart and a lyar whitch one r u 20 minutes ago via TweetCaster

@brandstatter I bet I could work ur wife little dick about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster in reply to brandstatter

U motherfuckerfs can dish it out but u can't take it I new u where cowards fucking genetic malfunctions should have been killed at birth about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster

This world is full of lyars scum hypocrits and cowards not to mention corrupt politicians that's y the end is near. Look in the mirror about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster

JOSE CANSECO TROLLED EVERYONE

i like to read all of these as dr. morbius posts

oh man, now he's gone apocalyptic

woah. wtf set him off?

I wish I could bring this anger into the ring btween what baseball has done to me and u fucking haters I could kill somèone rite now about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster

somèone

différance

# Goodbye all of my stupid inbread followers remember stupid is as stupid does.dammm I love u guys
34 minutes ago via TweetCaster

inbread

the "dammm I love u guys" makes it

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21177.jpg

solid take

What is going on with all these politicians molesting women I've been molested by several women and never complained

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 12, 2017

Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump I am interested in United Nations leadership .dm me for ideas and confidential 90 day plan #readynow

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 9, 2018

Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019

Cloning is illegal that's why we cannot evolve into our next stage

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

Once cloning is legal we will be able to purchase either bodies of ourselves in our Prime and once our shells get to old detach the brain and then apply to a new shell ot body..

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

In 50 years from now only the rich will be able to purchase a new body

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

New bodies will come with optional Android or robotic moving parts

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

I have figured out a way to live an extra 30 years

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

One of many ways to live an extra 30 years is that you have to sleep in almost freezing temperatures

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

Another way to live 30 years longer if you must have sex at least 3 times a week

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

people who have figured out have to live an extra 30 years

he has the exact same energy as @Love_That_Goku

i have an encyclopedic knowledge of Dragonball canon and all you ask me is "does Krillin like anal" "does android 18 have a pussy" etc

— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016

all signs point to Android 18 having a functional reproductive system but once again this is not my business

— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016

NO Piccolo does not smoke weed

— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016

the way some of you people speak to me is disgusting. "hey Christian does piccolo smoke weed" "does Roshi fuck the turtle". just unreal

— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016

everybody knows there are many ways to live 30 years longer, but here's a tricky constraint: I must have sex at least 3 times a week.

Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019

Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of shit stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019

https://t.co/CXErAtc0aw...... you lied to defend that piece of shit Jessica I told you to not open up that can of worms time to polygraph and tell the truth now

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 13, 2019

i'm not sure what's happening, but only 26 to go

30 minutes...

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021

The September collection is finally live 🎉

only 50 of each item ⚡️https://t.co/K6yOzJ3VTP pic.twitter.com/FbPaDq95T4

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021

loooool

who would have guessed it was a countdown to new merch

wait!!!

that wasn’t the big news.. give me 5 minutes

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021

coffee

i knew jose canseco wouldn't let me down

merry Christmas to everyone And a happy New Year Well almost everyone

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 25, 2022